THE MOSQUEBURG

PREMIER SPEAKS ON JAY-Z, LIL WAYNE, NAS,
AND THE POSSIBLITY OF "ILLMATIC 2"
(older interview you may not have seen)




PREMIER'S TAKE ON HIS NEW LABEL, INDUSTRY EXECUTIVES,
AND WHY HE DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH FRED DURST
the newer interview.


Joell Ortiz - Projects (produced by DJ Premier)

INDUSTRY SKEMATICS
DJ Premier remains to be a survivor, a major threat, and a hip hop preservationist. I'm glad he's still killing it on the beats, cuts, and in general. I had to laugh when he said "just let me know if you ain't going to use it..." about the beats because I must have 3 Piles of super dope tracks here that people are sitting on. Guess what I've now decided that there is officially a 30Day window for beats. If I don't hear from you in 30days. Take those beats off your "shit to get around to when I stop sleeping" list. You better believe that if I did a track tomorrow for Jay-Z, Eminem, KRS ONE, or even someone like DAS EFX, there would be dudes knocking down my door, that before wouldn't pick up the phone to even say what up when I called. Pretty sad how peoples minds work. There was something else that he said, that stuck out to me. It was about the hip hop bar being set too low. I think the RAP Industry bar is set real low and that's what he must have meant. To me though the REAL Hip Hop bar is set extremely high. Because cats like Preme, Nas, WU, RUN DMC, Pete Rock, etc. and even before them set such a high standard back during our earlier years. In turn we are comparing what comes out today to the music that moved us back then. I will not get better no matter how much the music does if we don't move on as listeners and consumers.
That's just real talk.

So now the internet generation has been running the mp3 "scene" for 10+years. I put scene in quotes because it represents a highly organized, underground, semi-official, free record store that has been releasing albums earlier than release dates for years. Ever wonder who they are talking about when 50 Cent's new album leaks to the public and now they are selling it this Friday, instead of 2 Tuesday's from now. These are the "guys". I was one of them at one point because I had the connect. There's only so much I can say though without giving up the identity of the Mp3 Masons. What this did for the industry was a few things.
-Dre and Em
1. It HURT artist's like Eminem, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and a ton of other industry giants. How? Well, because someone like Eminem is so popular, he becomes a product of his own environment. If his own environment includes downloading free music off the net because people are too broke to buy it, then it is what it is. Why do you think country stars sell so many records? Because their fans hardly know how to use a computer, that is....if they aren't so far enough out in the boonies to get wi-fi. If Eminem wasn't so in demand, he wouldn't lose as much money from illegal downloads. Follow me? Because his shit is soooo hot, and he doesn't own 100% of his material there is a possiblity of leakage. Possibility, who am I kidding, it WILL get leaked. Tax Free money talks and people are gonna hate. Now he is forced to put out free cds on the net just to keep up with the underground scene that at one time embraced him and his aftermath label, but now turns away because he's gone "way too commercial". I will admit, I haven't let an Eminem record play all the way through since "The Marshall Mathers LP". Hate on me too if you like, I'm used to critics, everyone I know is one.
-J-Zone
2. On the flip side, it has HELPED build artists like Necro, Dilated Peoples, J-Zone, Moka Only and even small local artists gain a ton of fans that they wouldn't normally have. This so-called "scene" spans worldwide, and it does better than any record label could ever do promotion-wise. Check this, I can make a beat, write a verse, record it, burn it, rip it, tag it, and then send it worldwide via blogs, forums, facebook, twitter, and p2p sites...THAT DAY. This gives artists like myself something that you cannot get from the record industry (that is fighting so hard not to let you in). Exclusive rights to my own music that is dated, and then distributed. In a way I look at it as a "poor mans" copyright for the internet generation. There's people that have been collecting albums for years in this format, and they have more releases that you can't find in stores than releases that you can. Look at it this way as long as music is in a digital format it will always be able to be hacked and cracked. So until there is a whole different format altogether, the music business will never recover. From what I am told Rick Ruben is in works trying to create this new format. They might even be heading in the direction of satellite storage and a device that goes with it similar to GPS and SIRIUS. I guess DJ Clue screaming over all his cds had some relevance to it. Now DJ's using Torq, Serrato, Etc. don't have to go and buy doubles (which was a way to inflate sales), they can go grab what they want and have it playing on thier turntables in 10min or less via the net without paying for it. If you told me this is 10 years ago I would've laughed in your face. Then I would've asked... "Where do I sign up?.
It truly is a double-edged sword and I just happen to be below the radar, on the sharp side. Take a guess how dull the other side of the blade is, or just turn on your radio.

THE DON


Donald J. Trump was spurned in an offer to purchase the site of the proposed Islamic community center near New York City’s Ground Zero for the price paid plus 25 percent.

Trump’s offer is “just a cheap attempt to get publicity and get in the limelight,” said Sharif El-Gamal, chief executive officer of Soho Properties LLC, who signed the deed to purchase the property in July 2009. He commented in an e-mail statement.

As part of the bid, any community center built would be located at least five blocks farther from the World Trade Center site, Trump said. The offer was made in a letter dated today and included in a statement received by e-mail.

“I am making this offer as a resident of New York and citizen of the United States, not because I think the location is a spectacular one (because it is not), but because it will end a very serious, inflammatory, and highly divisive situation,” Trump wrote in the letter to Hisham Elzanaty, a businessman who’s said he provided the majority of the financing for the two buildings where the center would be built. S.

Damn, It looks to me like the real estate agent did his homework. Is this the same agent that swindeled that Russian Guy that owns the Nets? Call me crazy, but it seems like the uproar and free publicity that this subject is getting is only making the proposed site worth more money. The agent that has this contract had this to say "if someone were to offer me 20 million for the property, I'd take it." If that was the case and someone did purchase it, where is that money going to go? I never understood why this shit was getting so much attention. The more attention "WE" as Americans give it, the more it makes them feel like a threat to us. The way i see it is that America "unknowingly" already admitted defeat when it took them forever just to draw up and agree on the plans for the new trade center. I'm a PRO-American, born and raised in New York, and always love to help build where I'm from and this country as a whole. Agree or disagree: That trade center should've been rebuilt as soon as the cleanup efforts were complete? Geez now I'm wising I took out a loan from Bernie Madeoff and bought property near ground zero. I could be a rich man too.

Till Tomorrow.

LA RGE PRO MOTION

It seems that large pro and myself have a ton in common. we like to dig records, dollar bins are a must, and he's a Nikehead as well. Although I won't be wearing gloves to dig. I keep it dirty.

"What's In My Bag" (Large Professor)



"... and then there's this uckin' guy."

still trying to figure out where he copped an extension cord that long.


WEPPIN' JAWSEY!!!!! (2 for one shots)

watch how even his boy catches a bad one.

...and some new news on Nicole "cuntflakes" Polizzi.
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, N.J. --

“Jersey Bore” star Nicole Polizzi has been sentenced to two days of community service consisting of working with animals, and a $500 fine on Wednesday after pleading guilty in a Seaside Heights, New Jersey, courtroom to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach.

The “Jersey Shore” star appeared serious in the courtroom on Wednesday afternoon, as she offered an apology to the Seaside Heights “cops,” as she called them, who arrested her in July on disorderly conduct charges of being a public nuisance and annoying others on the beach.

“I’m very embarrassed,” Snooki told the judge, who condemned the behavior that lead to her July arrest.

“You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe,” the judge told Snooki who was flanked in the courtroom by her legal team.

While fans of “Jersey Shore” have seen Snooki party plenty of times, the beach incident that saw her getting arrested, was something the reality startlet said was “not like me.”

“I’ve never been in this situation before,” she added, pun probably not intended.

The judge asked Snooki if her behavior during the incident was part of her MTV show, something she denied.

“It was not scripted, sir,” she said.

The disorderly conduct charge was dropped, but as a result of her guilty plea to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach, Snooki will also have to pay a $500 fine.

Before she was sentenced, the star’s lawyer claimed Snooki had a “long history” of public service and recently raised money for endangered and threatened animals.

The judge gave Snooki credit for one day of community service already performed, meaning she has one day left to serve.



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---Black Friday---
2010

BLACKBOOKED

1st Release of the New Year.

Grab your Free Download Jan. 1st. @ the following sites:
http://jacknvinyl.blogspot.com
www.mexican-taint.com
www.disposable-arts.com

Here's a taste of what being on some different shit sounds like.
Artifacts-Wrong Side of The Tracks (the vinylcologist remix) by The Vinylcologist


Be sure to hit up Fatbeats NYC as they are downsizing. They will be doing a number of in stores w/ various underound hip-hop artists from what my buddy Cracker tells me. My boy Awar works at the one in Brooklyn so tell him that Vinyl sent you. They are marking records down so if you are looking to get some records, now is the time.


Your Fired! by The Vinylcologist



Photoshopped


Record Art: Paint on Vinyl


The Great Zephyr



"haha verrry funny mutha fuCK3r"



Early Days of Haze


Blackbook: Gel Pen



"TCK's All over the place."-yak ballz



Q-Unique - "Crack Era"


TTL. sooner than you expect.

POLITICKING

"HOT WATER BURN BABY."



Marlboro Blend No. 420



...FUNNY STORY

"I SHOULDN'TVE DONE IT"

HELENA, Mont. (AP) -- General rule of green thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen hit a wrong number and inadvertently sent a message to Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutiton, saying "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?"

A detective pretending to be the dealer organized a meeting at a time when the boy knew he and another teen would be at a particular store.

The detective spotted two teenage boys and one of the boy's fathers - who was unaware of what was going on - at the store. He called the phone number three times to make sure he had the right person. Dutiton said when the detective showed the teens his badge, one of the boys fainted.

No citations were issued after the parents of the boys, who were 15 and 16, got involved.

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Information from: Independent Record


WORKED FOR HIGHER.


Here's the Mangler catching something that the people who get paid six figures in congress happened to miss. If you were to ask me what I think about politicians, I'd tell you that they are all corrupt, crooked, or just some highly paid control freaks with shitty wardrobes. They can't agree on a budget until 5 months after it is due (seems like every year this happens), while simultaneously taking our tax dollars that we work so hard to make and slapping us in the face with stalemates, finger pointing, and we can't forget about the long vacations. Maybe they should get a head start on next years budget NOW so they can at least try to make the deadline. Let me ask a question....What happens if we don't pay our taxes???!....WE GO TO JAIL FOR TAX EVASION. What happens if the politicians we pay with those taxes fail to finish a budget by the deadline?!....THEY GET EXTENSION AFTER EXTENSION (that cost us (the taxpayer) more money) AND PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING PAID THEIR SIX FIGURE SALARIES. Maybe we should try to push forward a bill called the "Budget Deadline Evasion Bill". None of them would like that too much, but then again, nobody LIKES to work. I'm sure that my boy would agree that he would take 55k a year job to show these silly clowns what time it is and point out dumb shit they happen to miss, or just blatantly turn their heads to.

Here's the original Youtube jumpoff that got him the interview on the news. One half the Durt Murchants digging up the dirt to make our Albany a better place to live and do business. Not only an advocate for what's right for the State of New York, but also a well respected emcee.




....and then there's diss uckin guy.


PEACE OUT.

"...AND JAKES IS COPS."

(CNN) -- Wanted by the Drug Enforcement Administration: Ebonics translators.

It might sound like a punch line, as "Ebonics" -- the common name for what linguists call African-American English -- has long been the butt of jokes, as well as the subject of controversy.

But the agency is serious about needing nine people to translate conversations picked up on wiretaps during investigations, Special Agent Michael Sanders said Tuesday. A solicitation was sent to contractors as part of a request to companies to provide hundreds of translators in 114 languages.

"DEA's position is, it's a language form we have a need for," Sanders said. "I think it's a language form that DEA recognizes a need to have someone versed in to conduct investigations."

The translators, being hired in the agency's Southeast Region -- which includes Atlanta, Georgia; Washington; New Orleans, Louisiana; Miami, Florida; and the Caribbean -- would listen to wiretaps, translate what was said and be able to testify in court if necessary, he said.

"The concept is right and good," said Walt Wolfram, distinguished professor of English linguistics at North Carolina State University. "Why wouldn't you want experts who can help you understand what people are communicating?"

"On one level, it's no different than someone from the Outer Banks of North Carolina who speaks a distinct brogue," he said. "The problem is that even the term 'Ebonics' is so controversial and politicized that it becomes sort of a free-for-all."

And Ebonics is no longer spoken only by African-Americans, Sanders said, referring to it as "urban language" or "street language." He said he is aware of investigations in recent years in which it was spoken by African-Americans, Latinos and white people. "It crosses over geographic, racial and ethnic backgrounds," he said.

"[African-American English] is linguistic defiance being reinforced by hip-hop," said professor John Baugh, who leads the public relations committee of the Linguistic Society of America.

The DEA's recruiting "has it half right," Baugh said.

Although having translation help is a good law enforcement tool, Baugh said, the term "Ebonics" may be counterproductive because "the social positions of speakers have been the object of ridicule."

The Washington University professor also is concerned about racial profiling resulting from assumptions made from a speaker's dialect.

While the DEA wants to have the translators available, it may not need to call upon them, Sanders said. He did not know how much it would cost to have the translators available.

"I can't say it's spoken all the time, like Spanish and Vietnamese," Sanders said. "But there are people trying to use this to evade detection" while trafficking in drugs, he said.

Asked whether agency currently has agents who can translate Ebonics, Sanders said some who have worked on local police forces can help pick out words on wiretaps.

The term "Ebonics" -- a blend of "ebony" and "phonics" -- became known in 1996, when the Oakland, California, Unified School District proposed using it in teaching English. After the school board came under fire, it voted to alter the plan, which recognized Ebonics as a distinct language.

The revised plan removed reference to Ebonics as "genetically based" and as the "primary language" of students. The board also removed a part that some understood to indicate that African-American students would be taught in Ebonics, although the board denied such intentions.

"There is something of substance here," said Wolfram, who said he has studied African-American English for 40 years. "There are differences in terms of language and lexicon and so forth that are difficult to understand for most people. So it is an issue. What, of course, happens is, it gets politicized and trivialized by the very term 'Ebonics.'"

The Linguistic Society of America calls Ebonics a form of communication that deserves recognition and study.

African-American English is "a systematic language variety, with patterns of pronunciation, grammar, vocabulary and usage that extend far beyond slang," according to the website of the Center for Applied Linguistics, a Washington-based nonprofit organization that says it aims to improve communication through better understanding of language and culture.

"Because it has a set of rules that is distinct from those of standard American English, characterizations of the variety as bad English are incorrect," the center said. "Speakers of AAE do not fail to speak standard American English, but succeed in speaking African American English."

U.S. English, a political advocacy group, supports the DEA's recruitment, said Tim Schultz, director of government relations.

"Having somebody to explain slang terms ... spoken by a particular community is an advantage if it allows them to understand a conversation," he said.

U.S. English's primary focus is making English the official language of the United States and backing laws that ensure immigrants learn English.

Language barriers that contribute to conflicts between nations can be a "serious issue," Wolfram noted. "It's the same point here."

He said the translators could help in investigations, as "the differences between dialect and code words can get pretty blurry at times."

Sanders said DEA plans to continue seeking the translators.

"African-American English is an evolving dialect and in some ways is growing in stature," Baugh said.

THE VINYLCOLOGIST FANBASE IS GROWING...


EYE CANDY


Congrats to Miss Mexico for winning and becoming the 2010 Miss Universe.

RAPE IS FUNNY

This the official news report...



...and now we have the vinylcologist remix.



This is living proof that Auto-tune is corny as hell, and that anyone can become a star with that effect. Not to mention, we (myself and the blog) are back in full effect. I was going to wait till Labor Day weekend, but i figured fuck it. Stay tuned as there will be exclusive downloads for new music and video previews for new digital vinyl releases.

OUT NOW...

The_Vinylcologist-Jazz_In_The-Capital_(A_Beautiful_Day_In_Albany)-2010-***



Mix of jazz remixes and rarities mixed by Vinyl.

The_Vinylcologist-Gimme_A_Break-2010-***



80 minutes of pure heat spanning all genres of the spectrum. Again mixed by Vinyl

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Something dope that just came together on the fly. Entirely produced by The Vinylcologist with the exception of the last track. Which was produced by P.F. Cuttin.

OUT SOON...

The_Vinylcologist-The-Empire_Plan-2010-***



1st album release for The Vinylcologist and the first official release entirely produced by The Vinylcologist himself. Contact: unitedcrates@gmail.com for inquiries about pressing, distribution, and other available opportunities.

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More lava leaking rare breaks, loops and samples. Do you really have to ask who mixed this?



Duck and take cover!!!!! More shrapnel is sure to hit your area soon.

Here's and old video (circa '04) of P.J. Katz and myself just playin around after drinking half a bottle of JD Single Barrel.



I'm off to be the wizard,.... the neverdull wizard of odd.

The Speaker Thing

Aight, It's finally here. "Something funky ta listen to..." I don't want your feedback, comments, and other bullshit. Keep your envy for someone who's paying attention. This came just in time for my favorite time of the year. The fall. Hoodies, Jeans, and Blunts of Haze out at ya patio and neighborhood firepit. I wasn't gonna give this out for free, but considering what's out there right now. I figured it's been done for months, and people need something other than tight jeans, botched haircuts, and shitty music to listen to. Here's the tracklisting and CD credits wiggas.

1. Intro
2. Catastrophic (prod. Just Blaze)
3. Uckoff feat. Don Smog (prod. Alchemist)
4. Gettin' Mad High (prod. Vinylcologist)
5. Scriptclub (prod. Necro)
6. Spiked Water (prod. Rza)
7. Toxic Vertigo (prod. P.J. Katz)
8. Operation Rebirth (prod. Pete Rock)
9. Uhhhh Proper (prod. Vinylcologist)
10. Importantest (prod. Madlib)
11. The Speaker Thing (prod. El-P)
12. Flembag feat. Jack of All Trades (prod. MF DOOM)
13. Hurtwords
14. Derranged Uni Verse feat. Don Smog (prod. Necro)
15. Fake-A-Rama (prod. Sebb)
16. Rolled Tightly (prod. Vinylcologist)
17. Mystery of Def (prod. Exile)
18. Hour World (prod. J Dilla)
19. Retro (prod. Vinylcologist)
21. Mike's Ready feat. Big Malk (prod. Ike Dirty)
22. Smoke Buddah (prod. Vinylcologist)
23. Idiots In Action pt. 2 feat. Ed Powers (prod. Vinylcologist)
24. Sidetalkin' (prod. 9th Wonder)
25. Boatshoes feat. Big Nucc (prod. Kardinal Offishall)
26. Concert Kush (prod. Vinylcologist)
27. The Deralic Dialect (reprod. Vinylcologist)
28. Hots Magma feat. Don Smog and Jack of All Trades (prod. Day)
29. Whirlwinded (prod. Roach)
30. Outro

Enjoy your stogie with the smokers' interludes that will get you
through the entire CD.
Light Up, Tune In, and Blackout.

Shout Outs: First and formost, Haze... I don't know where I'd be
without ya. You're like a brother to me. It's due to you that I can
deal with these clowns out at the bars. Killers, you've helped me thru
some tough times dealing with corny dudes and I dank you for dat.
Mids, you've helped me through even tougher times. like that time I
caught a flat up in the mountains. Waiting on Triple A was a bitch.
Kush, always running me for my dough because you know about your edge
on the competition. Dro, for just pretending to be something you're
not. better than average. Swag, Inventor of the $9 bag. Think I give a
Fuck?!? I'll take the quarters out your pocket, you overstuffed pork
hoagie. Least, and also last, Chocolate, Hit me up next time you're in
town and we'll get up and have a session.

Vinylcologist - The Empire Plan (next year)

FREE DOWNLOAD LINK

WE STILL DIGGIN.... even videos.

SOMETHING OLD:
SEE THEM FAM-A-LAM FREE STYLES


I was playin on the computer and hit up youtube, so I decided to give you a taste of what Real Hip-Hop used to be. This was around the time that Yak was living on campus at Oneonta, and we were tipping back full bottles of Henny spinning the breaks in his boy Surreal's room, before my radio shows. Cage was currently working on "Movies for the Blind", and Copywrite was receiving kudos for "The High Exaulted" LP. I wonder why we don't see this happen anymore????...I Know why, because people want to abuse thier multitrack recorders and act like it was all in one breath. Whatever you choose, remember that this is how it all started...no notebooks, although you know it was written. It still took some serious time to memorize. Or did it? Maybe not. The lines are dope enough to remember themselves. Enjoy this 10 min banger and keep hittin' that "do over button". BTW, I LOVE NERD RAP.

SOMETHING NEW:
BEEF...IT'S WHAT"S WITH HIP HOP.

Here's Dame Dash's take on the Jay-Z and Jim Jones Beef. The two are labelmates and this shit has been going on for some time now. Good luck fixing this, "yungfreshtadef".


PART 2.



..and you know, PRIMO GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.



Ludacris and Primo working on the new album that just dropped. Take notes, this is how you should be brainstorming. Naturally. Later on then.

NIKEWARS

In case your mom told you to go to bed early last night, here's something that I thought all you true Nikeheads would love. I mean seriously, all that I kept thinking of was Phife's line "I'll beat that ass with my shoe". Here's the new lineup for spring expected to hit retail. Go and get you some ... that is... if you still are collecting. Sorry, no pictures.

GET THE BOZONER

"THE ONION RING PIMP"



The new J-Zone / Chief Chinchilla promo for the album "Live at the Liqua Sto" . This album is hilarious and had me spitting wine all over my equipment. Truly Zone at his finest. Black, White, Or Spanish, you figure it out.

KILLIN' IT!!!!!

Grab a download of this new banger produced by Madlib's brother Oh No feat. Redman. Any fan fan of Street Fighter 2 will love this one. Also, I hear they are coming out with a re-release of it in high def. that shit should be dope. Check it! Mo new buttas ta come, we jus gettin' started.

Try not to be too ghetto. rollin' on dubs.


1 .

MORE POINTLESSNESSES

Well, It's the holidays again and we all get to eat good, fight shoppers, watch football, and have plenty of other shit to deal with. Some of what we have to deal with is annoying relatives that haven't seen you in a while. I can't exactly say that have this problem due to the face that my aunts and uncles are pretty cool. I know though that there are some of you that just plain hate being social. For all you I've come up with a few excuses that are sure to get you out of any holiday function.
Vinyl's "don't feel like it" Checklist:
1. Some of us are married and have no choice, but if you actually have a set of nuts on you here's a good one. Tell your wife, or mate that if anyone makes a smart remark about your cheerful sweater that is smoothie colored, or outdated corduroys that have no ripples left, that you'll have to just diss the shit out of them and not hold anything back. Act like you have a short fuse for bullshit. this may get you out of at least on function. If not you can always try number two.
2. The day before the event, go out for hot wings and beer, but instead of ordering your wimpy mild sauce, go for the gold with the atomic sauce. Pound at least 2 beers before they hit the table, then try to get as many as you can down before you leave. Take breaks to ensure maximum stomach elasticity. I know it's punishing, but it can't be half as bad as having to peel potatoes, move chairs into the house from the garage, or listen to 10-20 little bastards deck the halls with screeching screams and laughter. The funny thing about the screams and laughs is that it seems to always result in at least 2 or 3 of them crying from taking a hard spill, getting duffed by a bigger kid , and last but not least, one of them bitching that some stole a toy away from them. I love this part of the night. They actually get what they deserve after all that bickering and whining. Back to the gimmick. When you wake up you will take the best shit ever, only it will be about as runny as those little kids noses at the party. You may be bed-ridden for a few hours but this will def get you out of going to something you don't want to attend. For a little less bodily harm try 3.
3. You could always just get up extra early, hit the beverage center and start working on something around the house or apartment while drinking. After all , where do you have to go today??? Smash beers or a bottle of wine untill you are too obnoxious to be taken anywhere. This might get you into trouble, but just play dumb like usual and forget how many you've had. The key is to make sure something got done, cause then you have something to fall back on. This could get you out of that family meeting with death, and best of all, give you some time alone to chill and work on something more serious like watching porn.


Weather or NOT...

With the holidays around we come to find ourselves watching a lot of the weathermen. (as if they actually know what fuck is going on) Checkin' and surfing to see if we have to get up early to shovel or salt the driveway. Wondering how long our commute is going to be, or even if we are going to get blazed that weekend and hit the golf courses to go sledding. If you live in upstate NY as I do you have to deal with these things. Another thing that sucks is the overly gay terms that the weathermen throw around when describing these occurances. I've populated a list that explains (or tries to explain) these in detail do that you know what they may mean.

Commonly Used Weatherterms... (we could all do without)
1. Noreaster: Short for "Northeastern" (shortened for what reason? As if they already weren't collecting a free paycheck). This is at the top of the list because obviously this is one of their favorites that are used to scare the public. What it is: A weather system that comes out of nowhere and drops a ton of snow or sleet within a given period. What it sounds like: A hick term that inquires "no" about the holiday easter. Ex: "you aint gonget nonew clothes fer christmas, noreaster. its jesus'es birfdays, notyers"
2. Clipper System: represented by short bursts of blips on the screen that barely drop anything to the ground. What it is: A system of snow or rain that is intermittent and unpredictable and rarely leave more that in inch in its path. Hence why they tryed to create a cool name for it. What it sounds like: The latest mail order product from The Sharper Image released in order to save the company from filing chapter 11. Ex: "the new sharper image clipper system come with a whopping 45 attachments, including the pube featherer, armpit cup, nose grinder, earbuster, and if you act now we'll even throw in the free bungdrill attachment (a $0.49 value), BUT WAIT!!!!!!!! if you call within the next ten minutes while eating a mustard, creamed corned hen and mayo sandwich dipped in an ashtray we'll gladly triple you order. (and they cll them "info"mercials, fuckin' assclowns)
3. Snow Squalls: Pretty much the same as a clipper system, but better. It actually stays consistant for a number of days dropping an unpredictable amount of precipitation. There is that word again, unpredictable. Is it just me, or are these guys real broad like psychics that promise you about a person you'll meet, or money you will run into in the coming years. (another bunch of jerkasses). What it is: Minimal patches of snow that dust the ground for several days. What it sounds like: A special bird only found in the foothills and mountains of the 'rondacks that multiplies by masterbation. Their special skills include ripping into old peoples garbage, robbing camper cabinets bare, and setting wildfires.
4. Alberta Clipper: Yet another term we could do without. There are preceeded by an artic air mass. What it is: A small, fast-moving low-pressure system that forms in western Canada and travels southeastward into the United States. What it sounds like: Another weatherman that basically had too much time on his hands and decided to come up with one more term to make people shit their bugle boys. Or it could be the "new and improved" Sharper Image product that makes less noise with patented "quietclip" technology that is strictly used for cuttin your boyfriend's or husband's unwanted jungle below the belt that he somehow forgot about. This is generally used while he is a sleep after a long night of tequila shots. Act now and they will throw in a tub of Orange Clean, a package of used Shamwows, and the tribal bikini line attachment. As always, order can be tripled if you call within the next 2 minutes while sitting naked, drinking old public pool water, staring at the blinking 12:00 on your busted betamax player that's still plugged in.

.... more to come from your favorite creative juiceman next week. (maybe)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY HOLIDAYZZZZZZZZZZZ

Peash.

FLEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK AND IT STILL IS...

Well folks... it is offically summer and the heat is here. Every year we bitch and moan about how cold it is up here in the Capital District, then when we finally get the nice weather, fools run for the AC and central air. Just to keep you up on the shiznitfor the '08 season here's a few real dope recipes that will help you keep as cool as a penquin's nutsack.

Vinyl's Knockoff Sweet Tea:
****ingredients you will need:
-1 box of Lipton tea bags (not to be confused with your roommates teabag that usually ends up on your chin if you drank to much that night)
-one large pot filled with water about half to three quarters full
-wooden spoon (just like the one mom used to slap the shit outta ya with)
-1 large pitcher (to transfer tea into for chillin')
Note: Don't be a know-it-all dumbass and make this shit without having something to transfer it into. Iced tea doesn't look as appetizing when your drinking it out of a sauce pot.
****directions:
-Let water come to a boil, in the meantime start opening about 14-18 teabags (depending on the sweetness desired) and put them aside. When the water comes to a boil, twist together and drop all the teabags in the boiling water and bob them up and down to get all the tea the blend. Shut the stove off and take off the heat. Stir in sugar to whatever sweetness you like, then let stand about a 1/2 hour. Then transfer to pitcher and put in fridge to chill. Serve once cold.

Vinyl's Red Eyed Flemonade:
****ingredients you will need:
-1 half gallon Newman's Own Virgin Lemonade
-2 packages of fresh strawberries (check thoroughly, they hide the bad ones at the bottom of the package, those snakes.)
-1 quart of Price Chopper fat free vanilla yogurt
-1 full tray ice from the freezer
-1 lime
-1 blender
-1 small bottle Tanquray RANGPUR Gin (if you are an alcoholic studderin' fool like me)
****directions:
-Fill half the blender with Newman's lemonade, put in about 5-6 ice cubes, and 1 cup of the vanilla yogurt. Cut the lime in half and squeeze juice till empty. Blend till it looks like a shake, then throw in about 7-8 strawberries minus the top stems, and pulse 4-5 times till the color red spreads throughout. Add 2 shots Tanquray RANGPUR Gin to give dat sheet a widdle kick. bword.

The Worst Bullshitter Lb. for Lb....

We have all been anticipating the rematch of De La Hoya vs. Mayweather since the first one seemed like a money leeching project. I mean hell, even if there was a rematch, De La Hoya probably would've won so that they could have a third, and final match. Big paydays for both individuals since Mayweather is pretty much owned by De La Hoya's Golden Boy Promotions. Mayweather announced Saturday that he is retiring for good and called the rematch off. I'm sure this isn't the end of pretty boy Floyd's wrath. They (the ESPN commentators) will probably question if he is the best fighter pound for pound, even though he chose to retire. Is it just me or do you get pissed too when people win your money playing cee-lo, and then leave with it. I see him coming back in a few years after he goes through all that dough from the first fight betting on Xavier to go all the way in next years bracket. You see there is an element of hype that is involved that sells a fight., for this one , it was just too obvious, it wasn't there. Even HBO passed on the countdown series for part 2. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to see him go up against Kimbo and get his ear popped open. That probably still wouldn't shut him up. Until then there are still some great fights coming up... peep it.
Undefeated Joe Calzaghe is set to fight Roy Jones Jr. sometime in November, Cristobal Arreola has a match set with Chazz Witherspoon for June 21 on HBO. That should be a good fight as long as Chazz doesn't fight like Reese Witherspoon.

That Warm Sound

Upcoming releases include:
Origin Ill -"Old New Shit"
a collective of rarities from Smog, Mangler, Vinyl , JOAT, Pope and Holy Terror from back in the day. Circa '92-'02
-due out as soon as i get Kat'z ass in gear.... or teaches me how to mix like he does.
Jack N. Vinyl - "Expensive Scotch and Cheap Wine"
a mixtape that has been long overdue. It's officially played out to us, so now you can have it.
-the promoleak is available if you are "in the loop" wiggaz.
Note: this is the unfinished version, the finished copy will have hidden tracks and various drops from famous people we like to make fun of.
The Vinylcologist - "Gone But Not Forgotten Part 2"
the long-awaited follow up from the first.
-no leak available yet. waiting on covers. this will be exclusive to a few mixtape sites only. keepa lookin'

I apoligize for the delay on all these products, but we are very laid back and really don't do this for money, that's why the quality is top-notch. we refuse to put out thrown together material in hopes of creating a long lasting vibe that can be played 3 times a year or 100. it makes no difference... wiggas still know.

-ALIFE SESSIONS -


uno.

CALL GIRLZ N NUGGS

Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse.
I've heard all the opinions, and probably just about everything that Jim Rowe to your mothers brother has said about this situation.
Let me just sum this up.
Melo... dropped from Jordan Brand...?. hahahaaboo.
15 game suspension... there goes the season. should've simmered down.
1 million in fines... I could'a used that for my Xmas splurgin'.
David Stern... Stern.

! I just spent my first 1/4 Mil. ...and it feels great.

In Depths.

I just stumbled upon this old classic and thought you may want it too sucka. Necro at his finest. I actually laughed my ass off for a good hour.

````````bitch scream (song)

Tis da seasun son.

OFVA NEWS...

This autta be dope so if you are in the area check that shit out and leave me a comment dun dun. I'll post some pix in a later post on this. be sure ov dat!

jus plain A. J.

The new IV's coming ..well... we don't know when. They hot as shit tho.I guess this pimp is juss about to approve by the look on the grillpiece.
You saw it hereee first!!!!!!

Meatheads are now known as Balboas.

Shuffle m o d e.

Here's the deal for the week in music wigga.

Skillz - '06 Wrap Up (song)
---just another year unda the belt's of us all.

Jak Progresso - Bleeding Forest (song)
---keep on the look for new trackz produced by yours truly for
a Jak Pro and Sween project.

Ghostface feat. Trife and Shawn Wigs - Astro (song)
e overseas blazin' chicka pow! type shit. Yuo wish you had. Now you do. Don't forget who gives you your props.
Nas - Gotta Love It (bonus jumpity jump) (song)
---a classic that i'm sure you ain't got...and if you do, it's not handy. though it should be.



don't get caught sleepin'

Writing on people is cool....yeah, yeah, ...haha. cool. -Bevis

Ok...so eveyone keeps asking me .... j-n-v...what's up with that shit...anytime soon???? almost... Done that is. The sniper snippet will be on the next blog. Promise.


You proly have all these songs, but if not, this is a great Gang Starr collection for you deck. The DvD is sick as shit. I sawr it awready wigga. 2 fums up.

...and be sure to hit up Stonesthrow.com where they are giving away free download of the new Madlib and Talib Kweli album Liberation.

$addam was just hanging out.

Fresh Dipped.

I hope all your holidays went well with family and the shit you have to put up with around them. Screaming kids, shitty gifts, and the infamous diphog. Oh you ask what's a diphog. Those fools that everyone has in thier family talkin' about this year's resolution about how they are gonna lose weight. For some odd reason you feel like you need to believe these assholes. Then they go from table to table and as they leave, the dipbowl is empty as your gastank. And I don't mean like picked-over... I mean scraped so that the bowl is chipped up n shit. You had like one piece of celery...turned around, maybe grabbed a drink, and then you comeback, and the dip and the hog is ghost. You can spot them at the nearest supply of fresh dip proly feeding thier fat sloppy chins. Watch out for them, they tend to take crackers hostage and will fill pockets with anything diary related. Ey...just trying to warn you. These people are the same ones dropping 20 on a lotto ticket and getting a sourpuss everytime they play.

Busa Busted.

Peep Flipmode eyewitness news. (check it!)
funny as shit when your high like scaffolding.

hope you had fun....
they did.



*star jones eats her own shit.

-young jeezy is a fuckin' clown that wouldn't know hip hop from shitspots.

later on you turd burglar.

bye bye.