BABAGADOUCHE

I put the word douchebag in the google images search and this it what it displayed.
No bullshit.

Control douche

My guess is they've been together for years.
She has no way out.
I think that's Cabernet Franc if I'm not mistaken.

Powder douche

I really hope he just came from the barber.

Pratt douche

Life on the Z-List.
Is that a gang sign?

Collective of douche

Douchebag Inc.

Gosdouche

Jon. Broke Jon now.

Moob douche

Nice car.
It would drive off without him if it could.
Check the sign.

Seff douche

Fuck Seff.

Trilogy douche

Oh Biff? #MYMINDSTATE
Remember, Biff had no last name.

Untrustable douche

...SMH

Cobra Kai douche

I wonder what the bully, Billy Zabka from all the 80's movies is doing now

Harris douche

Heeeeeyyyy Dork!

Fav-ra douche

This is the guy that sits hidden in between exits 7 and 9 on the Northway on the 1st of the month.

Anirexadouche

Shouts to Guttenberg on the check in.

ALAN the Chemist

I'm Just as excited to hear new joints.
Prodigy and ALC have always been an inspiration to me.

...and speaking of Prodigy.

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New Prodigy joint with some gems on here.

Tracklisting:
1. (00:00:30) Prodigy - Intro
2. (00:01:45) Prodigy - Rare Species
3. (00:01:29) Prodigy - Ride Out
4. (00:00:59) Prodigy - Every City (R.I.P. Nate Dogg)
5. (00:01:15) Prodigy - That Crack
6. (00:00:57) Prodigy - Whaddup Whaddup Huh
7. (00:02:01) Prodigy - Black Angel
8. (00:01:03) Prodigy - Boxcutta
9. (00:01:19) Prodigy - That Mobb Shit
10. (00:02:09) Prodigy - Whass Poppin' Dunn
11. (00:00:30) Prodigy - Late Night Arrival
12. (00:00:58) Prodigy - Survival Freestyle
13. (00:00:43) Prodigy - Stole Somethin'
14. (00:00:48) Prodigy - Sound of the Police
15. (00:02:24) Prodigy - Playing Games ft. Lloyd Banks
16. (00:00:58) Prodigy - Spread Love
17. (00:00:58) Prodigy - Thrill Me Makavelli
18. (00:01:57) Prodigy - Killaz Theme
19. (00:02:06) Prodigy - Catch A Body
20. (00:00:56) Prodigy - Banana Clip P
21. (00:01:14) Prodigy - Dirty New Yorker
22. (00:01:19) Prodigy - Ganstas Roll
23. (00:00:58) Prodigy - Get The Fuck Out
24. (00:01:10) Prodigy - Freestyle (Dissin Jay-Z)
25. (00:01:29) Prodigy - Stretch Armstrong Freestyle
26. (00:01:07) Prodigy - Pee Shot Ya
27. (00:00:07) Prodigy - DJ Diggz Interlude
28. (00:01:15) Prodigy - Crabs In A Bucket ft. 50 Cent
29. (00:01:00) Prodigy - Narcotics
30. (00:01:34) Prodigy - Fuck Da Industry
31. (00:01:15) Prodigy - Shiest ft. Havoc & Rapper Noyd
32. (00:00:59) Prodigy - Nobody Likes Me
33. (00:01:18) Prodigy - Niggaz Wanna Clap Me
34. (00:00:47) Prodigy - Tales From New York (Tough Love)
35. (00:00:40) Prodigy - Whose World Is This (Dissin Jay-Z)
36. (00:02:08) Prodigy - Pile Raps
37. (00:00:54) Prodigy - Walk With A Shotgun
38. (00:01:26) Prodigy - The Message
39. (00:01:31) Prodigy - I'm Goin' Out
40. (00:01:18) Prodigy - Never Lookin' Back
41. (00:01:00) Prodigy - The Drama
42. (00:02:50) Prodigy - Sex Drugs Money ft. Un Pacino
43. (00:00:17) Prodigy - That's That
44. (00:01:14) Prodigy - No Love No Wins
45. (00:02:53) Prodigy - Nightmares ft. 50 Cent
46. (00:00:51) Prodigy - QU Hetcic
47. (00:01:00) Prodigy - You Ain't No Gangsta Pussy
48. (00:00:59) Prodigy - Project Niggaz
49. (00:01:59) Prodigy - Infamous Money Rolls
50. (00:02:19) Prodigy - My Priorities (Multiple Choice)
51. (00:01:20) Prodigy - Start Of Your Ending
52. (00:04:01) Prodigy - Three Stories From the Hood
53. (00:02:53) Prodigy - Firearm Dunns (Hold It Down)
54. (00:00:38) Prodigy - Family Ties
55. (00:03:00) Prodigy - Gun Love

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DJ Eclipse, Torae and J57 are here to help the world of hip hop.
Spinning the best in the underground.
Eclipse just returned from being on tour and snuck this show in on satellite radio recently.
Download last week's show... because he is back out on the the HMK tour this week.

Here's the flyer if you're not on this shit yet.



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One of our favorite storytellers is back with a new 8 song album.
Make sure you follow G. Rap on twitter.
...if not your ass will be On The Run

Download G. Rap


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Teflon (born Linwood Starling) is a rapper from Brooklyn, New York. A protege of hip-hop legend DJ Premier he is most famous for his collaborations with the Brownsville band M.O.P where he had a part in their 2000 song Ante Up.

The new Teflon single produced by DJ Premier. Taken from the Year Round Records full length Get Used To Us. Download Tef

This cat's out.

BUD LIGHTYEAR

#whitekids


The Orange Agent

R.A. is said to have an album coming out in 2011. I'm sure if it is anything like his previous records we will all be very satisfied. Biggie was once quoted as saying..."..and i thought I was good" referring to R.A.


dafucyoulookinat?"

This is Libby.
Libby isn't a rapper, fashion designer, or athlete.
She hasn't recently dropped an album or a mixtape.
You won't hear her songs on radio.
No new merch for sale.
What did you just say about her mother?
I'm crying now and can't see the screen I'm laughing so hard.
Good day.

CLAWSUIT PENDING

How funny is it that it really didn't take long for someone to jack one of my ideas and try to ride it to the bank. Check out this cornball group, Redlight King's rock version of my joint Under The Influence. I dropped this back in May of last year and one of two things is possible: 1. They could have been working on this for a while and just happened to put it out. or 2. Some record exect heard it and jacked the idea. Either way, you know where you heard it first, and if it was my idea, then I guess then that would be one more reinforcement that I am musically ahead of my time.

ALL GASSED UP

Don't get excited, I would never leak my man Yak's album without his permission. What I do have though is another dope track that found it's way out of hiding. I'm not sure if this is actually going to be released on his album, or if this is for something else. Personally, the titile track Gas Galaxy has been my favorite out of what has been leaking. If you were current with the blog you would have downloaded it when I posted it a while back. The link my be dead now though. I'm not going all the back to check.
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DOWNLOAD IT

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If you aren't familiar with X-Clan then you really shouldn't be reading this blog my friend. Their first album, Xodus was bumping out of a lot of white boyz trunks back in the day including mine. I always loved and admired their music for a few reasons, they have great concepts, ill production, and they have powerful lyrics.
RETURN FROM MECCA

ACTION PACKED

I recently hit you with a song from Action Bronson. I went a bit deeper and dug up an EP that was kickin around since the Superbowl. It's got some nice joints on it, but the album is bombbomb.
Grab the EP

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Prodigy just got out of lockup and I figured why not hit y'all with a classic freestyle , but the full version of it. GET THE FREESTYLE
Here's recent pic that popped up on twitter of him,
Havoc, and Alchemist kicking it in the studio.


Till nexxxxxtime.

DATBREAKYA NEXSHIT

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I have to show some love to my man Big Malk and to his protege and blood, Young Malk. This is the new EP they've been working on out in Windsor, VT. Be sure to cop one of those 'The Capital District' Tees and show some support for that upstate shit. ...Or you could always grab this EP and bump it down your block at Midnight on a school night. Sup Malk's ...you know I got you covered.


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Action Bronson is making hella noise all over NY with his new album 'Dr. Lecter'. If you aren't up on this Flushing Queens native, just thank me for giving you the heads up and something hype to rock all summer. Some say that it is the best album that have heard in years... including myself. Others have said "hip hop is back in NY". I'd put my money on this dude any day of the week. He's kinda sounds like a young Ghost with dope ass production behind him. He has been recently working with Statik Selektah and Mayhem Lauren of Thirstin' Howl III's Lo-Life clique.
Here's the track from the video off his new album if you want to download it.
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I was gonna post this whole shit cause i do have it, but I figured since you guys know everything, then you would know where to get it yourself. Best album of 2011 so far. People are sweating the new Reks album, but that is no comparison to this instant classic. All you need is one listen and you'll know what I'm talking about. This dude actually looks like a heavy version of my cousin Matt. Crazy shit. Sleep if you want, but Action will be invading your playlist in one way or another. Don't say I didn't tell you so wigga.

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People are probably wondering why I post so much Dirt Nasty music on my blog. Plain and simple answer...It's entertaining. It's not even close to as good as some of these other stuff I post on here, but it's also 1,000 times better than the shit on the radio today. Plus I'm a dirty muthafucka at heart. Simon Rex has been fondling the music business and the fashion world since his early days as a host on MTV's Remote Control. After teaming up with Stretch Armstrong to release 'The White Album', he continues to do shows and amaze crowds with how much coke he does during those shows. I have nothing against coke, cause I can say it's got me plenty of college ass back in the day. I just smoke, drink, and on occasion twist some hash in the vega. That's my cup of jack. This song isn't as dope as the last song I posted, but it's still worth playing...at least once. Check it.

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Here's another exclusive you will find at a few spots only, including Dusty but Digital. This is the CD sampler they were giving out at the Decon Records booth at SXSW music festival. It features all new music from artists on the Decon label, and some exclusives from up and coming artists. This disc was entirely mixed by DJ Babu of Dilated Peoples. ENJOY!

Chi-Ali Then

Chi first made his first appearance as Jeff on various B-Sides of singles from De La Soul's 3 Feet High and Rising. He reappeared as Chi-Ali two years later on Black Sheep's debut album A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing on "Pass the 40," a posse cut about drinking 40s, rocking women, and ripping the mic. Chi Ali at the time was a member of the Native Tongues and also had connections with the Legion family, along with Showbiz and AG.
This was one of the songs that made him a household name in the hip hop community. "Funky Lemonade" was my favorite joint off his album. I still remember killing doubles to that back when it dropped. Always a good song to chop up while drinking a 40oz of Crazy Horse.
He got pinched after being on the run for a few months and got sent to prison in 2001. He was charged with the murder of his girlfriends brother. He was even on America's Most Wanted and
Managed to stay at large for over a year.

Chi-Ali Now

After doing years in Sing Sing Correctional as prisoner #04A0267, he's apparently changed his mind about being a gangster. Grab his classic 1st album HERE.


Flippin' Footage

I only remembered a little of this when Flux and the FWORD fam were taping it. I was about 3 blunts in and 10 PBR's deep when this was filmed. We were out front cracking on people walking by, Heather Morrison (pregnant on the 9's), and all the cornballs driving by that had Dead Hardy steering wheel covers. That was a fun night and I can't thank these guys enough for the continued support. Much love fellas. Flux killed one of my beats in this video too. The last 3 Don Smog CDs sold at this show for $20 a piece.


Good News. Gas prices are up.

Now that's how you kick game.

#ILLBEBACK

GREEN EGGS AND SAM

A perfect example of what happens when Albany shows up to your party. Not exactly the LA riots, but plenty of assholes ready and willing to flex some buurrr muscles. How about that dumb lush that fell through the sunroof. Half of them have been caught all ready. Fun while it lasted. The whole 20 minutes.

GOOSE GOTCHAS

World Series '08 Philly

You can actually hear the bottle go bouncing off his head much to the delight of the onlooking crowd.

FATBOY


I'm pretty sure he was saying stop. This is actually my 15th time watching it. A little bit of Adobo sprinkled on to those logs could have helped the fat bastard.


The new weather is here, and those hammertoe bitches couldn't wait to break out those dingy ass flip flops. Some of you dudes are guilty too.
"I'ma rock wiggas this summa"

SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICREMIXEDALADOPEISH

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Proudly Presents ::

Dr. Khil - Khilgore Trout Remixed by the Vinylcologist 2011 UC

RIPPER........: Tootass
LABEL.........: GCE X United Crates
ENCODER.......: Lame 3.97 V2
BITRATE.......: VBRkbps
MODE..........: Joint-Stereo
DATE.RiPPED...: Mar-10-2011
DATE.RELEASED.: 000-00-0000
RELEASE.SiZE..: 46,1 MB
TRACKS........: 17
SOURCE........: CDDA

01 Illy Pilgrim 02:25
02 Sherlocked Holmes 02:37
03 Frodope Baggins 02:26
04 Alan Quarterounce 02:24
05 Tom Saw Ya 01:45
06 Make 'em Dead III 02:25
07 Gabriel Guava 03:23
08 Walter Kojaked 03:23
09 Francis Magruber 01:46
10 Wilin' Loman 01:47
11 Bomb Joad 02:13
12 Hiro Antagonist 02:23
13 Robbin' Hoodies 02:34
14 Cheif Brohaan 01:50
15 Gray Gatsby 02:14
16 Oliver Twisted 00:56
17 Annie Kneel Sunn 01:59

TOTAL 38:30 min

Here's the recent remix I did of Dr. Khil's Khilgore Trout Album. This is a dope collection of beats and breaks that are sure to have you dipping your head. This megaexculsive is mixed by yours truly. There isn't too much changed from the original except that the remixed the album features scratches and stabs, vocal snippits, and a totally different tracklisting, cover, and inlay. "I couldn't just do a regular remix. I had to spice it up a bit more than the norm. So now the next time someone asks you who invented the remix, say whoever the fuck you want. When they ask who perfected the remix you better shout...@UnitedCrates!

DOWNLOAD KHILGORE TROUT REMIXED

PUNCHFACE NES GAME

PUNCHFACE!!!!! You know it's the action series. This is the game that your parents wouldn't even buy for you if you begged them for it. One reason being that they didn't want to instill bad values in your mind at such a young age. The main reason is that it was never released. This is actually and album promo (I think?) for a band called 'Punchface". Dope ass name for a band, but still not the beat I ever heard. The best band name ever is still 'Bloodbath and Beyond'. It's going to take something good to knock the crown off that name.

Want to look up all your old Nintendo pleasures.
Get a list of all the classics
HERE.

Here's some thing else that you should own, if you are a collector.
NES WALL CLOCK.

These are clocks made out of antique Nes games and the hang right on your wall.
These can be adapted to use as a desk clock as well. Courtesy of RetroRespect. If there is a certain game you have in mind, you can even ship it and they will make a clock out of it or they will find you any particular game. They can also make CDS, and Vinyl albums that come with numbers into clocks as well.
Prices range from
$15 dollars pre-made
to $25 for custom
Email unitedcrates@gmail.com for a list of what's in stock. It changes based on what games are available. These come hand numbered and are released on a very limited basis to avoid unauthorized replicas.

2011 Dodge Challenger

One of the dopest American cars ever made. This shit floats and will leave a Porsche in the dust. I really need one of these. It's crazy to think how dope this would look in charcoal gray with two-tone neon green and black seats. These are customizable. Hit up Dodge for more info and specs. America is stepping it up with car production so take advantage and support you troops by buying American.


#WINNING


The newest (and best I've found) of the 'winning' tee shirts. Charlie Sheen has been going out of his mind lately and us as typical stargazers have loved every minute of it. His ex-wife Brooke has recently filed a court order of protection against the Wild Thing and took his 2 twin boys from his home where he reside with his two goddesses. This resulted in a series of ustream, tv, and media tirades that coined the term 'winning'. He also said something about tigers blood dripping from his fangs. Hence the best of both worlds with this shirt from Upper Playground.
Just yesterday the cops, with search warrant in hands showed up to Sheen's Sober Lodge to raid it. His ex-wife told police that he keeps a stash of weapons there and was obviously in fear for her life and the life of here two young boys. We can only hope this guy doesn't die too soon. We all are enjoying this new show way too much to have it canceled. #LOSING


CAN YOU READ?

Ok, I literally stumbled across this on the web (drunk off scotch) last night and had to share it. i laughed for like 10 minutes and thought that I saw this place in Clifton Park Center at one point, minus the funny spacing of letters. I'm guessing that the sign company or the guy who worked for them isn't employed there anymore.


CAP CITY SOUNDCHECK

Be sure to check out @unitedcrates and Listen Live on the Capital Coup every Friday from 10pm-12am with Lofi Lobo and the rest of the fam. WCDB has been very supportive over the years and they always sneak in a few exclusives. I may even send him a couple new tracks to play for tonight or next week. I can't decide yet which I want to drop on heads. Lofi Lobo and myself are currently planning a United Crates special edition takeover show that will highlight all the classics from the 518 music scene and break new exclusives only for that time slot.

DUCKS GET HUNTED

The newest tee shirt to promote The Nintendo EP Part 2.
get up on it. Great with a pair of Nintendo Dunks.

PEEPS HO.

I don't know yo.... those look pretty damn fake to me.
I hope to soon be #Playing Biz Markie - Spring Again and looking outside to 75 degree weather.

Always hunting for more shit to blog.

Later fellow haters.

GETTIN PAID INDORSEMENTS

This short on vinyl is real tight. Some heavy collectors, nice backdrops, and of course you know I've already sampled the vinyl soundbytes. Couldn't help myself. Hey, collectors are allowed to have fun too. Follow VINYL and all things about VINYL on Twitter--> @UNITEDCRATES

Herbie


Dilla


Cube


Hov


If you want to have something that is a one of a kind thing. Invest in some vinyl art from Daniel Edlen. Shadowed images make these records a limited item and look very official. You can even send records and have him post the artist image for you. They will be more likely to bring in more money. If he asks where you heard of him, just big up Dusty But Digi.


STICK 'EM UP (on the wall that is)

Just try and find another one.

HAAAAAATERS


FRAMES

Primo checking out the new line of Cazal Hip Hop Sunglasses. Cop you a pair HERE.

Don't be fooled.

Sumbliminals are everywhere. Be aware and don't fall victim to the slavemasters.



I wonder why they were just watching him. That's pretty gay.

DONE.

BLOGGED N CHOPPED

I was never into the screwed and chopped stuff and then I heard my cuts slowed down in this and have to say it sounds dope. Shouts to GM and Mike G. of OFWGKTA for hooking this shit up.



BOUTTA HERE!!!!

NINJA SCROLLS

I told you I'd bring you more when I came across it. Remember where you got it first.
SHAOLIN VS. WU-TANG LP

Sorry Rae, I really hated to do this but you should have autographed that album I gave you when we met in '09. You can get in your brother Kay's ass for this one. I even made sure to pull some strings to get ya'll a bottle of wine when Ice Water and the rest of the fam went through all the Henny and Muscle Milk in the green room. We still love you though. Come back soon.

Gotta love it. The scene that is.

ARCH E O LOGICAL

Yet even more Banksy. Am I obsessed with his art. Yes. It's pure expression at it's finest. If you happen to be on vacation somewhere and see one of his works. Get a picture, or chisel a piece of it off the wall. His works are selling in the millions right now.

...and here's Banksy's Simpsons title sequence that never made it to TV. 20th Century Fox got this shut down off Youtube as well. They exclaimed that it was to disturbing. Picture that, The Simpsons disturbing??

This is a crazy old commercial that never saw the light of day prod. by none other than Prince Paul. Check out the late Ol' Dirty and Rza on the voiceovers.

The Moment We've All Been Waiting For...


Busta and Mean Joe Preme in the studio. Have fun with your overdigital superdooper compressed shit. How bout this dude said, "when was the last time you saw floppys???" Myself...I'm looking at a shitload of floppys and all I did was turn my head to the right. "It's that analog, *igga!!!" I keep tellin' dudes, but they seem to think they have all the answers. Oh ahit, and just so you know Primo is reppin' the whiteboys sporting that Apathy fitted.


That's all for now....I'm tired as fuck.
You know how we always keeping it though...


Georgia Tech sucks this year too by the way. Don't expect them to even make the bracket.

IDIOT BOXIN'

Dirt Nasty - Get My Dick Sucked Freestyle

More from our favorite wiseass. Iphone dashcam status.

I happened to be doing some research online for my next few blog posts and came across some dope videos and songs that I remember as a teen coming up in this hip-hop shit. So I decided to put a nice collection together and pay homage for all the heads over 25 to reminisce over. If you are a young gun in the game I suggest you study this shit and recognize where it came from. Hip-hop didn't start with B.I.G., Jay-Z, DMX, Eminem, or even 50 Cent. No disrespect to any of them, they came, some went, some are still around....it's what you set in stone that matters the most. Take it from these guys.

The Vinylcologist-Gone But Not Forgotten (The Video Edition)

Big Daddy Kane - Ain't No Half Steppin'

I taped this song off of 88.3 WVCR way back when it came out and played this shit over and over again. My mom actually took the ac cord to my radio and hid it because she was sick of this song.

Eric B. and Rakim - Follow The Leader

So ahead of it's time even today. Rakim and Eric B made a great team. Did you ever wonder what hip hop would be like if those two never even met. Damn.

Two Kings in a Cipher - Kings are People Too

This one you may not know...my boy Dino put me on to these dudes in like the 7th grade and I always loved their shit. Another fun fact that most people wouldn't know is that one of the members of this group (the one without the crazy african hat on) is "The Madd Rapper" that gave 50 cent his start when he put the song How to Rob on his album back in '99. If you listen close, You'll notice something very familiar to ATCQ's Senerio.

Diamond Shell - Oh What A Night feat. Biz Markie

Classic funnyman style. Right around the time his brother Biz Markie was topping the charts with Just A Friend, Diamond Shell dropped this piece of shit. The rest of the album was dope, but this song just didn't do it for me.

Ed O.G. and Da Bulldogs - I Got Ta Have It

The Roxbury album that followed this shit was an instant rewind and not to mention and end to end burner. Don't even think about sleeping on My Own Worst Enemy, the album he did with Pete Rock. That shit was pure lava.

Son of Berzerk - Change the Style

Son of Berzerk was just crazy and that's why I liked them. Originality. It still lives on today. Just go download anyone of my songs. <<<<---shameless plug. Speakin of plugs....

De La Soul - Keepin' The Faith
This was when hip hop was positive and people had fun at parties dancing among fly girlie girls, people of all color, and Egyptian musk incents. I bet you Tahrir Square stunk like hella Egyptian musk when all those sweaty protesters wouldn't go the fuck home and were sleeping in the streets. I wonder if they even sell that shit over there or if they can just hop on a treadmill for 20 minutes and then bottle up the sweat. Don't forget that neon green label though. That was my shit.
'lighting incent'

Little Shawn - I Made Love (4 the very 1st time)

My boy gave me doubles of this and this one on like every mixtape I released for like 6-9 months. It is to this day a great song to chop up. Little Shawn is now known as Shawn Pen and was breifly signed to G-Unit. They dropped him when he took his shirt off and 50 saw Vivica's hickies on his chest.<---corny joke, i just couldn't resist.

UMC's - One to Grow On
All of UMC's songs were dope, but this and Never Never Land were my personal fav's. I almost shit my pants when I walked into Fatbeats in Manhattan and they actually had brand new copies of Neverland. I bought 2, just cause I had to have a backup if the first one got scratched. You know what they say....one to stock, one to rock.

Zhigge - Toss It Up

These cats had this as their major hit, but everything on the full length was dope. They are still getting love today courtesy of Dusty but Digital. We pay homage to the heads that paved the way. Don't front and get left behind.


Diamond D - Sally Got A One Track Mind

If you front on Diamond D you should just quit altogether. He is the original king of diggin'. This baseline echoed throughout the walls of hip hop culture for years and continues to have resonance today. Stunts, Blunts, and Hip Hop, serious creative juices were flowing when that shit was laid down. I'd give up my record collection to have been able to sit in some of those sessions. Ok, maybe not the whole collection. I would've kept a few crates and this next record.

Leaders Of The New School - International Zone Coaster

Jack, P.J. Katz and myself rocked over the remix of this that I remade from scratch on the Jack and Vinyl mixtape. Grab it and check it....if you can still find it. 80 Proof homie. Their call and response style had everyone trying to imitate what they had coined.

A Tribe Called Quest - Check The Rhyme

I love this song and the album The Low End Theory is #2 in my top 10 hip hop albums ever. Waht I want to know is what the fuck ever happened to those ill Starter jerseys. There used to be a store in Colonie Center that I would go and blow all my dough at. I had the Colt 45's jump and the matching hat. Super rare, nobody had that shit. Everyone and their mother was rocking the Yankees joint. I just couldn't see myself rocking the same gear as Kris Kross at that time.

Trendz of Culture - Valley of the Skinz

Man, this brings me back to parties that got out of control when heads from all points of the cap district showed up at my mans party and trashed the house. All i can remember is this song still paying in the background while people were throwing fists and getting 40 bottles cracked over their heads. We had to actually drag the turntables out on the back deck so that they wouldn't get fucked up. Crazy nights, Crazy horse, Mad Dog 20/20 and we used to have to hide the mic so that all the stank breff muthafuckas wound wanna kick a battle rap.

Nasty Nas - Halftime

I can still remember this shit playing in the background while we were twistin Phillies like it was yesterday. there was only two things to argue about back then. Who was better than Lord Finesse on the mic, and why didn't you bring back my Ron G. tape. This was around the time I met my man Treez whom to this day is one of of my best friends. Mista JP and Excel were spinning your house party jammy jam, and if they weren't, nobody showed up.

Das Efx - Mic Checka

The flip side of this record had one of the illest Pete Rock remixes I have ever heard to this day. Jussummen. Those Slick Rick cuts and that Xylophone sample he overlayed was just fucking insane! God do I miss that shit. Fuck it.
#NowPlaying "Jussummen" (Pete Rock Remix)

Brand Nubian - Love Me Or Leave Me Alone

To this day one of the best Brand Nubian songs ever released. The remix was even better. What the fuck happened to remixes that blew away the original? Puffy didn't invent the remix, I think he played it out.

Black Sheep - Flavor of the Month

When this song dropped everyone was sweating it. The beat was dope, the idea was original, the hook was catchy, and they promoted the shit out of it on YO MTV raps. Who knew that they would follow it with the smash that has hamsters in the Kia commercials busting a move. I always thought that Dres had one of the dopest voices in the game. That's one cat I would love to have a track with. They recently released a new album 'The Black Pool of Genius' which is a great effort, but I personally liked the web only release 8WM/Novakane that they released in 2006.
Guru said it best "It's mostly the voice".

Cypress Hill - Hand On The Pump

The Tuesday that this tape dropped I walked all the way to Record Town and bought a copy. i played it so much the first week I had it the shit broke. "I let my tape rock, till my tape popped" as Biggie would say.

Redman - Time 4 Sum Aksion

Def Squad was rockin the airwaves and when you threw this on at a party the whole fuckin place went apeshit. Erick Sermon had a great ear for what was dope. His album No Pressure was super ill as well. Most people forgot about that. Brother from Brentwood L.I. was my joint off there. You welcome for giving you a ton of shit to download from just this post alone.

Grand Puba - 360 (What Goes Around)

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...the really really really real yo. Ya'll know the flav."

Fu-Schhnickens - True Fuschnick

I chose this song because it wasn't the obvious...plus this shit is pure lyrical skills over a rugged beat. Everyone else would've picked Ring the Alarm or La-Schmoove. What can I say, I'm just a B-side kinda guy.

Digable Planets - Where I'm From (original/remix)

Digable has to be one of my favorite groups of all time. From the production to the lyrics and the overall vibe, their shit was tight as fuck.

Snow - Lonely Lonely Monday Morning

I remember trooping to school through the snow wearing a pair of white on black Nike Air Raid with this shit in the Novas. For all you who don't know what Novas are I'll fill you in. Nova was a high end line of headphones released by Radio Shack abck in the early '90's. If you wanted your shit to sound crispy as fuck these were the headphones you had on your ears. I can't tell you how many pairs of these I stole and sold for that matter. These were yesterday's version of the Beats By Dre headphones. I still have a few pairs kicking around in a box somewhere...I'ma haveta break dose shits out.

Super Cat - Ghetto Red Hot

This song was probably the dopest joint to cut up for a reggae song. It was the reggae underground that everyone knew like it was mainstream. I couldn't do a party or leave the house without this in the crate. It wasn't just for them, I loved this song and had to do all i could not to blow my load and play this early. You had to drop this at just the right time and then people start grindin like bedbugs were unheard of. Which brings me to the next jam.

Jamal Ski - Jump Spread Out (Move Ya Body)

This full LP was in my CD player on repeat for at least 5 months. Funny story with this disc too. One of my girl's friends at the time had the house to herself cause her parents went away to Germany. We all crashed over there and this was one of the 5 CD's I brought. Also in the backpack was 2 ounces of dank tree (that's what it was called back then), a bottle of Goldschlager, and a 2ft glass bong. The first night was cool cause we all had to get up for school the next morning. After school Friday night was crazy. We watched Clerks and I did shot after shot and bong rip after bong rip until I was on the floor of the bathroom thinking that I was going to die that night. Somehow I made it into bed (after puking, of course) and woke up next to my girl and her best friend. For all I know they could've molested me the whole night and I wouldn't have remembered shit. Breakfast was the best I ever had although nothing was really said. The following night I took it easy (easier than the last night, but still got hammered) and ended up fooling around with my girls friend. It was great, as anyone would I did feel guilty that I didn't shower before sleeping with my girl. Overall a great weekend with Jamal Ski bumping out the stereo. The other 4 Cds were:
Ice T - Original Gangster
Pete Rock and CL Smooth - The Main Ingredient
Black Sheep - A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Mauraders
Onyx - Bacdafucup

I can't believe i even remember this shit with all the tree that got blazed that weekend.

Gang Starr - DWYCK feat. Nice and Smooth

This song was on every Young Wise tape from #30-#37...I don't know if he just loved the record that much, or if it was the only one he kept in the sleeves that didn't skip all over the fucking place. Either way this was a classic and still is. I had the opportunity to perform this live with Nice and Smooth at Club Extreme back in like '99. During the soundcheck the fucking DAT machine shit the bed. So I told Greg Nice that I could just shoot to my crib and grab all my Nice and Smooth records I had with the instrumentals. He agreed and said they really had no choice. I ended up saving the day, spinning for them because they had no DJ, and continued the party over at the Econolodge after the show. It was blunt after blunt and we all had some good laughs. There were plenty of women and booze too, the dope thing was, they pushed all that shit aside and told me to go get the beats I had made out in my car. They capped off the night by having a hilarious freestyle session in front of all the girls going around the room snapping and saying everyone's names. God damn, I wish I had that on video for Youtube. Classic material right there. Smog can attest to this because after the session was done at 330AM I showed up to his house to blaze a vega and fill him in. We were all super excited that I got to DJ for some of hip hop's finest. I have to thank my man Anthony from G-Spot Clothing for the hookup though. If he didn't have them come to the store in Crossgates to sign autographs, I never would've lucked out and got that connect. Good looks Ant, I know you still got some of those pix we took. Send those fuckers over my man.

MTV: What does 'DWYCK' mean?
Some people on the Internet say it means 'Do What You Can Kid'.
What does 'DWYCK' really mean?

Guru: No, but that's pretty good though actually. 'Do What You Can Kid'. It probably could've meant that. It was just a slang that we used to use back then. It was like a slang thing we used to do. Greg Nice used to do it to everybody. Biz Markie started it actually. You used be in a crowd and say someone's name and go 'Yo! Son!' The person would turn around and go 'What? What?' and you would say: 'Dwyck!'. It's like 'My dick!'. It means the male genitalia. We switched it up to 'Dwyck'. It was just some sh*t to psyche each other out.
There you go. More tidbits for ya braindroplet.


Smif N Wessun - Sound Bwoy Bureill (Remix)

One of the best Beatminers beats ever produced. Nuff said.


I hoped you all enjoyed this post, as much as I did putting it together. It was fun going back through time in my mind to sharing some of the moments that keep me involved heavily in this game. It's this kind of music that inspires me and makes me want to strive to someday work with all these artists. "can it be that it was all so simple" or is it just that we've held everything to a higher standard because this is what we will always love. Whatever your reason for following hip hop, whatever you do, don't compromise for half-ass garbage. Remember most of this was done in home studios and with equipment that would be labeled as archaic today. It was about the fun in the ideas and the originality. I'm still debating if I should actually make this into a real mixtape and do it the way it would've been done back then. We'll see.

Here's some more funny shit.

Dirt Nasty - Tiger Hoods Freestyle

I guess Dirt is new Dorf of the golf world. This dude is always entertaining.

Chuck, what did you think of this post?

Yeah, I though so.

PERFECTED HARM MONEY

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RIPPER........: Slimmer Ferdette
LABEL.........: United Crates / UPROS
ENCODER.......: Lame 3.97 V2
BITRATE.......: VBRkbps
MODE..........: Full Stereo
DATE.RiPPED...: Feb-02-2011
DATE.RELEASED.: 000-00-0000
RELEASE.SiZE..: 80,8 MB
TRACKS........: 16
SOURCE........: CDDA

TRACKNAME TiME

01 Joell Ortega 03:00
02 7 Train 03:06
03 Slick Prick 02:48
04 Unfun House 03:15
05 Third Rail Sniff 02:46
06 Ohlord Cheah 02:43
07 Kingsbrid 03:46
08 Net Detective 03:05
09 Hate Vs. Love 03:55
10 Awwl Gone 02:32
11 Lock En Keyz 03:51
12 Rucktown 03:01
13 Wu Bang 03:52
14 Bansky Bomb 04:08
15 Shmoove Over 03:24
16 Guiness Toaster 03:14

TOTAL 52:26 min

The latest and greatest in the ongoing Boondox Breaks Series. this is all shit that was just sitting around collecting dust. They needed a home, hence this release.
--BOONDOX 7 Download--

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The new joint from Big Malk off his Got Malk EP due out later this year. This is my favorite joint he's done in a while.
--Download--

Also be on watch for the new Jack of All Trades and Big Malk - "Continue to Rise EP" coming very soon. Peep the snippet of Malk and myself in the Beat Barrax putting the final touches on some cuts for that project.




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The new Animal Cracker EP "Vodka Seltzer". This is one of the realest cats I know in the game. His brother is on some shit too....but with Montana Cans. Cracker is sitting on some heat produced from yours truly due to drop sometime soon. Sew your eyelids open with barbwire so you don't miss the history in the making. It's funny I'm actually sippin on some of dat shit right now. Absolute Brooklyn and Raspberry New York Seltzer. WTF? Did he say New York Seltzer???!~! Yes I did. You remember those little glass bottles. #VINTAGEWHISTLEWETTER
Support and Download this shit.


Melvin_Junko-Everythingz_Drugz-2011-GCE


Here's the new jumpoff produced by Junko who just moved to the Cap D. from Utah. Features Sime Gezus and other members of GCE. Peep his page HERE and grab some more free shit. He recently released an remix album and gave out all the instrumentals as well. Now that's "reeeeaalllllyyy fresh." <----crazy DJ transform here --Download---


Dirt_Nasty-How_Can_I_Be_Down-CDS-2011-UC


Highly Exclusive Dirt Nasty joint featuring Big Twins produced by Sid Roams. It's about a typical whiteboy getting his swag on in NYC.
Grab It.

This concludes our music on blast post. More new shit and funny content in a few days.
Till the nexone....GTFO!