GET THE GASFACE..BUHuhuahaahahauah

Now isn't this some shit? I'm starting to become convinced that this gas price thing isn't just from the Bush administration. I mean, they surely have a lot to do with it, but there are other things that are really starting to bother me as well. For Instance, ever notice that in very compact areas there are a ton of traffic lights, and when there aren't traffic lights, it's a stop sign? The most recent gas guzzler is the invention of the speed hump in quiet neighborhoods. Easy enough right, now think of this...from now on try to keep track, just for shits and giggles, how many of those stop signs don't really need to be there or where they have recently put some up. Along with keeping track of that let's think about how many times your cruzing along and approaching a light that has been red for some time now (like since you could see it from a far), so you try to pace yourself and your vehicle so that it will change to green before you reach it. What happens next???? The same thing that always happens...you come to a complete stop and then the light changes to green. Is it just me or does it seem like the Department of Transportation is in on this shit too. It just goes together a little to well. The government controls the Transportation Authority, and the Transportation Authority controls the timing of the lights, how many stop signs, yield signs, and speed humps there are in a given area. Most people would never take it to this level of thinking, but I am not most people. I'm a pissed of individual that knows when I'm being taken advantage of. Just think, that shit is something we deal with everyday that we drive, just like gas. The only difference is that the ripping off isn't right in your face. I'm not going to claim this is a conspiracy or no shit like that. It's just a thought. Think to yourself and see where it leads. Hopefully you won't be haunted by every stop sign you pass by.
----D.O.T. (dept. of transpo) gets the GASFACE!

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL... (capital district update)

...but I don't wanna go on the plane!!!.!!
Hey gang, John Madden here to fill you in on where the good specials are in our area for everyone's favorite night with me...Monday Night Football!!!!! If you've recently purchased my signature popcorn popper, please make a note that they have all been recalled due to the butter packets not opening and the cord can cause a deadly electric shock. Ok, enough of that garbage, on to the specials. I was sad to discover that not only are people around here behind the times, but thier specials are too. Well, I guess that's just Smallbany for ya.
Specials:
TJ's Cafe - Central Ave, Albany: $2-coronas, 1/2 price domestic, and .35cent wings.
Fresno's - Broadway, Troy: $1 drafts and $1 bottles of Bud, Bud Light, Coors, and Labatts, also .25cent wings.
Joe's Grill - Central Ave, Albany: $2 drafts, and surprize gumbo.
Philly's Bar and Grill - Rt. 155, Latham, $2 domestic drafts .30cent wings.
Bennigan's - Route 7, Latham, 2 for 1 beers.
Chili's - Wolf Rd, Albany, 2 for 1 drafts and singnature margaritas.
J.T. Maxie's - Wolf Rd., Albany, $2.50 bottles Bud, Bud Light, Coors, 10 wings for $4.00
Applebee's - Rt. 2, Latham, 1/2 price appetizers, Bud, Coors, Labatts, $1 drafts
The Arc - Rt. 155, Watervliet, 5 for $5 Coors bottles and .30cent wings.
----weak ass specials in the Albany area get the GASFACE!

Yeah, Yeah, We'll call you next week... shmuck.

From the looks of this picture, it looks like he got the job right. Wrong! He got the same thing that every other job market hopeful gets. A lie right to his face. They say that they will call you and they never do, they say that they need to evaluate your references, but they don't, and last but not least they claim to be an equal opportunity employer, and they only hire hot girls and uptight metrosexuals that have some inside connection to the company. I really can't talk too much because I haven't really put in that much time as far as looking for a job. To be honest there isn't shit around here that I would be interested in, or something that I could use my experience to my advantage. Although I dropped off my resume at a ton of places, I still have to call and followup. I don't call this a followup though, it's more like hounding, bugging, being a pest...until they take your well written cover letter and resume and throw it in the garbage. This even after they say "we'll call you next week sometime". Why would I wanna work for a company that has already lied to me once. This could only mean that it could get worse, much worse. First, it's a small little itty bitty lie, then it spirals into a much bigger lie. Pretty soon you've stripped yourself of any confidence that you may have had coming into the job, and you're beginning to act not-so-like yourself. Biting your lip everytime someone walks by, or spending a shitload of money on dress shirts and nice shoes just to fit in. Fuck that! They say to usually give them a week, but by that time your "impressive" resume along with 20 others are at the bottom of a stack with coffee and danish stains all over it. Then you find out that the person who actually got the job you applied for, probably lied on thier resume, was a friend of the corperate family, or knew someone that put in a few good words. That really isn't your fault, it's the companies fault for not seeing the potential in you that you see in yourself. Hard to understand right, not really when you've been through it over and over again. I mean what is the point of bouncing from job to job when you could be actually adding years of experience to your resume that can really help you in the long run, not just for the time being. I'd love to get up everyday to go to a studio where I could work with big name acts and not only make great music, but a decent living as well. I could promise you that I would have no complaints. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I'll call you in a week or so.
----corporate liars get the GASFACE!
FUCKIN' GREEKS.

Here's something interesting that I found surfing the net today. I know that in this day and age we have to be on alert for the mass amount of things that are being bootlegged everyday...cds, dvds, tee-shirts, Air-Jordans, and even video games. Never thought that I would see the day that someone bootlegged a hot dog stand. Now I have seen it all folks. Not only is this guy an immigrant that stinks like rusty onions, he claims to have started the first Gus's Hot Dog Stand. We all know that isn't true though. Our asses crave the real blowouts and spillage from the gutbuster grease pit that we've all come to love. The REAL Gus's Hot Dogs in Watervliet, NY
---Gus's (bootleg) Hot Dogs gets the GASFACE!

STOP PLAYIN'??????


Not only is the tribe fighting for thier trip to the World Series, but they have to beat out the Red Sox and The Yankees. One thing that puzzles me though...what the fuck is wrong with these tv program directors not putting them on ESPN or even Fox Sports????? Get a clue you fuckin' corky's and put some Indians games on or I'll clip your ballhairs off and feed them to your girlfriends best friends. Got it partna????GOOD! Yet, another thing that puzzles me tho...Joe Torre was on the verge of getting fired, and the Yankee's were pretty much the worst team in baseball, how is it that they always seem to be right there for the race to the end no matter how bad the beginning of thier season was????? Jus plain GAY if you ask me. Fuck the Yankme's. You know what they autta do???? Put some apartments inside Yankee Stadium and have The Real World do a whole season there. Maybe then they would be happy with all the publicity they receive.

Porn Stars Beware of those too too High Heels.

Will The Real Gangsters Please Stand Up??????
50 Cent is trying to promote his new video game and movie along with another new album in the works. Apparently he didn't hear that Jada and Styles got in his ass. Here's a new single for all you idiots that think he is still the man.
----50 gets the GASFACE!
RUN YA JUELZ!!!!"

These guys forgot that it wasn't loaded.

EYE CANDY++++---0-O----++++
Crotch shot king. 1

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHITFUEL?

***Special Football Edition***

Ok..Ok...now we gotta get serious. It's football season and I know all you tailgaters, college dropouts, and pigskin degenerates need a great chili recipe. I have the solution!! Normally this would be concidered classified information but I feel like being ultra generous today. So here it goes for all you Emeril wannabes that are trying to impress your girls', your girl's fathers and pokerfriends.
Vinyl's Chili
INGREDIENTS:
--1 medium size can of delmonte diced tomatoes $1.29
--2 small cans of delmonte petite cut diced tomatoes $2.00
(one zesty jalapenos flavor, zesty mild n green chilies flavor)
--1 packet of medium chili powder (for hot) or tex mex flavor (for sweet) $1.29
(found near gravy packets and various sauce packets)
--1 bottle of heinz chili sauce $1.39
--1 clove of garlic $.59
--1 small red onion $.75
--1 small vidalia (for sweet) or white onion (whichever is preferred) $.75
--2 long hot peppers $.75
--1 green pepper $.99
--1 red pepper $1.99
--1 cubanelle pepper $.99
--1 habanero pepper $1.49
--1 1.75lb pack of hamburger meat $4.29
--1 can of goya red kidney beans $.79
--1 can of goya cannellini beans (white) $.79
--1 bag of shredded sharp cheddar (about 2 cups) $2.39
TOTAL COST (appx.) $22.53 + tax
note: when cutting the long hots and habaneros, DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES!!!!
Wash hands with soap and water throughly...you may feel the heat on your hands for a day after if you don't wash your fingertips immediately.
I know it seems like a lot, but it will feed about 10 or more, or feed one person for a week. It is great to dip tortilla chips in, or put over hot dogs and burgers. Not to mention figure how much you spend on fast food, and know that this is soooooo much healtier. It breaks down to about $3.20 a day.
note: beans can be substituted with 1 can of corn if you don't feel like blowing out the ass of your gym shorts.
DIRECTIONS: This is kinda hard to fuck up, so if you do you're a fuckin' Corky.
Meat: In a medium skillet, brown meat and add any spices you would like to season with during the browning process. It is important to season the meat as soon as you put it in the pan. This way it sticks to it. Here's what I use: seasoned salt, garlic powder, salt, pepper, italian seasoning, and a pinch of Emeril's essence. Put the meat on simmer and keep breaking it up and browing it.
Sauce: In a large sauce pot put 1 whole clove of garlic sliced thin. Then open all cans and dump into pot and simmer on low draining the juice from the large diced tomatoes and keeping the juice from the 2 small cans. Now, dice all peppers and onions and put them in the pot stirring as you go. This should take you about ten minutes and by the time you get all the peppers in, the burgermeat should be ready. Strain the burgermeat, this helps get rid of some of the fat that is cooked out of it. Now add the chili sauce, burgermeat, and chili powder slowly stirring it in as you go. Also add some extra seasonings, a pinch of crushed red pepper, (if you have it) and a tablespoon of sugar. By now the peppers and beans should start to soften. Bring this to a boil stirring three or four times to circulate the ingredients while the water boils to the top. Then cover and simmer for 10 to 15 minutes stirring ocassionally. After you've done that you're almost there...take the cover off and add the whole bag of cheese and stir it in...let it stand for about 5-10 min with the cover off and serve. I will say this again, I know it seems like a ton of work, but once you do it once you will always know how. This will speed up the process. When I first started making it I spent about 45minutes, now it only takes me 20-30. I can't take full credit for this recipe though. A big shout out goes to my man Treez who had the base, I toyed with it, and perfected it to my taste. This version is sweet tasting with a small afterbite, but one bowl won't burn your lips. Feel free to experiment, you may come up with your own version that could be special and that you could use for years to come. Hope you enjoy Vinyl's Chili..and remember to give credit where credit is due, I did, you should too.
DISCLAIMER: The Vinylcologist will not be held responsible for undercooked meat, missing ingredients, or two day later tasty burps caused by his chili. Farts extracted from this special blend will not only clear a room, but will burn eyes, nosehairs and skin. Please eat in a well ventilated area.

Fight, Fight, a wigger and he's white...
-photo taken from ABC Sports.
On Monday night football last night, the teams were so hyped to play that they started to get rowdy. Two players were ejected from the game and even after that they continued to go at it. My guess is that they now have Vince Mcmahon of WWE giving pionter on how to get more viewers. I know for that whole defensive struggle of a game I didn't change the channel. ...if the wigger don't win, we're still lovin' him.
"These fuckin' wiggas shoulda made the All Madden"

Madden '06 is already blazing up the critics and review experts...part of the reason is because it has the best graphics out of any football game period. The othe other reason is because the can't stop playing it. I really can't wait to see how many people start putting on serious '06 tourneys for big money. It can't get any better than this people, and if it does you probably wouldn't be able to handle it. After actually seeing this game played and how realistic it is I can see people saying "fuck poker, who want to lose thier pension in Madden?"
My Idea Of Fantasy Football

...What's yours?

Your official NFL throwback connection. This shit is the real deal so don't even ask. Still killing it after all these years and for years to come. Get your pre-order on dun dun and break necks in yo neighbohood. These would go so nice with that.
--------eye-candy--------
You think you're gangsta?

the John Candy version.
remember...keep it gully.

...or get shot upstate. Set it.

COMPLEXED SIMPLICITY

Lil' Kim...we all love her...we all hate her. But, she continues to amaze dropping hot songs while we keep dropping our jaws. Her crazy antics and wild wardrobe have us all wondering....what's going on inside that little head of hers. All this while awaiting her vacation upstate...I may have to kick it to here since she's gonna be up here for a bit. I'm sure that if she tried to diss me though I'd have goofyslap her weave off that dome and scream in her face "shut up bitch!!!" .
new album...The Naked Truth in stores Sept. 13th...but actually, you ain't buying shit. Let's try this again. official download date: Sept. 13th.
******THE MUSIC ISSUE********
DIPPED SETS.

Juelz Santana is hard at work getting the final mixes together for his new album due out sooner than later. His mixtapes The Big Picture and Back Like Cooked Crack) were and still are in high demand. I personally think that Cam has the best lyrics out of Dipset, he's a veteran schooling this kiddies through the game. Peep an exclusive that proly won't be on the album.

CAM KEDS
...the only purple I've ever worn was on a Charlotte Hornets Jersey back in the day.
...and another one.

the brokest rapper you know?

Sean Price is set to release his followup to the unforgettable donkey sean jr. The new cd is called Passion of The Price and will have freestyles and funny shit as well as exclusives. We are bound to see production by Da Beatminerz, Scram Jones, Agallah, and 9th Wonder...and maybe yours truly. He has a beat cd we gave him like a few months ago...I probably shouldn't be holding my breath.
take a free style ...on me.

NO MORE BULLSHIT!

Tell me...wouldn't it suck a big fat dick if you saved up your money to buy your favorite pair of kicks from back in the day, paid the shipping...got those shits in the door and then finding out that they weren't real. The same dude that just sold you those is probably out buying the real pair for himself with your hard earned cash. worry no more. www.fakepolice.com
to link with other that hate this same thing...hit up www.niketalk.com
...and the latest update to fake police...www.solejers.com

we can stop these retards ruining the sneaker game.
feel me.
good.
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I HEART NEW YORK

ROBOTS.WILL.KILL
This is an upcoming grafitti and clothing company that I happened to stumble on while surfing the net. The merchandise is very hot including tees, hats, hoodies, and much more. They even have a seperate section that is dedicated to the sale of thier artwork. My guess is that this site is gonna blow up similar to the way Ecko Unlimited did back in the 90's. Thier gear looks dope, not to mention it's something other than Sean John, or do I dare say the gastly G-Unit collection. As soon as they restock, I'll be copping...you should too, if you know whats good for you. Don't be the last on the block looking like a fool cause you are still rockin' some LRG (Lifted Research). AIGHT?!!????



Halloweenie!

Halloween is coming...do you got your gear?????
In The Pink:
This is a special dedication to all you idiots who think you look good in pink. Lemme just fill you in on a bit of info...The only dude that looks good in pink is The Pink Panther, hence his name and his cool persona tends to back everything up. You on the otherhand think that pink makes you look cute. WRONG! You look like a fuckin' fool that lost his way from a Walk-A-Thon for breast cancer. Even if I was trying to dress to impress a female...you wouldn't catch me in some tight pink shi(r)t. Let me try to think of some others who tried pink and it ruined thier career...hrmmmm. Oh shit, Pink! the pop icon, where has she been????? Maybe she realized that dying your hair that color can't secure you a spot in the music industry. Or could it be that the color pink is out now according to fashion world and the critics that write for In Style magazine. Oh Wait..I Know...it was never cool in the first place to rock pink. Cam' Ron took it so far that he tricked out a Range Rover and even put pink rims on it. Bottom Line: PINK SUCKS...the pop icon sucks, the store in Manhatthan Sucks, Cam's rover sucks, light red sucks, the pink in Pink Floyd sucks, anything that has to do with it sucks. The only exception is pussy. pussy can be pink...it's suppost to be. Woah, I think we may be on to something here. Pink is for PUSSIES. nyay.

Gimme the Loot

"all hell has broken loose and we can't tie him back up" ---Some Fuckin' Retard

After the devistation of Hurricane Katrina some people who literally have nothing to lose. A shootout occured where a cop took one to the head and the looter took off with his watch. Some good news though... Wal Mart gained some new customers...even the security got in one the action. "Click on Looting".. give it a sec to play. This is why us whitey's are scared of you coloreds.
Here's a joke...What's the top selling t-shirt in New Orleans right now????


Give Up?????






"this recovery will take a long time" ---President Bush


THE VINYLCOLOGIST :
supreme beatsmith.
protector of the city.
arrogant asshole.
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