JERKWAD MAGGOT PUNCH

Back with the usual shit...updates, free music, and yes...funny tales and photo ops. It'sa ben a lil' hetik this month that's why I' haven't been posting much. More to come as shit boils down. Simma down now Chuck. Don't make me jab a pen cap in yer throatskin.


If you remember a few weeks back me putting you... well, trying to put you up on this shit ri-here. All who jumped at the chance to download the "dugout" jam know what I'm talking about. If you didn't, try not to be the last fuckin' person on earth to realize this shit is a classic already.

YEAR OF THE V's

This year has turned out to be my favorite year for collecting due to one shoe. The Air Jordan V....these were one of the most popular designs I remember when I was in middle school. Yes, like a big dummy I bought, and ruined my pair. God if I only knew what I know now. Cat's are getting almost 2G for a pair of these originals in deadstock. If you do happen to stumble upon a pair that is mint, you won't win the bid, or you will find out that they are about as fake as G-unit. Come on, Ice T was the only real gangsta I ever knew. Fool had truck jewelz. Shouts to DJ Aladdin.

One For The Voters...

This is a Picture of John Sweeney at a college get together, very innocently kickin it with some of his wiggas. They took and blew this whole thing out of wack. Maybe he wasn't wasted and maybe he was drunk and high, either way, I'm voting for him. I think he knows how to have a great time...and I like that tie. If he's willing to take a risk like this, wearing that Yankee hat after their horrible playoof post season... than I guess he'll be willing come smoke pot with me sometime. Nice!

Eye Crack...
find her yercelf.

How bout' you reegie noble..??!

"ChikiCheck 1, 2, and..a." -Diamond D.

In My deck At da MoMent....

Jay-Z - Addicted to the Game (an oldie, but illy)

Ill Bill feat. Raekwon - Enemy Remix (knocks the original out da box)

Moka Only feat. MF DOOM - More Soup (just try findin' this one)

Ofva Shit.
Alchemist has returned with a new disc of the better side of the ALC production we all love. Appearances by Prodigy, Obie Trice, and Agallah, just to name a few. Highly Exclusive! Great for Raiders fans.

Classic Flick of the Week:

HEAT. Pacino, Deniro, Com'on now. You had to know that sooner or later they were going to take this shit to the next level. Read more about the new video game scheduled to hit store shelves sometime in '07
Bing!

"Show 'em what ya got.." -Flava Flav
Check out the making of the beat for the new Hova banger.
Peep. -just blaze tv

Wanna make you own joints???? check out RockstarGames new Beaterator and make dat sit happen gee.

Ok...Ok. enough. I have tracks to make and Mom's famous Orange Iced Tea to slurp. I'll give you that ghetto recipe next blog. Grab some freebies and come back in a few weeks to get some mo' of that crack you grubbie little maggie. 1


...and remember, don't hassel the Hoff.

COMPARING APPLES AND ASSHOLES

Aight, time to do my weekly bitching. This we should be real easy, starting with this ASSHOLE. T.O. What a fuckin' douchbag, huh. Last season he couldn't get along with his team, his coach, and even himself. So what'd they do, what anyone who is smart would do, ...traded him.
Now, this clown goes into the first week of football with the Cowboys and can't catch a pass to save his hyde. What's his excuse????? Apparently he had sprained, or, broke, or whatever dickheaded his finger. So I guess that's why he couldn't receive for any yards. Now, this week, he is in the media again. What a fuckin' joke this guy is. Some story about how he almost overdosed on pills leaks out to the press. Then he's comes to the conference and claims that it's all bullshit. Now all the sudden everything is great in week 4....I mean seriously, get off your own dick man. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about T.O. I just wish he would've OD'd on shit he took, but really... we couldn't get that lucky. If that was the case I'd go play mega millions tonite. I always say the same thing about Owens... "If it ain't the T.O. show, It ain't no show." He is a bigger attention whore that Janet at the SuperBowl. Fuckin' dick. Get your shit together or I'm gonna hire Haynesworth to flashback to last weeks game and stomp on that superdome you call a head with his cleats.
Go hang with your boy Shay Hillenbrant and swallow his next seed fuckface.

I Know You Got Soul...

Pete Rock is still at it working on a new album, along with a boatload of other projects. He has just released "Underground Classics", a collective of some of the greatest remixes he's ever composed. Keep a watch on this guy, he'll hit us from every angle and then some. Here's a video of his makin' beats and a fresh track for those eardrums.
CHECK IT!!!!
The best that ever did it.


VINYL & ED POWERS (brotherly advice) Vol. 1
The new release from Lost Poetz a.k.a. Animal Powers is in the works. It will feature production from The Vinylcologist and his getaway driver Jack of All Trades. There is also a show coming up that will double as a Halloween party, and if you have that night off from your job at Byrne Dairy I suggest you go. It will be a night of fun, funnels, fun with knives, and funyuns caught in your gums. Now that's enough promotion for something that doesn't need it. Now go and get your ass a fuckin' J.O.B. wigga before I have to wreck your career with a diss track before you have a chance to start it.
Love,

Dads first nut.

Allah U Akbar

Hopefully the production will help, because I haven't liked Sadat since he tried to be Clint Eastwood.


Music by Funk Flex and Clark Kent. Click da icon for tickets.

Speaking of Shoefeddishes.

Clarks has released a string of new Wallabees with the craziest color and pattern scemes I've ever scene. They include, but are not limited to, Camo, Pinstripe, Quilted, and Plaid. This is why I love the fall. Jeans, hoodies, and wallys.

BushBusters...special photo segment.













YAK YA LATER


More music next time....



I swear.