Wednesday, March 30, 2011



The Orange Agent

R.A. is said to have an album coming out in 2011. I'm sure if it is anything like his previous records we will all be very satisfied. Biggie was once quoted as saying..."..and i thought I was good" referring to R.A.


This is Libby.
Libby isn't a rapper, fashion designer, or athlete.
She hasn't recently dropped an album or a mixtape.
You won't hear her songs on radio.
No new merch for sale.
What did you just say about her mother?
I'm crying now and can't see the screen I'm laughing so hard.
Good day.

Monday, March 28, 2011


How funny is it that it really didn't take long for someone to jack one of my ideas and try to ride it to the bank. Check out this cornball group, Redlight King's rock version of my joint Under The Influence. I dropped this back in May of last year and one of two things is possible: 1. They could have been working on this for a while and just happened to put it out. or 2. Some record exect heard it and jacked the idea. Either way, you know where you heard it first, and if it was my idea, then I guess then that would be one more reinforcement that I am musically ahead of my time.


Don't get excited, I would never leak my man Yak's album without his permission. What I do have though is another dope track that found it's way out of hiding. I'm not sure if this is actually going to be released on his album, or if this is for something else. Personally, the titile track Gas Galaxy has been my favorite out of what has been leaking. If you were current with the blog you would have downloaded it when I posted it a while back. The link my be dead now though. I'm not going all the back to check.


If you aren't familiar with X-Clan then you really shouldn't be reading this blog my friend. Their first album, Xodus was bumping out of a lot of white boyz trunks back in the day including mine. I always loved and admired their music for a few reasons, they have great concepts, ill production, and they have powerful lyrics.


I recently hit you with a song from Action Bronson. I went a bit deeper and dug up an EP that was kickin around since the Superbowl. It's got some nice joints on it, but the album is bombbomb.
Grab the EP


Prodigy just got out of lockup and I figured why not hit y'all with a classic freestyle , but the full version of it. GET THE FREESTYLE
Here's recent pic that popped up on twitter of him,
Havoc, and Alchemist kicking it in the studio.

Till nexxxxxtime.

Thursday, March 24, 2011



I have to show some love to my man Big Malk and to his protege and blood, Young Malk. This is the new EP they've been working on out in Windsor, VT. Be sure to cop one of those 'The Capital District' Tees and show some support for that upstate shit. ...Or you could always grab this EP and bump it down your block at Midnight on a school night. Sup Malk's know I got you covered.


Action Bronson is making hella noise all over NY with his new album 'Dr. Lecter'. If you aren't up on this Flushing Queens native, just thank me for giving you the heads up and something hype to rock all summer. Some say that it is the best album that have heard in years... including myself. Others have said "hip hop is back in NY". I'd put my money on this dude any day of the week. He's kinda sounds like a young Ghost with dope ass production behind him. He has been recently working with Statik Selektah and Mayhem Lauren of Thirstin' Howl III's Lo-Life clique.
Here's the track from the video off his new album if you want to download it.
I was gonna post this whole shit cause i do have it, but I figured since you guys know everything, then you would know where to get it yourself. Best album of 2011 so far. People are sweating the new Reks album, but that is no comparison to this instant classic. All you need is one listen and you'll know what I'm talking about. This dude actually looks like a heavy version of my cousin Matt. Crazy shit. Sleep if you want, but Action will be invading your playlist in one way or another. Don't say I didn't tell you so wigga.


People are probably wondering why I post so much Dirt Nasty music on my blog. Plain and simple answer...It's entertaining. It's not even close to as good as some of these other stuff I post on here, but it's also 1,000 times better than the shit on the radio today. Plus I'm a dirty muthafucka at heart. Simon Rex has been fondling the music business and the fashion world since his early days as a host on MTV's Remote Control. After teaming up with Stretch Armstrong to release 'The White Album', he continues to do shows and amaze crowds with how much coke he does during those shows. I have nothing against coke, cause I can say it's got me plenty of college ass back in the day. I just smoke, drink, and on occasion twist some hash in the vega. That's my cup of jack. This song isn't as dope as the last song I posted, but it's still worth least once. Check it.


Here's another exclusive you will find at a few spots only, including Dusty but Digital. This is the CD sampler they were giving out at the Decon Records booth at SXSW music festival. It features all new music from artists on the Decon label, and some exclusives from up and coming artists. This disc was entirely mixed by DJ Babu of Dilated Peoples. ENJOY!

Chi-Ali Then

Chi first made his first appearance as Jeff on various B-Sides of singles from De La Soul's 3 Feet High and Rising. He reappeared as Chi-Ali two years later on Black Sheep's debut album A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing on "Pass the 40," a posse cut about drinking 40s, rocking women, and ripping the mic. Chi Ali at the time was a member of the Native Tongues and also had connections with the Legion family, along with Showbiz and AG.
This was one of the songs that made him a household name in the hip hop community. "Funky Lemonade" was my favorite joint off his album. I still remember killing doubles to that back when it dropped. Always a good song to chop up while drinking a 40oz of Crazy Horse.
He got pinched after being on the run for a few months and got sent to prison in 2001. He was charged with the murder of his girlfriends brother. He was even on America's Most Wanted and
Managed to stay at large for over a year.

Chi-Ali Now

After doing years in Sing Sing Correctional as prisoner #04A0267, he's apparently changed his mind about being a gangster. Grab his classic 1st album HERE.

Flippin' Footage

I only remembered a little of this when Flux and the FWORD fam were taping it. I was about 3 blunts in and 10 PBR's deep when this was filmed. We were out front cracking on people walking by, Heather Morrison (pregnant on the 9's), and all the cornballs driving by that had Dead Hardy steering wheel covers. That was a fun night and I can't thank these guys enough for the continued support. Much love fellas. Flux killed one of my beats in this video too. The last 3 Don Smog CDs sold at this show for $20 a piece.

Good News. Gas prices are up.

Now that's how you kick game.


Thursday, March 17, 2011


A perfect example of what happens when Albany shows up to your party. Not exactly the LA riots, but plenty of assholes ready and willing to flex some buurrr muscles. How about that dumb lush that fell through the sunroof. Half of them have been caught all ready. Fun while it lasted. The whole 20 minutes.


World Series '08 Philly

You can actually hear the bottle go bouncing off his head much to the delight of the onlooking crowd.


I'm pretty sure he was saying stop. This is actually my 15th time watching it. A little bit of Adobo sprinkled on to those logs could have helped the fat bastard.

The new weather is here, and those hammertoe bitches couldn't wait to break out those dingy ass flip flops. Some of you dudes are guilty too.
"I'ma rock wiggas this summa"

Friday, March 11, 2011



Proudly Presents ::

Dr. Khil - Khilgore Trout Remixed by the Vinylcologist 2011 UC

RIPPER........: Tootass
LABEL.........: GCE X United Crates
ENCODER.......: Lame 3.97 V2
BITRATE.......: VBRkbps
MODE..........: Joint-Stereo
DATE.RiPPED...: Mar-10-2011
DATE.RELEASED.: 000-00-0000
TRACKS........: 17
SOURCE........: CDDA

01 Illy Pilgrim 02:25
02 Sherlocked Holmes 02:37
03 Frodope Baggins 02:26
04 Alan Quarterounce 02:24
05 Tom Saw Ya 01:45
06 Make 'em Dead III 02:25
07 Gabriel Guava 03:23
08 Walter Kojaked 03:23
09 Francis Magruber 01:46
10 Wilin' Loman 01:47
11 Bomb Joad 02:13
12 Hiro Antagonist 02:23
13 Robbin' Hoodies 02:34
14 Cheif Brohaan 01:50
15 Gray Gatsby 02:14
16 Oliver Twisted 00:56
17 Annie Kneel Sunn 01:59

TOTAL 38:30 min

Here's the recent remix I did of Dr. Khil's Khilgore Trout Album. This is a dope collection of beats and breaks that are sure to have you dipping your head. This megaexculsive is mixed by yours truly. There isn't too much changed from the original except that the remixed the album features scratches and stabs, vocal snippits, and a totally different tracklisting, cover, and inlay. "I couldn't just do a regular remix. I had to spice it up a bit more than the norm. So now the next time someone asks you who invented the remix, say whoever the fuck you want. When they ask who perfected the remix you better shout...@UnitedCrates!



PUNCHFACE!!!!! You know it's the action series. This is the game that your parents wouldn't even buy for you if you begged them for it. One reason being that they didn't want to instill bad values in your mind at such a young age. The main reason is that it was never released. This is actually and album promo (I think?) for a band called 'Punchface". Dope ass name for a band, but still not the beat I ever heard. The best band name ever is still 'Bloodbath and Beyond'. It's going to take something good to knock the crown off that name.

Want to look up all your old Nintendo pleasures.
Get a list of all the classics

Here's some thing else that you should own, if you are a collector.

These are clocks made out of antique Nes games and the hang right on your wall.
These can be adapted to use as a desk clock as well. Courtesy of RetroRespect. If there is a certain game you have in mind, you can even ship it and they will make a clock out of it or they will find you any particular game. They can also make CDS, and Vinyl albums that come with numbers into clocks as well.
Prices range from
$15 dollars pre-made
to $25 for custom
Email for a list of what's in stock. It changes based on what games are available. These come hand numbered and are released on a very limited basis to avoid unauthorized replicas.

2011 Dodge Challenger

One of the dopest American cars ever made. This shit floats and will leave a Porsche in the dust. I really need one of these. It's crazy to think how dope this would look in charcoal gray with two-tone neon green and black seats. These are customizable. Hit up Dodge for more info and specs. America is stepping it up with car production so take advantage and support you troops by buying American.


The newest (and best I've found) of the 'winning' tee shirts. Charlie Sheen has been going out of his mind lately and us as typical stargazers have loved every minute of it. His ex-wife Brooke has recently filed a court order of protection against the Wild Thing and took his 2 twin boys from his home where he reside with his two goddesses. This resulted in a series of ustream, tv, and media tirades that coined the term 'winning'. He also said something about tigers blood dripping from his fangs. Hence the best of both worlds with this shirt from Upper Playground.
Just yesterday the cops, with search warrant in hands showed up to Sheen's Sober Lodge to raid it. His ex-wife told police that he keeps a stash of weapons there and was obviously in fear for her life and the life of here two young boys. We can only hope this guy doesn't die too soon. We all are enjoying this new show way too much to have it canceled. #LOSING


Ok, I literally stumbled across this on the web (drunk off scotch) last night and had to share it. i laughed for like 10 minutes and thought that I saw this place in Clifton Park Center at one point, minus the funny spacing of letters. I'm guessing that the sign company or the guy who worked for them isn't employed there anymore.


Be sure to check out @unitedcrates and Listen Live on the Capital Coup every Friday from 10pm-12am with Lofi Lobo and the rest of the fam. WCDB has been very supportive over the years and they always sneak in a few exclusives. I may even send him a couple new tracks to play for tonight or next week. I can't decide yet which I want to drop on heads. Lofi Lobo and myself are currently planning a United Crates special edition takeover show that will highlight all the classics from the 518 music scene and break new exclusives only for that time slot.


The newest tee shirt to promote The Nintendo EP Part 2.
get up on it. Great with a pair of Nintendo Dunks.


I don't know yo.... those look pretty damn fake to me.
I hope to soon be #Playing Biz Markie - Spring Again and looking outside to 75 degree weather.

Always hunting for more shit to blog.

Later fellow haters.

Monday, March 07, 2011


This short on vinyl is real tight. Some heavy collectors, nice backdrops, and of course you know I've already sampled the vinyl soundbytes. Couldn't help myself. Hey, collectors are allowed to have fun too. Follow VINYL and all things about VINYL on Twitter--> @UNITEDCRATES





If you want to have something that is a one of a kind thing. Invest in some vinyl art from Daniel Edlen. Shadowed images make these records a limited item and look very official. You can even send records and have him post the artist image for you. They will be more likely to bring in more money. If he asks where you heard of him, just big up Dusty But Digi.

STICK 'EM UP (on the wall that is)

Just try and find another one.



Primo checking out the new line of Cazal Hip Hop Sunglasses. Cop you a pair HERE.

Don't be fooled.

Sumbliminals are everywhere. Be aware and don't fall victim to the slavemasters.

I wonder why they were just watching him. That's pretty gay.


Sunday, March 06, 2011


I was never into the screwed and chopped stuff and then I heard my cuts slowed down in this and have to say it sounds dope. Shouts to GM and Mike G. of OFWGKTA for hooking this shit up.