GET THE GASFACE..BUHuhuahaahahauah

Now isn't this some shit? I'm starting to become convinced that this gas price thing isn't just from the Bush administration. I mean, they surely have a lot to do with it, but there are other things that are really starting to bother me as well. For Instance, ever notice that in very compact areas there are a ton of traffic lights, and when there aren't traffic lights, it's a stop sign? The most recent gas guzzler is the invention of the speed hump in quiet neighborhoods. Easy enough right, now think of this...from now on try to keep track, just for shits and giggles, how many of those stop signs don't really need to be there or where they have recently put some up. Along with keeping track of that let's think about how many times your cruzing along and approaching a light that has been red for some time now (like since you could see it from a far), so you try to pace yourself and your vehicle so that it will change to green before you reach it. What happens next???? The same thing that always happens...you come to a complete stop and then the light changes to green. Is it just me or does it seem like the Department of Transportation is in on this shit too. It just goes together a little to well. The government controls the Transportation Authority, and the Transportation Authority controls the timing of the lights, how many stop signs, yield signs, and speed humps there are in a given area. Most people would never take it to this level of thinking, but I am not most people. I'm a pissed of individual that knows when I'm being taken advantage of. Just think, that shit is something we deal with everyday that we drive, just like gas. The only difference is that the ripping off isn't right in your face. I'm not going to claim this is a conspiracy or no shit like that. It's just a thought. Think to yourself and see where it leads. Hopefully you won't be haunted by every stop sign you pass by.
----D.O.T. (dept. of transpo) gets the GASFACE!

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL... (capital district update)

...but I don't wanna go on the plane!!!.!!
Hey gang, John Madden here to fill you in on where the good specials are in our area for everyone's favorite night with me...Monday Night Football!!!!! If you've recently purchased my signature popcorn popper, please make a note that they have all been recalled due to the butter packets not opening and the cord can cause a deadly electric shock. Ok, enough of that garbage, on to the specials. I was sad to discover that not only are people around here behind the times, but thier specials are too. Well, I guess that's just Smallbany for ya.
Specials:
TJ's Cafe - Central Ave, Albany: $2-coronas, 1/2 price domestic, and .35cent wings.
Fresno's - Broadway, Troy: $1 drafts and $1 bottles of Bud, Bud Light, Coors, and Labatts, also .25cent wings.
Joe's Grill - Central Ave, Albany: $2 drafts, and surprize gumbo.
Philly's Bar and Grill - Rt. 155, Latham, $2 domestic drafts .30cent wings.
Bennigan's - Route 7, Latham, 2 for 1 beers.
Chili's - Wolf Rd, Albany, 2 for 1 drafts and singnature margaritas.
J.T. Maxie's - Wolf Rd., Albany, $2.50 bottles Bud, Bud Light, Coors, 10 wings for $4.00
Applebee's - Rt. 2, Latham, 1/2 price appetizers, Bud, Coors, Labatts, $1 drafts
The Arc - Rt. 155, Watervliet, 5 for $5 Coors bottles and .30cent wings.
----weak ass specials in the Albany area get the GASFACE!

Yeah, Yeah, We'll call you next week... shmuck.

From the looks of this picture, it looks like he got the job right. Wrong! He got the same thing that every other job market hopeful gets. A lie right to his face. They say that they will call you and they never do, they say that they need to evaluate your references, but they don't, and last but not least they claim to be an equal opportunity employer, and they only hire hot girls and uptight metrosexuals that have some inside connection to the company. I really can't talk too much because I haven't really put in that much time as far as looking for a job. To be honest there isn't shit around here that I would be interested in, or something that I could use my experience to my advantage. Although I dropped off my resume at a ton of places, I still have to call and followup. I don't call this a followup though, it's more like hounding, bugging, being a pest...until they take your well written cover letter and resume and throw it in the garbage. This even after they say "we'll call you next week sometime". Why would I wanna work for a company that has already lied to me once. This could only mean that it could get worse, much worse. First, it's a small little itty bitty lie, then it spirals into a much bigger lie. Pretty soon you've stripped yourself of any confidence that you may have had coming into the job, and you're beginning to act not-so-like yourself. Biting your lip everytime someone walks by, or spending a shitload of money on dress shirts and nice shoes just to fit in. Fuck that! They say to usually give them a week, but by that time your "impressive" resume along with 20 others are at the bottom of a stack with coffee and danish stains all over it. Then you find out that the person who actually got the job you applied for, probably lied on thier resume, was a friend of the corperate family, or knew someone that put in a few good words. That really isn't your fault, it's the companies fault for not seeing the potential in you that you see in yourself. Hard to understand right, not really when you've been through it over and over again. I mean what is the point of bouncing from job to job when you could be actually adding years of experience to your resume that can really help you in the long run, not just for the time being. I'd love to get up everyday to go to a studio where I could work with big name acts and not only make great music, but a decent living as well. I could promise you that I would have no complaints. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I'll call you in a week or so.
----corporate liars get the GASFACE!
FUCKIN' GREEKS.

Here's something interesting that I found surfing the net today. I know that in this day and age we have to be on alert for the mass amount of things that are being bootlegged everyday...cds, dvds, tee-shirts, Air-Jordans, and even video games. Never thought that I would see the day that someone bootlegged a hot dog stand. Now I have seen it all folks. Not only is this guy an immigrant that stinks like rusty onions, he claims to have started the first Gus's Hot Dog Stand. We all know that isn't true though. Our asses crave the real blowouts and spillage from the gutbuster grease pit that we've all come to love. The REAL Gus's Hot Dogs in Watervliet, NY
---Gus's (bootleg) Hot Dogs gets the GASFACE!

STOP PLAYIN'??????


Not only is the tribe fighting for thier trip to the World Series, but they have to beat out the Red Sox and The Yankees. One thing that puzzles me though...what the fuck is wrong with these tv program directors not putting them on ESPN or even Fox Sports????? Get a clue you fuckin' corky's and put some Indians games on or I'll clip your ballhairs off and feed them to your girlfriends best friends. Got it partna????GOOD! Yet, another thing that puzzles me tho...Joe Torre was on the verge of getting fired, and the Yankee's were pretty much the worst team in baseball, how is it that they always seem to be right there for the race to the end no matter how bad the beginning of thier season was????? Jus plain GAY if you ask me. Fuck the Yankme's. You know what they autta do???? Put some apartments inside Yankee Stadium and have The Real World do a whole season there. Maybe then they would be happy with all the publicity they receive.

Porn Stars Beware of those too too High Heels.

Will The Real Gangsters Please Stand Up??????
50 Cent is trying to promote his new video game and movie along with another new album in the works. Apparently he didn't hear that Jada and Styles got in his ass. Here's a new single for all you idiots that think he is still the man.
----50 gets the GASFACE!
RUN YA JUELZ!!!!"

These guys forgot that it wasn't loaded.

EYE CANDY++++---0-O----++++
Crotch shot king. 1

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHITFUEL?

***Special Football Edition***

Ok..Ok...now we gotta get serious. It's football season and I know all you tailgaters, college dropouts, and pigskin degenerates need a great chili recipe. I have the solution!! Normally this would be concidered classified information but I feel like being ultra generous today. So here it goes for all you Emeril wannabes that are trying to impress your girls', your girl's fathers and pokerfriends.
Vinyl's Chili
INGREDIENTS:
--1 medium size can of delmonte diced tomatoes $1.29
--2 small cans of delmonte petite cut diced tomatoes $2.00
(one zesty jalapenos flavor, zesty mild n green chilies flavor)
--1 packet of medium chili powder (for hot) or tex mex flavor (for sweet) $1.29
(found near gravy packets and various sauce packets)
--1 bottle of heinz chili sauce $1.39
--1 clove of garlic $.59
--1 small red onion $.75
--1 small vidalia (for sweet) or white onion (whichever is preferred) $.75
--2 long hot peppers $.75
--1 green pepper $.99
--1 red pepper $1.99
--1 cubanelle pepper $.99
--1 habanero pepper $1.49
--1 1.75lb pack of hamburger meat $4.29
--1 can of goya red kidney beans $.79
--1 can of goya cannellini beans (white) $.79
--1 bag of shredded sharp cheddar (about 2 cups) $2.39
TOTAL COST (appx.) $22.53 + tax
note: when cutting the long hots and habaneros, DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES!!!!
Wash hands with soap and water throughly...you may feel the heat on your hands for a day after if you don't wash your fingertips immediately.
I know it seems like a lot, but it will feed about 10 or more, or feed one person for a week. It is great to dip tortilla chips in, or put over hot dogs and burgers. Not to mention figure how much you spend on fast food, and know that this is soooooo much healtier. It breaks down to about $3.20 a day.
note: beans can be substituted with 1 can of corn if you don't feel like blowing out the ass of your gym shorts.
DIRECTIONS: This is kinda hard to fuck up, so if you do you're a fuckin' Corky.
Meat: In a medium skillet, brown meat and add any spices you would like to season with during the browning process. It is important to season the meat as soon as you put it in the pan. This way it sticks to it. Here's what I use: seasoned salt, garlic powder, salt, pepper, italian seasoning, and a pinch of Emeril's essence. Put the meat on simmer and keep breaking it up and browing it.
Sauce: In a large sauce pot put 1 whole clove of garlic sliced thin. Then open all cans and dump into pot and simmer on low draining the juice from the large diced tomatoes and keeping the juice from the 2 small cans. Now, dice all peppers and onions and put them in the pot stirring as you go. This should take you about ten minutes and by the time you get all the peppers in, the burgermeat should be ready. Strain the burgermeat, this helps get rid of some of the fat that is cooked out of it. Now add the chili sauce, burgermeat, and chili powder slowly stirring it in as you go. Also add some extra seasonings, a pinch of crushed red pepper, (if you have it) and a tablespoon of sugar. By now the peppers and beans should start to soften. Bring this to a boil stirring three or four times to circulate the ingredients while the water boils to the top. Then cover and simmer for 10 to 15 minutes stirring ocassionally. After you've done that you're almost there...take the cover off and add the whole bag of cheese and stir it in...let it stand for about 5-10 min with the cover off and serve. I will say this again, I know it seems like a ton of work, but once you do it once you will always know how. This will speed up the process. When I first started making it I spent about 45minutes, now it only takes me 20-30. I can't take full credit for this recipe though. A big shout out goes to my man Treez who had the base, I toyed with it, and perfected it to my taste. This version is sweet tasting with a small afterbite, but one bowl won't burn your lips. Feel free to experiment, you may come up with your own version that could be special and that you could use for years to come. Hope you enjoy Vinyl's Chili..and remember to give credit where credit is due, I did, you should too.
DISCLAIMER: The Vinylcologist will not be held responsible for undercooked meat, missing ingredients, or two day later tasty burps caused by his chili. Farts extracted from this special blend will not only clear a room, but will burn eyes, nosehairs and skin. Please eat in a well ventilated area.

Fight, Fight, a wigger and he's white...
-photo taken from ABC Sports.
On Monday night football last night, the teams were so hyped to play that they started to get rowdy. Two players were ejected from the game and even after that they continued to go at it. My guess is that they now have Vince Mcmahon of WWE giving pionter on how to get more viewers. I know for that whole defensive struggle of a game I didn't change the channel. ...if the wigger don't win, we're still lovin' him.
"These fuckin' wiggas shoulda made the All Madden"

Madden '06 is already blazing up the critics and review experts...part of the reason is because it has the best graphics out of any football game period. The othe other reason is because the can't stop playing it. I really can't wait to see how many people start putting on serious '06 tourneys for big money. It can't get any better than this people, and if it does you probably wouldn't be able to handle it. After actually seeing this game played and how realistic it is I can see people saying "fuck poker, who want to lose thier pension in Madden?"
My Idea Of Fantasy Football

...What's yours?

Your official NFL throwback connection. This shit is the real deal so don't even ask. Still killing it after all these years and for years to come. Get your pre-order on dun dun and break necks in yo neighbohood. These would go so nice with that.
--------eye-candy--------
You think you're gangsta?

the John Candy version.
remember...keep it gully.

...or get shot upstate. Set it.

COMPLEXED SIMPLICITY

Lil' Kim...we all love her...we all hate her. But, she continues to amaze dropping hot songs while we keep dropping our jaws. Her crazy antics and wild wardrobe have us all wondering....what's going on inside that little head of hers. All this while awaiting her vacation upstate...I may have to kick it to here since she's gonna be up here for a bit. I'm sure that if she tried to diss me though I'd have goofyslap her weave off that dome and scream in her face "shut up bitch!!!" .
new album...The Naked Truth in stores Sept. 13th...but actually, you ain't buying shit. Let's try this again. official download date: Sept. 13th.
******THE MUSIC ISSUE********
DIPPED SETS.

Juelz Santana is hard at work getting the final mixes together for his new album due out sooner than later. His mixtapes The Big Picture and Back Like Cooked Crack) were and still are in high demand. I personally think that Cam has the best lyrics out of Dipset, he's a veteran schooling this kiddies through the game. Peep an exclusive that proly won't be on the album.

CAM KEDS
...the only purple I've ever worn was on a Charlotte Hornets Jersey back in the day.
...and another one.

the brokest rapper you know?

Sean Price is set to release his followup to the unforgettable donkey sean jr. The new cd is called Passion of The Price and will have freestyles and funny shit as well as exclusives. We are bound to see production by Da Beatminerz, Scram Jones, Agallah, and 9th Wonder...and maybe yours truly. He has a beat cd we gave him like a few months ago...I probably shouldn't be holding my breath.
take a free style ...on me.

NO MORE BULLSHIT!

Tell me...wouldn't it suck a big fat dick if you saved up your money to buy your favorite pair of kicks from back in the day, paid the shipping...got those shits in the door and then finding out that they weren't real. The same dude that just sold you those is probably out buying the real pair for himself with your hard earned cash. worry no more. www.fakepolice.com
to link with other that hate this same thing...hit up www.niketalk.com
...and the latest update to fake police...www.solejers.com

we can stop these retards ruining the sneaker game.
feel me.
good.
1.

I HEART NEW YORK

ROBOTS.WILL.KILL
This is an upcoming grafitti and clothing company that I happened to stumble on while surfing the net. The merchandise is very hot including tees, hats, hoodies, and much more. They even have a seperate section that is dedicated to the sale of thier artwork. My guess is that this site is gonna blow up similar to the way Ecko Unlimited did back in the 90's. Thier gear looks dope, not to mention it's something other than Sean John, or do I dare say the gastly G-Unit collection. As soon as they restock, I'll be copping...you should too, if you know whats good for you. Don't be the last on the block looking like a fool cause you are still rockin' some LRG (Lifted Research). AIGHT?!!????



Halloweenie!

Halloween is coming...do you got your gear?????
In The Pink:
This is a special dedication to all you idiots who think you look good in pink. Lemme just fill you in on a bit of info...The only dude that looks good in pink is The Pink Panther, hence his name and his cool persona tends to back everything up. You on the otherhand think that pink makes you look cute. WRONG! You look like a fuckin' fool that lost his way from a Walk-A-Thon for breast cancer. Even if I was trying to dress to impress a female...you wouldn't catch me in some tight pink shi(r)t. Let me try to think of some others who tried pink and it ruined thier career...hrmmmm. Oh shit, Pink! the pop icon, where has she been????? Maybe she realized that dying your hair that color can't secure you a spot in the music industry. Or could it be that the color pink is out now according to fashion world and the critics that write for In Style magazine. Oh Wait..I Know...it was never cool in the first place to rock pink. Cam' Ron took it so far that he tricked out a Range Rover and even put pink rims on it. Bottom Line: PINK SUCKS...the pop icon sucks, the store in Manhatthan Sucks, Cam's rover sucks, light red sucks, the pink in Pink Floyd sucks, anything that has to do with it sucks. The only exception is pussy. pussy can be pink...it's suppost to be. Woah, I think we may be on to something here. Pink is for PUSSIES. nyay.

Gimme the Loot

"all hell has broken loose and we can't tie him back up" ---Some Fuckin' Retard

After the devistation of Hurricane Katrina some people who literally have nothing to lose. A shootout occured where a cop took one to the head and the looter took off with his watch. Some good news though... Wal Mart gained some new customers...even the security got in one the action. "Click on Looting".. give it a sec to play. This is why us whitey's are scared of you coloreds.
Here's a joke...What's the top selling t-shirt in New Orleans right now????


Give Up?????






"this recovery will take a long time" ---President Bush


THE VINYLCOLOGIST :
supreme beatsmith.
protector of the city.
arrogant asshole.
1.

G-G-G-GAME OVER.

Why? (you ask), because...Jadakiss and Styles says so, dats why. While Shitty Cent was trying to use piggybank as a way to promote his new album 'The Massacre', he forgot that some people take this shit serious...especially people who can walk the walk when it comes to writing diss tracks. The door swings both ways...Peep.
"Hey yo It's Hov....H-to-the-OV"

Jay-Z the current President and CEO of Def Jam Records is back in the studio hopping on track after track to help promote Rocafella and it's string of new artists...He seems to have the industry in somewhat of a chokehold, with fans salivating for his return. Meanwhile, Kanye West gets ready to drop his sophomore album with the hit single Gold Digger f. Jaime Foxx going strong, blazing up the charts as we speak. Check out the write up that Billboard gave him along with a breakdown of his new album. and, before I forget... all you fans that can't wait for Hova's official return here's a little something to keep you at bay. Note: this is highly exclusive and probably wont be out for at least 3 months. Enjoy wigga.
Kels.....Go Home (Homo)

If any of you had the chance last night to catch the MTV music awards you saw R Kelly make a complete ass of himself with his latest 'trapped in the closet' series. My question is this...Why the fuck would anyone wanna see you tell a 10 minute story that has 6 other parts to it on national live tv? What if they didn't buy your weak cd? What if they hated it on your cd? Do me a favor...rape another 14 year old...and this time shit on her instead of pissing...that's something that people would actually wanna see. Sick fuck. Better yet, try buttfucking Nelly on live tv, I bet that they wouldn't even cut the video off and Nelly would give an extraordinary reach around. You two are a couple of FAGITS!!!!, and the girls in your videos are there to add to the front.

...and dare wuz butter oozing out his leg...

The latest scene in South Beach when the second bullet missed Suge's Head and hit this crackwhore. How funny is it that she actually has Cory Feldman to escort her to the hospital? Actually, what really happened was this...She was on her cell and that shit ran out of minutes and self destructed in her ear...the people around her laughed since her bloodstained shirt was homemade. We The ReEEEEEEEtards... well, you know the rest.

EYE Candy ------0-O----->Gina.
more for you morons soon.

ALL IN (BLACKJACK BABY) !!!!?!!!

If you are an avid fan of card games especially poker and/ or ripping off people VIA hustling...this is the movie to see. SHADE starring Sly Stone, Melanie Griffith, Jaime Foxx, and Stuart Townsend takes you deep into the world of the high rolling gambler looking for action, adventure, and easy money. A must see for any degenerate who likes gangster movies. Big ups to Voedog for putting me on to this flick.

BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!

Not only is Dame Dash the CEO of Rocawear and Rocafella Records, he recently purchased the Pro Keds company and plans to release limited edition sneakers that will promote Rocawear and the Rocafella artists. On an episode of "it's the shoes" (espn2) he gave fans an exclusive look at the new cookies n creme keds that are due out later in the year. The sneaks actually smell like chocolate and milk. All that I can say is go for yours Dame it's a wonderful thing to own a company that has such a history with the public. Although Dash is only designing for Rocawear for another year or so, he admits that he never gets attached to any of his businesses, he hustles. Once the hustle is over, it's time to move on. Beanie Sigel has just been released from jail, but the way his album has been selling he might as well go back... he'd probably make more money in the penn. Pure ButterWafers.
DISS TILLED SHINE.

Moonshine. (mun shin)
1. moonlight.
2. informal foolish talk or thought.
3. illegally distilled whiskey made from corn mash; also called white lightning.
You ask...why moonshine? Well, because... it's cool to talk about and cheap to make. If you are caught making it you could be forced to serve jail time or be fined 2 to 3 times the tax on the seize. In the new movie "The Dukes of Hazzard", Uncle Jesse played by Willie Nelson is a moonshine distiller that is also trying to evade the law. In recent stories put out by CNN and NBC they claim that the problem has always been there but is getting worse. Kids in high school are making it by the gallon and drinking it till they have to have thier stomaches pumped. I personally don't see a problem with that and neither should the goverment. It's just another form of population control in my eyes. More kids dying off this shit means less money the states have to pay in health care and benifits. Here are some more interesting facts about moonshine that you probably didn't know taken from CNN. Pardon me while I run to the store for corn syrup, yeast, and some 50 gallon drums. I know that this shit is long but it is very interesting and you may even learn something .
THE LOW DOWN...
In 1970, the ATF seized 5,228 stills, along with 86,416 gallons of illegal liquor and 1.9 million gallons of mash. From 1990 to 1995, only two stills, 2,200 gallons of liquor and 192 gallons of mash were seized. Since 1995, the ATF, which no longer tracks the amount of liquor seized, has investigated 20 moonshining cases, Brady says.
Moonshiners' battles with the government date back more than 200 years to the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794, when Scots-Irish settlers in Pennsylvania rose up to protest a federal excise tax on whiskey.
Moonshining thrived during Prohibition, and old-timers still tell stories of road duels between Appalachian bootleggers and law officers. Some drivers who mastered the backroads went on to become the early stars of stock-car racing, among them NASCAR legend Junior Johnson.
"It was sort of a family business," says Johnson. "It was a way of survival then. It was back in the '30s, and everybody was having a hard time."
While moonshining provided family income, it also exacted a price. Johnson, his brothers and his father all spent time in prison.
"My daddy went off five times," says Johnson, who spent almost a year in prison himself after federal agents caught him firing up his father's still in 1956.
That legacy of fierce independence continues today in the work of moonshiners like John and Henry.
When their mash is ready to run, the two fire up the 550-gallon boiler using two oil-fueled burners normally used in tobacco barns. Steam from the boiler is piped into the cooker, where it bubbles up through the mash, and is filtered through "backings," liquor left over from previous runs and not suitable for drinking, to increase the potency.
The distillate then runs through two truck radiators submerged in cold water and flows through a hospital blood filter into a plastic barrel.
As the liquor flows into the barrel, John repeatedly fills and shakes a small bottle, checking the "bead" of tiny bubbles to determine when the proof has diminished to the point that the run should be cut off.
Moonshine rule... sell, don't drink.
John's still can produce about 16 gallons of brandy from each 225-gallon batch of apple mash in about 40 minutes. Each 300-gallon vat of rye mash nets about 40 gallons of illegal liquor in 90 minutes.
A day's run can take 15 hours of nonstop work.
In addition to risking federal prison time and hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties, John and Henry work in a hot, hazardous environment, relying on their pipes and welds to contain the high pressure steam.
"It's dangerous, but if you pay halfway attention and keep your stuff in good shape, it ain't," says John, who collapsed from heatstroke two years ago while working his still.
His apple brandy is surprisingly smooth, the flavor of the fruit precariously balancing on a volatility approaching that of gasoline.
But John does not drink the liquor he makes. "This stuff is for selling, not for drinking," he says.
It's a moonshiner's rule he learned as a young boy and passed on to his own son.
Pretty crazy huh, this may or may not deter you from making moonshine, but whatever you choose to do, rememeber they are watching, documenting, tapping, and recording all that goes on relating to this form of alcohol.
Deacon Dr. G. Trump...

Ever wonder what it feels like to be a pimp??? Well here's your chance to get your own pimp on. peep! 50 cent ain't got shit on us G's. Speaking of G's...

NASDAQ - DOW JONES'


Unofficial tracklist for Nas’s new album ‘NASDAQ Dow Jones’
Tracklisting : (subject to change)
01. Wake Up New York (Intro)
02. Bullet X
03. What’s Good NY
04. We Were Gangstas (featuring Scarface)
05. Mexico
06. QB Savages (featuring Bravehearts)
07. Polo and Guess
08. Unauthorized Biography of KRS-ONE
09. The Nasty One 10. Seed of Sekou
11. Legendary
12. Rebel to America
13. Hallie Selassie
14. Moon (featuring Kelis)
15. Talk of NY - (bonus track)

It is reported that during the course of working on this album Nas heard a track that he just had to have. He apparently wanted it so bad that he offered to pay the producers (The Neptunes)$2,000,000 plus 3 points on the record. WOAH! Damn...that's the kinda break I need. Now to the question of the day...What would you do if a beat that took you an hour to make, or even 10 hours to make made you 2mil instantly???? Hit up the comments. While you ponder that check this ishbomb.
What's happening DORK?!!?!

ahahaha....

Don't Get Bodied...new NAS dissin 50Cent.

Tardy...

The new Kanye West album is a treat and much better than Common's. I always liked Kanye as a producer and not an emcee, but things could start to change. Here's a brand new joint that will not be coming out on the Late Registration album. It will self destruct a week from today.

sneakers.sneakers.sneakers.
Bootleggers Beware who comuth.
peash. 4 now.

HOW BOUT DEM ORANGES

The Comeback of the Year.

Due to being a buzy ass I have to apoligize to everyone who checks this on a regular basis. I've been so buzy with projects and work that I haven't been able to put the proper time in. There's been a ton of things going on and even more to bitch about. In some recent underground hip-hop publications Rawkus Records has just signed a distribtion deal with Sony/BMG and expects to have some artists released before the end of 2005. This being the same label that helped Mos Def break into movies and pop culture, and also helped a ton of underground rookies gain a claimstake in the world of raw beats and breaks. One bad thing about this is that rumors have circulated about how they screwed people out of money and some even out of thier own masters. When you are under the radar tho it really doesn't matter who owns the masters...as long as you can still collect off them. It gonna be great to see them releasing records again, but I'm curious who is going to risk trust for a shot at the bigtime.

To Quit, or not to Quit...

It almost took me by surprise when I answered a phone call from Jack of all Trades...or maybe now I should just start calling him Jim, because he has announced that he may be hanging up music all together. Whatever the case may be I told him that I could never stop...this shit is too much a part of me to give it up. I've invested way more than I should've when it comes to time, money, and sacrifice. Everyone can think what they may...but a determined man doesn't stop, it may be just a hobbie, or a quick way to make money to some people, but to me this is life, my end of the rainbow (no homo), and the only bitch that has never done me wrong in life. Yes, I admit I should be a lot further in my career than I am now, but I just really don't know what it is that keeps holdin' me back. I have a 4 year degree in Music Industry and I'm still struggling to get my shit heard and get away from these shitty 9-5's. Maybe I just haven't caught my golden ticket...One thing that all you can count on...I will be there. If it takes me 20 more years I could give 2 shits, I love what I do and I'm one of the best at it. That's why I couldn't leave this game if I tried. Bottom Line...If Jim quits I'm laughing. Hard. Let's keep our fingers crossed that he dosen't though. There's too much talent in those pussysmelling fingertips of his.

New Mike Jones f. Jay-Z...remember where you heard it first...not on clue's cd. assnaps.
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out."
bwuhat!!!!
EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!! Origin f. Justice - Good -prod. by The Vinylcologist
...brand spankin new taken from the album "This Is Me" ta ta ttold jew we wuz gonna be putting more audio up in dis piece. These links will self destruct after a week.

The Dunk Hemp Edition...(extremely rare) currently I'm working on a tribute to all who are obsessed with Nike and thier sneaker lines. I won't expose too much about what it is, but to a tru sneakfreak it will be the mecca of all footwear tributes. Speaking about shoe, don't forget now...Bobbito's show. "It's The Shoes"!!!!! ...still going on you know?
DYNA MICS

After a few more skits, chorus', and level adjustments the new S.M.O.G. album will be done and ready for press. Special thanks to Pope for the use of the studio and the superproducer discount. Let's get this $$$$$$$ from Sony. Dickheads.
Recently Elliott Spitzer set up a sting operation to expose the amount of payola that is goin on in the music business. Part of which is why we got shelved and why Lil' Flip's cornball ass is still selling records. Not because he's good or anything, more because his label has greased the palms of so many disc jockey's
it isn't even close to being kosher. I've always respected Spitzer even though he looks like he bit a manhole cover, but this will be a win for the ages and upcoming artists everywhere. Read mo bout dat shiiiiiitt huuuuur.
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Julianne Moore. nice n smooth.

GO AHEAD...

...Make My Day Off.

Ok, so I've sucked on the blog tip lately, but we are going to be posting videos and music soon enough. There's not too much to talk about considering how buzy I've been. As you know the S.M.O.G. album is coming and will be mopping up all other releases in the underground hip hop category. The release date is set for sometime the last week in July depending on how the mixdown goes. Most of the songs were pre-mixed to begin with and the final mixdown with be done by none other than Dirty IO. There may be a few hidden tracks and also some unreleased collabos that could be released if I feel the need. Other than that we also can expect "Gone But Not Forgotten" series 2 to be better than the first. After loads of great feedback, and people rockin' the "wiggas know" tees, I think I may be on to something.

Bottles and Rockets...

Aight, hopefully none of you fools blew your hands off this 4th of July. They were talking about some crazy shit on Capital News 9 about how many firework accidents there are every season. It was pretty amazing concidering that I don't know anyone who buys legal fireworks. Guess it doesn't apply to me then. Taken from Capnews9: Hospital emergency rooms treated an estimated 9,600 fireworks-related injuries in 2004. And while sparklers are common problems, firecracker injuries pose a threat as well. Notice they didn't even attempt to talk about the retards that think it's ok to hold Roman Candles in thier hands. Oh, and how could they think that other people have large human size dolls in thier backyard...and if they did, that they would test fireworks on them. That scares kids more than the noise itself...what a bunch of idiots. I say let your kid blow off a finger or three and then they know not to play with fireworks that they bought from an old Italian guy in a busted '72 beetle. I still remember having Jumpin' Jack fights in the back of the bus on the way to school...boy that stunk like shit.
Funny as Shit.

If you do not own this box set you need to go purchase it. This will have you and your high ass friends cracking up till your abs are in shape. This is a great addition to any party...birthday, Halloween, 4th, after hours, theme, whatever...just pop the dvd's in and prepare to cry. If you don't know yet...there has also been 2 trilogy dvds released and a x-rated version of the more popular "cky2k" . All are worth the money, and all have people getting shitted on in them. Grrreeat.

"Did he just say Fuckabees?????!"

They must be listening to that bangin' joint that I produced recently for the AKIRA Project...Or could it be the "take a leak" promo for the S.M.O.G. album...well, anyways let's discuss some shit that YOU could relate to. Recently I purchased the dvd "I Heart Huckabees" and if you haven't seen it yet I highly recommend it. If you are into movies that are a little weird with a comic twist this is the flick for you. Starring a lineup of famous faces, they explore how everything and everyone are connected, but at the same time everything in nature has it's own seperate path and are not connected..sound crazy??? Go rent that shit and watch it for yourself. You'll be glad you spent the chedda.

Danny Way: Out There

Danny Way just jumped The Great Wall Of China on his trusty skateboard. Travelling over 50mph he completed the task not once, but three times with all different spins on each jump. Check It. This is to new for a video, but I'll try to post it up soon.

"We'll always love BIG Poppa..."

In recent news, the family of the late Biggie Smalls has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the L.A.P.D. They claimed that they (the LAPD) intentionaly hid evidence including wire taps and audio documents that could've helped aid in the investigation and search for the murderer of the Notorious B.I.G. I can't wait to see VH1's new version of the Biggie special with all the new leads in the case. They probably will not release, nor start filming interviews until the case is solved and over with. This could sway or cause unwanted problems in the already sketchy investigation. Read about it here.

Remix The World...

DJ's Bake and Rocc1 are putting on a show of all remixes, mashups, and blends by local producers and dj's...you didn't think they were gonna get away without playing some vinylcologist remixes, did ya?????? I've created a few brand new remixes along with some exclusive blends for tonites show. If you want the real hip-hop shit local or non-local you can tune in live every Tuesday from 8pm - 2am by going to the website http://wcdb.albany.edu/
or you just click the direct winamp/media link here. I may even make an appearance on his show to give out some goodies. Tune in and zone out.


Forreal.

********VH1 Special Update!!!!!!!********


VH1 has launched the new season of reality TV shows that have yet to live up the last season's hilarious episodes. Celebrity Fit Club 2 stars Gary Busey, Phil Margera (Bam's dad), The Snapple Lady, and a bunch of other overweight nobodys. Just Busey alone is gonna make this show a success because that dude is def not living in the same world we are...it's almost like he got real coked up and never came down. The first episode was just the cast picking teams, weight loss targets, and balancing the oversized scale. It should be funny, but not as good as the first season...we can only hope.


Hogan Knows Best is new show added to the lineup and after watching the first episode I can already tell that this is gonna suck...although I'm really not to sure what I would do if a girl took me home to meet her parents and her dad ended up being Hulk Hogan. This show would have been such a better idea if it was called "Busey knows best".


The new season of The Surreal Life looks to me like it is gonna be better than all previous seasons. After seeing the first episode (and believe me it was an episode) I was already waiting on the previews for next week. The house was decorated in circus flare and came complete with a dog...a three legged dog named lucky. This should add some tention to the already livid crew. If you want a great laugh and don't feel like popping in your George Carlin cds I encourage you to check this shit out. If it sucks i'll let you kick me in the balls. Happy now.?

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More blogs to come, enjoy the view.