HOTKANIPKANABS

What the deal??! This week in Hip-Hop kinda sucked compared to 10 years ago, wouldn't you say? There really is good music out there though, you just have to search...the local music stores. Check the new Akro track w/ Lif. It's worth a listen or three.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

Has anyone seen this chick lately. What happened to "my weight is a problem" girl???? Someone should get her to a doctor quick! ...but on the way stop for a Meatnourmous Sandwich and an extra LARGE order of Oreo's dipped in hot hick mustard. Pleasseeeee Nicole, get a day job, sit on your ass and eat some deep dish yak dick. Maybe then you will get the junk in the trunks back.

STILL PUNCHING FACES.

Sween and Jak Progresso are working on a new EP that will be the equalivent of snapped bones from jumping threw an airplane motor. Slide over to Creative Juices music for more info on dat sheeeeeit.

CD's Of The Month!!!!!

Pharcyde-Labcabincalifornia
-This was one of the most slept on albums of all time. It included 16 tracks stacked with great samples, soundbytes, and real instruments with a comedic type feel overlayered. Always an ill disc to kick back and smog some beasters to. Wanna know what inspires me???? Discs that can be played from apples to zirconias. Datzwhut.


Big Daddy Kane-Daddy's Home
-Try not to forget who paved the way with his witty medaphors and supersmooth pimp-like lyrical rainstorms. It's putting words together like that effortlessly and still keeping your cool. See any resemblence????? Although Big Scoob pretty much ruined this album, Daddy still held down the throan. Let's go back.....way back. Pop in this tape before I shoot off those raisins you call balls.


The Beatnuts-Intoxicated Demons
-Psycho, Fashion, and Juju. This is a shorter cd, but that only means one thing. It can be played twice as much in the same amount of time as a regular disc. Every joint on this shit is major. From the "world famous" intro to the story they had to tell, this is how you wanna come if you trying to come hard. Intoxicated... and like a full blown demon. That's the shit we've always been on. Have you? Question that. This disc will always be one of my all time favorites. Go to Vinylcollege and do the knowledge. Fuckwow I'm good. uh ah, I mean hood. Nyes Nyes yawl.


Capone and Noreaga-The War Report
-The cover was bootleg as hell, but the inlay kinda made up for it. The verses were exactly that, a report on the war going on outside that no one was safe from. Tracks 10 and 7 are the diamonds of the cd. I still remember when T.O.N.Y. hit the mixtape circuit. That shit was playing in cars going by and the soundwaves were followed by mass amounts of treesmoke. It was all so simple back then and it seemed that what was real, was what made it to the top. If only Hip-Hop was like that now...there'd be a lot less emcees' wanting to quit fuckin' with it.

No Mo Madden... :(

It's gonna be hard listening to Monday Night Football without John adden's great commentating. He's moving to Sunday nights and is set to release his new "Madden '07" in the coming weeks. Previews have stated that this is the best football game ever made. Is it just me, or do they say that shit every year. I think we all know by now. For christ's sake it's like a national holiday when that shit drops. All the dudes that actually went out to get a job start calling into work and pullin that Madden bullshit. People actually get fired cause they are addicted to the game after only a few hours of play. This is what you spent those hard earned dollars on putting your kid through a university in which his or her only benefit is thier hand-eye coordination.


Then there's this asshole.

the unorganized bank robber. <----read how this dumb fuck got caught out there. haha. This must have been why he lost the job at FedEx.
This is a great site to check out. I happened to come across it in my zoom flume innanet travels. This is too Ill. Super Mario theme song played on a 11 string bass. This site, or blog I really should be calling it, has great tips and tricks for musicians not to mention a ton of other shit too.
www.onetonnemusic.com

EYE CANDY ----0-O-----woah.

Stacy Dash (clueless, mo' money, etc.) has a new spread...and I mean spread in Playboy. Peep it if you can find it. ooowwwwCH! By far, the hottest female ebony on the planet.

FREE SHIT!!!!! (J version) -just click on link, DL, and N-joi boi.
J-Zone - Triggerphobia (chickenshit) --hot off the press.
J. Dilla - Body Movin' --one of his greatest, period
Jaylib and Madvillain - Take it Back --doom, lib, dilla, should I say anything else?

Proly not.

Till I feel like Pimpslappin' you again...later.