WE STILL DIGGIN.... even videos.

SOMETHING OLD:
SEE THEM FAM-A-LAM FREE STYLES


I was playin on the computer and hit up youtube, so I decided to give you a taste of what Real Hip-Hop used to be. This was around the time that Yak was living on campus at Oneonta, and we were tipping back full bottles of Henny spinning the breaks in his boy Surreal's room, before my radio shows. Cage was currently working on "Movies for the Blind", and Copywrite was receiving kudos for "The High Exaulted" LP. I wonder why we don't see this happen anymore????...I Know why, because people want to abuse thier multitrack recorders and act like it was all in one breath. Whatever you choose, remember that this is how it all started...no notebooks, although you know it was written. It still took some serious time to memorize. Or did it? Maybe not. The lines are dope enough to remember themselves. Enjoy this 10 min banger and keep hittin' that "do over button". BTW, I LOVE NERD RAP.

SOMETHING NEW:
BEEF...IT'S WHAT"S WITH HIP HOP.

Here's Dame Dash's take on the Jay-Z and Jim Jones Beef. The two are labelmates and this shit has been going on for some time now. Good luck fixing this, "yungfreshtadef".


PART 2.



..and you know, PRIMO GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.



Ludacris and Primo working on the new album that just dropped. Take notes, this is how you should be brainstorming. Naturally. Later on then.

NIKEWARS

In case your mom told you to go to bed early last night, here's something that I thought all you true Nikeheads would love. I mean seriously, all that I kept thinking of was Phife's line "I'll beat that ass with my shoe". Here's the new lineup for spring expected to hit retail. Go and get you some ... that is... if you still are collecting. Sorry, no pictures.

GET THE BOZONER

"THE ONION RING PIMP"



The new J-Zone / Chief Chinchilla promo for the album "Live at the Liqua Sto" . This album is hilarious and had me spitting wine all over my equipment. Truly Zone at his finest. Black, White, Or Spanish, you figure it out.

KILLIN' IT!!!!!

Grab a download of this new banger produced by Madlib's brother Oh No feat. Redman. Any fan fan of Street Fighter 2 will love this one. Also, I hear they are coming out with a re-release of it in high def. that shit should be dope. Check it! Mo new buttas ta come, we jus gettin' started.

Try not to be too ghetto. rollin' on dubs.


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MORE POINTLESSNESSES

Well, It's the holidays again and we all get to eat good, fight shoppers, watch football, and have plenty of other shit to deal with. Some of what we have to deal with is annoying relatives that haven't seen you in a while. I can't exactly say that have this problem due to the face that my aunts and uncles are pretty cool. I know though that there are some of you that just plain hate being social. For all you I've come up with a few excuses that are sure to get you out of any holiday function.
Vinyl's "don't feel like it" Checklist:
1. Some of us are married and have no choice, but if you actually have a set of nuts on you here's a good one. Tell your wife, or mate that if anyone makes a smart remark about your cheerful sweater that is smoothie colored, or outdated corduroys that have no ripples left, that you'll have to just diss the shit out of them and not hold anything back. Act like you have a short fuse for bullshit. this may get you out of at least on function. If not you can always try number two.
2. The day before the event, go out for hot wings and beer, but instead of ordering your wimpy mild sauce, go for the gold with the atomic sauce. Pound at least 2 beers before they hit the table, then try to get as many as you can down before you leave. Take breaks to ensure maximum stomach elasticity. I know it's punishing, but it can't be half as bad as having to peel potatoes, move chairs into the house from the garage, or listen to 10-20 little bastards deck the halls with screeching screams and laughter. The funny thing about the screams and laughs is that it seems to always result in at least 2 or 3 of them crying from taking a hard spill, getting duffed by a bigger kid , and last but not least, one of them bitching that some stole a toy away from them. I love this part of the night. They actually get what they deserve after all that bickering and whining. Back to the gimmick. When you wake up you will take the best shit ever, only it will be about as runny as those little kids noses at the party. You may be bed-ridden for a few hours but this will def get you out of going to something you don't want to attend. For a little less bodily harm try 3.
3. You could always just get up extra early, hit the beverage center and start working on something around the house or apartment while drinking. After all , where do you have to go today??? Smash beers or a bottle of wine untill you are too obnoxious to be taken anywhere. This might get you into trouble, but just play dumb like usual and forget how many you've had. The key is to make sure something got done, cause then you have something to fall back on. This could get you out of that family meeting with death, and best of all, give you some time alone to chill and work on something more serious like watching porn.


Weather or NOT...

With the holidays around we come to find ourselves watching a lot of the weathermen. (as if they actually know what fuck is going on) Checkin' and surfing to see if we have to get up early to shovel or salt the driveway. Wondering how long our commute is going to be, or even if we are going to get blazed that weekend and hit the golf courses to go sledding. If you live in upstate NY as I do you have to deal with these things. Another thing that sucks is the overly gay terms that the weathermen throw around when describing these occurances. I've populated a list that explains (or tries to explain) these in detail do that you know what they may mean.

Commonly Used Weatherterms... (we could all do without)
1. Noreaster: Short for "Northeastern" (shortened for what reason? As if they already weren't collecting a free paycheck). This is at the top of the list because obviously this is one of their favorites that are used to scare the public. What it is: A weather system that comes out of nowhere and drops a ton of snow or sleet within a given period. What it sounds like: A hick term that inquires "no" about the holiday easter. Ex: "you aint gonget nonew clothes fer christmas, noreaster. its jesus'es birfdays, notyers"
2. Clipper System: represented by short bursts of blips on the screen that barely drop anything to the ground. What it is: A system of snow or rain that is intermittent and unpredictable and rarely leave more that in inch in its path. Hence why they tryed to create a cool name for it. What it sounds like: The latest mail order product from The Sharper Image released in order to save the company from filing chapter 11. Ex: "the new sharper image clipper system come with a whopping 45 attachments, including the pube featherer, armpit cup, nose grinder, earbuster, and if you act now we'll even throw in the free bungdrill attachment (a $0.49 value), BUT WAIT!!!!!!!! if you call within the next ten minutes while eating a mustard, creamed corned hen and mayo sandwich dipped in an ashtray we'll gladly triple you order. (and they cll them "info"mercials, fuckin' assclowns)
3. Snow Squalls: Pretty much the same as a clipper system, but better. It actually stays consistant for a number of days dropping an unpredictable amount of precipitation. There is that word again, unpredictable. Is it just me, or are these guys real broad like psychics that promise you about a person you'll meet, or money you will run into in the coming years. (another bunch of jerkasses). What it is: Minimal patches of snow that dust the ground for several days. What it sounds like: A special bird only found in the foothills and mountains of the 'rondacks that multiplies by masterbation. Their special skills include ripping into old peoples garbage, robbing camper cabinets bare, and setting wildfires.
4. Alberta Clipper: Yet another term we could do without. There are preceeded by an artic air mass. What it is: A small, fast-moving low-pressure system that forms in western Canada and travels southeastward into the United States. What it sounds like: Another weatherman that basically had too much time on his hands and decided to come up with one more term to make people shit their bugle boys. Or it could be the "new and improved" Sharper Image product that makes less noise with patented "quietclip" technology that is strictly used for cuttin your boyfriend's or husband's unwanted jungle below the belt that he somehow forgot about. This is generally used while he is a sleep after a long night of tequila shots. Act now and they will throw in a tub of Orange Clean, a package of used Shamwows, and the tribal bikini line attachment. As always, order can be tripled if you call within the next 2 minutes while sitting naked, drinking old public pool water, staring at the blinking 12:00 on your busted betamax player that's still plugged in.

.... more to come from your favorite creative juiceman next week. (maybe)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY HOLIDAYZZZZZZZZZZZ

Peash.

FLEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK AND IT STILL IS...

Well folks... it is offically summer and the heat is here. Every year we bitch and moan about how cold it is up here in the Capital District, then when we finally get the nice weather, fools run for the AC and central air. Just to keep you up on the shiznitfor the '08 season here's a few real dope recipes that will help you keep as cool as a penquin's nutsack.

Vinyl's Knockoff Sweet Tea:
****ingredients you will need:
-1 box of Lipton tea bags (not to be confused with your roommates teabag that usually ends up on your chin if you drank to much that night)
-one large pot filled with water about half to three quarters full
-wooden spoon (just like the one mom used to slap the shit outta ya with)
-1 large pitcher (to transfer tea into for chillin')
Note: Don't be a know-it-all dumbass and make this shit without having something to transfer it into. Iced tea doesn't look as appetizing when your drinking it out of a sauce pot.
****directions:
-Let water come to a boil, in the meantime start opening about 14-18 teabags (depending on the sweetness desired) and put them aside. When the water comes to a boil, twist together and drop all the teabags in the boiling water and bob them up and down to get all the tea the blend. Shut the stove off and take off the heat. Stir in sugar to whatever sweetness you like, then let stand about a 1/2 hour. Then transfer to pitcher and put in fridge to chill. Serve once cold.

Vinyl's Red Eyed Flemonade:
****ingredients you will need:
-1 half gallon Newman's Own Virgin Lemonade
-2 packages of fresh strawberries (check thoroughly, they hide the bad ones at the bottom of the package, those snakes.)
-1 quart of Price Chopper fat free vanilla yogurt
-1 full tray ice from the freezer
-1 lime
-1 blender
-1 small bottle Tanquray RANGPUR Gin (if you are an alcoholic studderin' fool like me)
****directions:
-Fill half the blender with Newman's lemonade, put in about 5-6 ice cubes, and 1 cup of the vanilla yogurt. Cut the lime in half and squeeze juice till empty. Blend till it looks like a shake, then throw in about 7-8 strawberries minus the top stems, and pulse 4-5 times till the color red spreads throughout. Add 2 shots Tanquray RANGPUR Gin to give dat sheet a widdle kick. bword.

The Worst Bullshitter Lb. for Lb....

We have all been anticipating the rematch of De La Hoya vs. Mayweather since the first one seemed like a money leeching project. I mean hell, even if there was a rematch, De La Hoya probably would've won so that they could have a third, and final match. Big paydays for both individuals since Mayweather is pretty much owned by De La Hoya's Golden Boy Promotions. Mayweather announced Saturday that he is retiring for good and called the rematch off. I'm sure this isn't the end of pretty boy Floyd's wrath. They (the ESPN commentators) will probably question if he is the best fighter pound for pound, even though he chose to retire. Is it just me or do you get pissed too when people win your money playing cee-lo, and then leave with it. I see him coming back in a few years after he goes through all that dough from the first fight betting on Xavier to go all the way in next years bracket. You see there is an element of hype that is involved that sells a fight., for this one , it was just too obvious, it wasn't there. Even HBO passed on the countdown series for part 2. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to see him go up against Kimbo and get his ear popped open. That probably still wouldn't shut him up. Until then there are still some great fights coming up... peep it.
Undefeated Joe Calzaghe is set to fight Roy Jones Jr. sometime in November, Cristobal Arreola has a match set with Chazz Witherspoon for June 21 on HBO. That should be a good fight as long as Chazz doesn't fight like Reese Witherspoon.

That Warm Sound

Upcoming releases include:
Origin Ill -"Old New Shit"
a collective of rarities from Smog, Mangler, Vinyl , JOAT, Pope and Holy Terror from back in the day. Circa '92-'02
-due out as soon as i get Kat'z ass in gear.... or teaches me how to mix like he does.
Jack N. Vinyl - "Expensive Scotch and Cheap Wine"
a mixtape that has been long overdue. It's officially played out to us, so now you can have it.
-the promoleak is available if you are "in the loop" wiggaz.
Note: this is the unfinished version, the finished copy will have hidden tracks and various drops from famous people we like to make fun of.
The Vinylcologist - "Gone But Not Forgotten Part 2"
the long-awaited follow up from the first.
-no leak available yet. waiting on covers. this will be exclusive to a few mixtape sites only. keepa lookin'

I apoligize for the delay on all these products, but we are very laid back and really don't do this for money, that's why the quality is top-notch. we refuse to put out thrown together material in hopes of creating a long lasting vibe that can be played 3 times a year or 100. it makes no difference... wiggas still know.

-ALIFE SESSIONS -


uno.

CALL GIRLZ N NUGGS

Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse.
I've heard all the opinions, and probably just about everything that Jim Rowe to your mothers brother has said about this situation.
Let me just sum this up.
Melo... dropped from Jordan Brand...?. hahahaaboo.
15 game suspension... there goes the season. should've simmered down.
1 million in fines... I could'a used that for my Xmas splurgin'.
David Stern... Stern.

! I just spent my first 1/4 Mil. ...and it feels great.

In Depths.

I just stumbled upon this old classic and thought you may want it too sucka. Necro at his finest. I actually laughed my ass off for a good hour.

````````bitch scream (song)

Tis da seasun son.

OFVA NEWS...

This autta be dope so if you are in the area check that shit out and leave me a comment dun dun. I'll post some pix in a later post on this. be sure ov dat!

jus plain A. J.

The new IV's coming ..well... we don't know when. They hot as shit tho.I guess this pimp is juss about to approve by the look on the grillpiece.
You saw it hereee first!!!!!!

Meatheads are now known as Balboas.

Shuffle m o d e.

Here's the deal for the week in music wigga.

Skillz - '06 Wrap Up (song)
---just another year unda the belt's of us all.

Jak Progresso - Bleeding Forest (song)
---keep on the look for new trackz produced by yours truly for
a Jak Pro and Sween project.

Ghostface feat. Trife and Shawn Wigs - Astro (song)
e overseas blazin' chicka pow! type shit. Yuo wish you had. Now you do. Don't forget who gives you your props.
Nas - Gotta Love It (bonus jumpity jump) (song)
---a classic that i'm sure you ain't got...and if you do, it's not handy. though it should be.



don't get caught sleepin'

Writing on people is cool....yeah, yeah, ...haha. cool. -Bevis

Ok...so eveyone keeps asking me .... j-n-v...what's up with that shit...anytime soon???? almost... Done that is. The sniper snippet will be on the next blog. Promise.


You proly have all these songs, but if not, this is a great Gang Starr collection for you deck. The DvD is sick as shit. I sawr it awready wigga. 2 fums up.

...and be sure to hit up Stonesthrow.com where they are giving away free download of the new Madlib and Talib Kweli album Liberation.

$addam was just hanging out.

Fresh Dipped.

I hope all your holidays went well with family and the shit you have to put up with around them. Screaming kids, shitty gifts, and the infamous diphog. Oh you ask what's a diphog. Those fools that everyone has in thier family talkin' about this year's resolution about how they are gonna lose weight. For some odd reason you feel like you need to believe these assholes. Then they go from table to table and as they leave, the dipbowl is empty as your gastank. And I don't mean like picked-over... I mean scraped so that the bowl is chipped up n shit. You had like one piece of celery...turned around, maybe grabbed a drink, and then you comeback, and the dip and the hog is ghost. You can spot them at the nearest supply of fresh dip proly feeding thier fat sloppy chins. Watch out for them, they tend to take crackers hostage and will fill pockets with anything diary related. Ey...just trying to warn you. These people are the same ones dropping 20 on a lotto ticket and getting a sourpuss everytime they play.

Busa Busted.

Peep Flipmode eyewitness news. (check it!)
funny as shit when your high like scaffolding.

hope you had fun....
they did.



*star jones eats her own shit.

-young jeezy is a fuckin' clown that wouldn't know hip hop from shitspots.

later on you turd burglar.

bye bye.

COMMANDOUGH

Here's a quick on that ya boy couldn't resist. A little bit of everything... funny shit , exclusives, and yes, a bit more bitching!!!!

Driver's Side Advantage- usually pertaining to peeps working at the local car wash, this is slang for watching out when women in minikirts hop out the driver side. Examples...


....and then this happens...

...and then you're like "oooohhhhh"
..and she's not as hot anymore...now the secret is out.

..but some photographers just don't stop. Just when she thought things were going to change for her. Sad isn't it. Please don't pray to that cross or you will go to hell.


This album made me realize why I really enjoy what people can do with an unlimited amount of instruments and effects. Brazilian Landing Strip is the jawn of the month. His tired, but humbling voice over the tweaked out production will have you wanting to go and turn on the equipment and start doin' the mess around. Go head 'wit cha bad self charles.

CRASH BAM BOOM!

Can't get enough of these pictures...you just have to try to imagine what must be going through someones mind when this type shit happens. I wish I had this problem and I'll speak for you too.

NYC is taking back hip-hop!

It's official...from what I've heard on the new albums from both these fellows, everyone is in for a big surprize. Most of us, speaking from an upstate of mind, really can't stand the weak shit that has been flooding the radio waves. These cheezeeeeee synthed out beats aren't what we're used to in the home of the Yanks. We need that raw shit, that stuff that made your mom toss tapes in the trash. I'll tell ya what... you moms would be making a huge mistake if she sacrificed these to the trash can gods. I've got some freebies for all you readers that have been so loyal this year and keep coming back to read my silly ramblings. aNYway... time to jump in the santa suit and pass out these cookies I've scored. enjoy.

---Under The Tree---
Nas feat. AZ, Jay-Z, Ghostface, and Raekwon - New York
---what a lineup. the song is serious too.
Ghostface feat. Sheek Louch - Blue Armor
---two of my favorites in action. pure heat...they should've called it blue fire.
Mos Def - Napolean Dynamite
---the new album is the true follow-up to the black on both sides lp.
---***X-MAS Bonus***---
Biz Markie feat. Big Daddy Kane - The X-Mas Freestyle
---classic shit, extremely rare, and given to you for FREEEEEE!!!!!!


Guess he still thinks Santa is real.

Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonite is really a man.

Level Vodka, OJ, and straw/kiwi V8 splash is my own drink...I call it a Bitchslapper.

Brain awaits me. Later.


Go Santa!
"That's what i'm talkin' about..." -kip dynamite

PUDDLES OF DUCK SHIT

AWWWWW Shiiiittttttttttttt!!!!
Buckle your safety belts and hang on tight!

Time for more fun with your favorite upstatian...
Jack Mehoff.

***********Major Operations************

Ghostface drops his second album this year entitled More Fish . Production on this album will include Pete Rock, MF DOOM, Just Blaze, and Madlib. Sure to be an Ill studded event! I've always looked forward to any Ghost album, and why shouldn't I...that cats never SOLD OUT! ...and DJ's let's make sure that we go out and buy 2 copies if it good enough to chop. Who the fuck am I kidding...everyones a downloader. Geezzz. It drops on Dec. 12 Just in time for the holidays. That's it!!!!! This is a great present for my mother's, sister's, son's girlfriend to get me. Nyess.

Note: Like dat from the Flav show gargles hot goat droplets.

Alfie. oh , Alfie

Reebok dropped the new "pumps" made with tennis ball material. I might just have ta..... these come in Maroon, Orange, and Off-White. i'm guessing that they will drop the real neon tennis ball colorway in a much more limited fashion. Dank, I'm hood.

BLURRRRY TIMESSS.

People bout to start gettin fucked up this year because this one flew by like the wind when Christopher Cross is sailing with 12 year olds. Make sure that you don't underdo it, that would be the pussy way out. You should yak at least once a season. It tends to clean out all the bad demons.

single exposure.

Dez, Nobs, Katz, and myself chillin' at Mission Studios early fall. Good times. This was just a rehearsal, but I wish I had it on disc.... The scene was official for a few white guys. There's a live vid floating around somewhere of pretty much 1/2 this session. I still need a copy of this instrumental album and Works well with others. Captain hook me the fluck up as soon as you can. I'd love to run that.

Burnworthy...



Dudley Perkins- Testin Me (prod. by Madlib)
---taken from his new album 2012 a.u. serious flava.
Ras Kass- K.O.T.W. (prod. by Dr. Dre) ? maybe.
---unreleased heat that I really shouldn't have right now.
Rhymefest- Provin' 'Em Wrong
---produced by The Molemen, jacked from thier
new album Killing Fields.

NEVER CLEAN?

Here at Origin Ill we strive to be the dirtiest and most clever. We make sure that each sample is hand-picked, but never picked too premature. We're not perfect, nor are we premadonna, but we bring something that no one else could ever have. Our desire to create and construct the optimal product for our patrons. We are not swayed by others who think that thay are doing you the service of giving you "great music", when we understand that it has been thrown together and embedded by repetition. We don't care if you happen to repeat, because the more you repeat crap, the more likely we are to expose the truth. Never sacrifice quality for quantity. You could take this as our way of covering for sitting on our asses, but in reality hand crafting takes time, use of the mind, body, and soul. There's something "they" say about soul and rhythm... "You either got it, or you don't."






...Back in the Game now


Mike Tyson has been fighting a bunch of bums trying to gain a title shot. Meanwhile, Evander is beating dudes down left and right and is possibly making a comeback. Raekwon has recently signed with Dre's Aftermath Label and is said to be working on the second installment of Cuban Linx. We should see a few collabos with The Game.

Inother news: 50 cent still sucks.

Salma Hyeck has big biddys.

Gussy got me today.

Swass.

See yu sooner.

JERKWAD MAGGOT PUNCH

Back with the usual shit...updates, free music, and yes...funny tales and photo ops. It'sa ben a lil' hetik this month that's why I' haven't been posting much. More to come as shit boils down. Simma down now Chuck. Don't make me jab a pen cap in yer throatskin.


If you remember a few weeks back me putting you... well, trying to put you up on this shit ri-here. All who jumped at the chance to download the "dugout" jam know what I'm talking about. If you didn't, try not to be the last fuckin' person on earth to realize this shit is a classic already.

YEAR OF THE V's

This year has turned out to be my favorite year for collecting due to one shoe. The Air Jordan V....these were one of the most popular designs I remember when I was in middle school. Yes, like a big dummy I bought, and ruined my pair. God if I only knew what I know now. Cat's are getting almost 2G for a pair of these originals in deadstock. If you do happen to stumble upon a pair that is mint, you won't win the bid, or you will find out that they are about as fake as G-unit. Come on, Ice T was the only real gangsta I ever knew. Fool had truck jewelz. Shouts to DJ Aladdin.

One For The Voters...

This is a Picture of John Sweeney at a college get together, very innocently kickin it with some of his wiggas. They took and blew this whole thing out of wack. Maybe he wasn't wasted and maybe he was drunk and high, either way, I'm voting for him. I think he knows how to have a great time...and I like that tie. If he's willing to take a risk like this, wearing that Yankee hat after their horrible playoof post season... than I guess he'll be willing come smoke pot with me sometime. Nice!

Eye Crack...
find her yercelf.

How bout' you reegie noble..??!

"ChikiCheck 1, 2, and..a." -Diamond D.

In My deck At da MoMent....

Jay-Z - Addicted to the Game (an oldie, but illy)

Ill Bill feat. Raekwon - Enemy Remix (knocks the original out da box)

Moka Only feat. MF DOOM - More Soup (just try findin' this one)

Ofva Shit.
Alchemist has returned with a new disc of the better side of the ALC production we all love. Appearances by Prodigy, Obie Trice, and Agallah, just to name a few. Highly Exclusive! Great for Raiders fans.

Classic Flick of the Week:

HEAT. Pacino, Deniro, Com'on now. You had to know that sooner or later they were going to take this shit to the next level. Read more about the new video game scheduled to hit store shelves sometime in '07
Bing!

"Show 'em what ya got.." -Flava Flav
Check out the making of the beat for the new Hova banger.
Peep. -just blaze tv

Wanna make you own joints???? check out RockstarGames new Beaterator and make dat sit happen gee.

Ok...Ok. enough. I have tracks to make and Mom's famous Orange Iced Tea to slurp. I'll give you that ghetto recipe next blog. Grab some freebies and come back in a few weeks to get some mo' of that crack you grubbie little maggie. 1


...and remember, don't hassel the Hoff.