Wednesday, October 19, 2005
SHUT THE #@!*%$ UP!!!!
First off, I just wanna say that when he played for The Raiders, he was nasty. Nasty, meaning that I knew that he was an above average player, but couldn't figure out why. Now I know why...I also now know what a fucking retard Romanowski is. Not only is he a giant clutz that is mad about his popularity now-a-daze, but he is ruining any chances of getting into The Hall of Fame by blowing up his own spot and taking others with him. Is this just a cunning attempt to clean the skeletons in his closet?? Could it be that he is stirring up all of this to sell copies his new book????(obviously) Maybe if he is lucky he will end up on next season's episode of the Surreal Life starring Sinead O'Connor, Sammy "the bull" Gravano, and the guy who played "Doofy" in Scary Movie. Come to think of it, he looks a lot like my cousin Tucker, I haven't seen in ages. His nose itches because he sniffed away his septum. bru-bu-bu-broow.
CHECK YA ZIP CODE....nukka.
From one quick glance you'd think that you were looking at the backside of a superresort, one that is all inclusive and very expensive at that. The last thing that you would think is that you were looking at rapper 50 Cent's cribo. Purchased from, and previously owned by Mike Tyson, this gated community estate boasts a backyard waterfall, an indoor club, raquetball court, and narcissistic paintings of himself all over the building. The sad part for his fans is that this is FAR from the hood. So I have a question for you???? Is he keeping it real???? It's actually a trick question, there is no possible way he can be. That is unless the ghetto delivers. Sorry 50, but you can't convince me.
IN THE HOOD (yet another 50 diss)
REGGIE NOBLE IS AT IT AGAIN.
Redman has recently finished his new album entitled Red Gone Wild Thee Album. Some cameo appearances from Ludacris, Ghostface, and Icarus. Scheduled release date is set for Nov. 15th. Peep the preview...What I'm Here For (song...no corny djs screaming)
This is by far the best song I've heard off the album to date.
SHAOLIN STYLE VS. THE UNDERGROUND
Everywhere you go, boards, blogs, chate rooms, word on the street, is that this is the must buy album of the year. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this release really sucks...not as bad as the GZA and Muggs project, but almost as bad. The beats are very mediocre and this also sounds like it was thrown together. Some of the emcees don't even sound like themselves, and I will be the first to scream it. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY...or your bandwidth for that matter. Actually, the download may be worth it, but seriously, this is one of the worst anticipated releases to ever come out of the Wu camp. That logo dosen't really mean shit now. I remember when you could but any record that had the WU symbol flipped every which way, and know that it was totally worth your money. Now it seems that everyone that uses (aside the original members) is just ruining the face value of the 36 chambers. Here's the best track on the album in my eyes...and ears. R.A. the Rugged Man and J-Live (mp3)
Pablo Francisco make fun of clubbing in NYC. (video)
A TrU AsShOLe.
The new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm has been underway for about three weeks now and each episode gets funnier than the last. At first I have to admit, I was snoozin on this show, but after watching it for a couple of weeks, I'm loving the simple everyday comedy. A new episode premiers Oct. 30th... tune in and find out whats so funny.