G-G-G-GAME OVER.

Why? (you ask), because...Jadakiss and Styles says so, dats why. While Shitty Cent was trying to use piggybank as a way to promote his new album 'The Massacre', he forgot that some people take this shit serious...especially people who can walk the walk when it comes to writing diss tracks. The door swings both ways...Peep.
"Hey yo It's Hov....H-to-the-OV"

Jay-Z the current President and CEO of Def Jam Records is back in the studio hopping on track after track to help promote Rocafella and it's string of new artists...He seems to have the industry in somewhat of a chokehold, with fans salivating for his return. Meanwhile, Kanye West gets ready to drop his sophomore album with the hit single Gold Digger f. Jaime Foxx going strong, blazing up the charts as we speak. Check out the write up that Billboard gave him along with a breakdown of his new album. and, before I forget... all you fans that can't wait for Hova's official return here's a little something to keep you at bay. Note: this is highly exclusive and probably wont be out for at least 3 months. Enjoy wigga.
Kels.....Go Home (Homo)

If any of you had the chance last night to catch the MTV music awards you saw R Kelly make a complete ass of himself with his latest 'trapped in the closet' series. My question is this...Why the fuck would anyone wanna see you tell a 10 minute story that has 6 other parts to it on national live tv? What if they didn't buy your weak cd? What if they hated it on your cd? Do me a favor...rape another 14 year old...and this time shit on her instead of pissing...that's something that people would actually wanna see. Sick fuck. Better yet, try buttfucking Nelly on live tv, I bet that they wouldn't even cut the video off and Nelly would give an extraordinary reach around. You two are a couple of FAGITS!!!!, and the girls in your videos are there to add to the front.

...and dare wuz butter oozing out his leg...

The latest scene in South Beach when the second bullet missed Suge's Head and hit this crackwhore. How funny is it that she actually has Cory Feldman to escort her to the hospital? Actually, what really happened was this...She was on her cell and that shit ran out of minutes and self destructed in her ear...the people around her laughed since her bloodstained shirt was homemade. We The ReEEEEEEEtards... well, you know the rest.

EYE Candy ------0-O----->Gina.
more for you morons soon.

ALL IN (BLACKJACK BABY) !!!!?!!!

If you are an avid fan of card games especially poker and/ or ripping off people VIA hustling...this is the movie to see. SHADE starring Sly Stone, Melanie Griffith, Jaime Foxx, and Stuart Townsend takes you deep into the world of the high rolling gambler looking for action, adventure, and easy money. A must see for any degenerate who likes gangster movies. Big ups to Voedog for putting me on to this flick.

BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!

Not only is Dame Dash the CEO of Rocawear and Rocafella Records, he recently purchased the Pro Keds company and plans to release limited edition sneakers that will promote Rocawear and the Rocafella artists. On an episode of "it's the shoes" (espn2) he gave fans an exclusive look at the new cookies n creme keds that are due out later in the year. The sneaks actually smell like chocolate and milk. All that I can say is go for yours Dame it's a wonderful thing to own a company that has such a history with the public. Although Dash is only designing for Rocawear for another year or so, he admits that he never gets attached to any of his businesses, he hustles. Once the hustle is over, it's time to move on. Beanie Sigel has just been released from jail, but the way his album has been selling he might as well go back... he'd probably make more money in the penn. Pure ButterWafers.
DISS TILLED SHINE.

Moonshine. (mun shin)
1. moonlight.
2. informal foolish talk or thought.
3. illegally distilled whiskey made from corn mash; also called white lightning.
You ask...why moonshine? Well, because... it's cool to talk about and cheap to make. If you are caught making it you could be forced to serve jail time or be fined 2 to 3 times the tax on the seize. In the new movie "The Dukes of Hazzard", Uncle Jesse played by Willie Nelson is a moonshine distiller that is also trying to evade the law. In recent stories put out by CNN and NBC they claim that the problem has always been there but is getting worse. Kids in high school are making it by the gallon and drinking it till they have to have thier stomaches pumped. I personally don't see a problem with that and neither should the goverment. It's just another form of population control in my eyes. More kids dying off this shit means less money the states have to pay in health care and benifits. Here are some more interesting facts about moonshine that you probably didn't know taken from CNN. Pardon me while I run to the store for corn syrup, yeast, and some 50 gallon drums. I know that this shit is long but it is very interesting and you may even learn something .
THE LOW DOWN...
In 1970, the ATF seized 5,228 stills, along with 86,416 gallons of illegal liquor and 1.9 million gallons of mash. From 1990 to 1995, only two stills, 2,200 gallons of liquor and 192 gallons of mash were seized. Since 1995, the ATF, which no longer tracks the amount of liquor seized, has investigated 20 moonshining cases, Brady says.
Moonshiners' battles with the government date back more than 200 years to the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794, when Scots-Irish settlers in Pennsylvania rose up to protest a federal excise tax on whiskey.
Moonshining thrived during Prohibition, and old-timers still tell stories of road duels between Appalachian bootleggers and law officers. Some drivers who mastered the backroads went on to become the early stars of stock-car racing, among them NASCAR legend Junior Johnson.
"It was sort of a family business," says Johnson. "It was a way of survival then. It was back in the '30s, and everybody was having a hard time."
While moonshining provided family income, it also exacted a price. Johnson, his brothers and his father all spent time in prison.
"My daddy went off five times," says Johnson, who spent almost a year in prison himself after federal agents caught him firing up his father's still in 1956.
That legacy of fierce independence continues today in the work of moonshiners like John and Henry.
When their mash is ready to run, the two fire up the 550-gallon boiler using two oil-fueled burners normally used in tobacco barns. Steam from the boiler is piped into the cooker, where it bubbles up through the mash, and is filtered through "backings," liquor left over from previous runs and not suitable for drinking, to increase the potency.
The distillate then runs through two truck radiators submerged in cold water and flows through a hospital blood filter into a plastic barrel.
As the liquor flows into the barrel, John repeatedly fills and shakes a small bottle, checking the "bead" of tiny bubbles to determine when the proof has diminished to the point that the run should be cut off.
Moonshine rule... sell, don't drink.
John's still can produce about 16 gallons of brandy from each 225-gallon batch of apple mash in about 40 minutes. Each 300-gallon vat of rye mash nets about 40 gallons of illegal liquor in 90 minutes.
A day's run can take 15 hours of nonstop work.
In addition to risking federal prison time and hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties, John and Henry work in a hot, hazardous environment, relying on their pipes and welds to contain the high pressure steam.
"It's dangerous, but if you pay halfway attention and keep your stuff in good shape, it ain't," says John, who collapsed from heatstroke two years ago while working his still.
His apple brandy is surprisingly smooth, the flavor of the fruit precariously balancing on a volatility approaching that of gasoline.
But John does not drink the liquor he makes. "This stuff is for selling, not for drinking," he says.
It's a moonshiner's rule he learned as a young boy and passed on to his own son.
Pretty crazy huh, this may or may not deter you from making moonshine, but whatever you choose to do, rememeber they are watching, documenting, tapping, and recording all that goes on relating to this form of alcohol.
Deacon Dr. G. Trump...

Ever wonder what it feels like to be a pimp??? Well here's your chance to get your own pimp on. peep! 50 cent ain't got shit on us G's. Speaking of G's...

NASDAQ - DOW JONES'


Unofficial tracklist for Nas’s new album ‘NASDAQ Dow Jones’
Tracklisting : (subject to change)
01. Wake Up New York (Intro)
02. Bullet X
03. What’s Good NY
04. We Were Gangstas (featuring Scarface)
05. Mexico
06. QB Savages (featuring Bravehearts)
07. Polo and Guess
08. Unauthorized Biography of KRS-ONE
09. The Nasty One 10. Seed of Sekou
11. Legendary
12. Rebel to America
13. Hallie Selassie
14. Moon (featuring Kelis)
15. Talk of NY - (bonus track)

It is reported that during the course of working on this album Nas heard a track that he just had to have. He apparently wanted it so bad that he offered to pay the producers (The Neptunes)$2,000,000 plus 3 points on the record. WOAH! Damn...that's the kinda break I need. Now to the question of the day...What would you do if a beat that took you an hour to make, or even 10 hours to make made you 2mil instantly???? Hit up the comments. While you ponder that check this ishbomb.
What's happening DORK?!!?!

ahahaha....

Don't Get Bodied...new NAS dissin 50Cent.

Tardy...

The new Kanye West album is a treat and much better than Common's. I always liked Kanye as a producer and not an emcee, but things could start to change. Here's a brand new joint that will not be coming out on the Late Registration album. It will self destruct a week from today.

sneakers.sneakers.sneakers.
Bootleggers Beware who comuth.
peash. 4 now.

HOW BOUT DEM ORANGES

The Comeback of the Year.

Due to being a buzy ass I have to apoligize to everyone who checks this on a regular basis. I've been so buzy with projects and work that I haven't been able to put the proper time in. There's been a ton of things going on and even more to bitch about. In some recent underground hip-hop publications Rawkus Records has just signed a distribtion deal with Sony/BMG and expects to have some artists released before the end of 2005. This being the same label that helped Mos Def break into movies and pop culture, and also helped a ton of underground rookies gain a claimstake in the world of raw beats and breaks. One bad thing about this is that rumors have circulated about how they screwed people out of money and some even out of thier own masters. When you are under the radar tho it really doesn't matter who owns the masters...as long as you can still collect off them. It gonna be great to see them releasing records again, but I'm curious who is going to risk trust for a shot at the bigtime.

To Quit, or not to Quit...

It almost took me by surprise when I answered a phone call from Jack of all Trades...or maybe now I should just start calling him Jim, because he has announced that he may be hanging up music all together. Whatever the case may be I told him that I could never stop...this shit is too much a part of me to give it up. I've invested way more than I should've when it comes to time, money, and sacrifice. Everyone can think what they may...but a determined man doesn't stop, it may be just a hobbie, or a quick way to make money to some people, but to me this is life, my end of the rainbow (no homo), and the only bitch that has never done me wrong in life. Yes, I admit I should be a lot further in my career than I am now, but I just really don't know what it is that keeps holdin' me back. I have a 4 year degree in Music Industry and I'm still struggling to get my shit heard and get away from these shitty 9-5's. Maybe I just haven't caught my golden ticket...One thing that all you can count on...I will be there. If it takes me 20 more years I could give 2 shits, I love what I do and I'm one of the best at it. That's why I couldn't leave this game if I tried. Bottom Line...If Jim quits I'm laughing. Hard. Let's keep our fingers crossed that he dosen't though. There's too much talent in those pussysmelling fingertips of his.

New Mike Jones f. Jay-Z...remember where you heard it first...not on clue's cd. assnaps.
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out."
bwuhat!!!!
EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!! Origin f. Justice - Good -prod. by The Vinylcologist
...brand spankin new taken from the album "This Is Me" ta ta ttold jew we wuz gonna be putting more audio up in dis piece. These links will self destruct after a week.

The Dunk Hemp Edition...(extremely rare) currently I'm working on a tribute to all who are obsessed with Nike and thier sneaker lines. I won't expose too much about what it is, but to a tru sneakfreak it will be the mecca of all footwear tributes. Speaking about shoe, don't forget now...Bobbito's show. "It's The Shoes"!!!!! ...still going on you know?
DYNA MICS

After a few more skits, chorus', and level adjustments the new S.M.O.G. album will be done and ready for press. Special thanks to Pope for the use of the studio and the superproducer discount. Let's get this $$$$$$$ from Sony. Dickheads.
Recently Elliott Spitzer set up a sting operation to expose the amount of payola that is goin on in the music business. Part of which is why we got shelved and why Lil' Flip's cornball ass is still selling records. Not because he's good or anything, more because his label has greased the palms of so many disc jockey's
it isn't even close to being kosher. I've always respected Spitzer even though he looks like he bit a manhole cover, but this will be a win for the ages and upcoming artists everywhere. Read mo bout dat shiiiiiitt huuuuur.
---------------0----Eye Candy----0------------------

Julianne Moore. nice n smooth.

GO AHEAD...

...Make My Day Off.

Ok, so I've sucked on the blog tip lately, but we are going to be posting videos and music soon enough. There's not too much to talk about considering how buzy I've been. As you know the S.M.O.G. album is coming and will be mopping up all other releases in the underground hip hop category. The release date is set for sometime the last week in July depending on how the mixdown goes. Most of the songs were pre-mixed to begin with and the final mixdown with be done by none other than Dirty IO. There may be a few hidden tracks and also some unreleased collabos that could be released if I feel the need. Other than that we also can expect "Gone But Not Forgotten" series 2 to be better than the first. After loads of great feedback, and people rockin' the "wiggas know" tees, I think I may be on to something.

Bottles and Rockets...

Aight, hopefully none of you fools blew your hands off this 4th of July. They were talking about some crazy shit on Capital News 9 about how many firework accidents there are every season. It was pretty amazing concidering that I don't know anyone who buys legal fireworks. Guess it doesn't apply to me then. Taken from Capnews9: Hospital emergency rooms treated an estimated 9,600 fireworks-related injuries in 2004. And while sparklers are common problems, firecracker injuries pose a threat as well. Notice they didn't even attempt to talk about the retards that think it's ok to hold Roman Candles in thier hands. Oh, and how could they think that other people have large human size dolls in thier backyard...and if they did, that they would test fireworks on them. That scares kids more than the noise itself...what a bunch of idiots. I say let your kid blow off a finger or three and then they know not to play with fireworks that they bought from an old Italian guy in a busted '72 beetle. I still remember having Jumpin' Jack fights in the back of the bus on the way to school...boy that stunk like shit.
Funny as Shit.

If you do not own this box set you need to go purchase it. This will have you and your high ass friends cracking up till your abs are in shape. This is a great addition to any party...birthday, Halloween, 4th, after hours, theme, whatever...just pop the dvd's in and prepare to cry. If you don't know yet...there has also been 2 trilogy dvds released and a x-rated version of the more popular "cky2k" . All are worth the money, and all have people getting shitted on in them. Grrreeat.

"Did he just say Fuckabees?????!"

They must be listening to that bangin' joint that I produced recently for the AKIRA Project...Or could it be the "take a leak" promo for the S.M.O.G. album...well, anyways let's discuss some shit that YOU could relate to. Recently I purchased the dvd "I Heart Huckabees" and if you haven't seen it yet I highly recommend it. If you are into movies that are a little weird with a comic twist this is the flick for you. Starring a lineup of famous faces, they explore how everything and everyone are connected, but at the same time everything in nature has it's own seperate path and are not connected..sound crazy??? Go rent that shit and watch it for yourself. You'll be glad you spent the chedda.

Danny Way: Out There

Danny Way just jumped The Great Wall Of China on his trusty skateboard. Travelling over 50mph he completed the task not once, but three times with all different spins on each jump. Check It. This is to new for a video, but I'll try to post it up soon.

"We'll always love BIG Poppa..."

In recent news, the family of the late Biggie Smalls has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the L.A.P.D. They claimed that they (the LAPD) intentionaly hid evidence including wire taps and audio documents that could've helped aid in the investigation and search for the murderer of the Notorious B.I.G. I can't wait to see VH1's new version of the Biggie special with all the new leads in the case. They probably will not release, nor start filming interviews until the case is solved and over with. This could sway or cause unwanted problems in the already sketchy investigation. Read about it here.

Remix The World...

DJ's Bake and Rocc1 are putting on a show of all remixes, mashups, and blends by local producers and dj's...you didn't think they were gonna get away without playing some vinylcologist remixes, did ya?????? I've created a few brand new remixes along with some exclusive blends for tonites show. If you want the real hip-hop shit local or non-local you can tune in live every Tuesday from 8pm - 2am by going to the website http://wcdb.albany.edu/
or you just click the direct winamp/media link here. I may even make an appearance on his show to give out some goodies. Tune in and zone out.


Forreal.

********VH1 Special Update!!!!!!!********


VH1 has launched the new season of reality TV shows that have yet to live up the last season's hilarious episodes. Celebrity Fit Club 2 stars Gary Busey, Phil Margera (Bam's dad), The Snapple Lady, and a bunch of other overweight nobodys. Just Busey alone is gonna make this show a success because that dude is def not living in the same world we are...it's almost like he got real coked up and never came down. The first episode was just the cast picking teams, weight loss targets, and balancing the oversized scale. It should be funny, but not as good as the first season...we can only hope.


Hogan Knows Best is new show added to the lineup and after watching the first episode I can already tell that this is gonna suck...although I'm really not to sure what I would do if a girl took me home to meet her parents and her dad ended up being Hulk Hogan. This show would have been such a better idea if it was called "Busey knows best".


The new season of The Surreal Life looks to me like it is gonna be better than all previous seasons. After seeing the first episode (and believe me it was an episode) I was already waiting on the previews for next week. The house was decorated in circus flare and came complete with a dog...a three legged dog named lucky. This should add some tention to the already livid crew. If you want a great laugh and don't feel like popping in your George Carlin cds I encourage you to check this shit out. If it sucks i'll let you kick me in the balls. Happy now.?

EYE CANDY -----------O-0--------------

More blogs to come, enjoy the view.

QUICK PICK DICKS a.k.a. LIFE LONG LOSERS!!!!

What happens when you've pissed all those lottery dollars (and dreams) away.

Good day my bloggy friends and fans...I'd like to start my bitching for the day with these lottery picks..uhhh I mean, pricks. Ok, Ok, sure, play like you don't know who they are...or are you one of them? Anyway, I'm really having a hard time understanding people that can't stop throwing thier money away to the stupid lottery. Seriously, if you are one of these fools, please find the closest mirror and ask yourself..."do I really think that I can win?" now very fast, answer yourself. I'll bet you 2 Lucky 7 scratch offs that you said "no" shithead. Now, smash the mirror and take the shards of glass and imbed them in your head. I know what your thinking..."why in my head?" here's why einstein...because you deserve to die for being stupid enough to believe that you could actually win more than $1,000.00 playing the lotto. Ever notice that even though they put up all the winning tickets there is never any that are really high in the pay off? The state of New York and a bunch of other states could print rolls and rolls of lotto tickets and even give $1,000,000 in payouts, you would never know how much they actually made that year. Now you are saying to yourself..."nah, it just carries over to the next drawing." WRONG!!!!, not on scratch off's fuckass...maybe with the pick 6, but how many people actually even won that. Not many, trust me, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out. I mean, they make me laugh with thier little lotto booklet that they keep all those losing tickets in, and thier retard mentality that yells at them when they have just won $2..."please, please...don't walk away a winner...buy another losing ticket with those winnings, hell you may win another $2, what if you had never won...might as well just spend what you wouldn't have had." It's beyond funny now...when you get these budgethappy soccermoms that have three kids and one in the oven that they already can't support waiting on that lottery dream. Remember the slogan "all you need is a dollar and a dream." sounds easy enough, right? Too easy...here's what the slogan should've really been..."all you need is a dollar and a dream, and another dollar, and another dollar, and into infinity. Till your scraping change out of you neighbors car cushons at 3am with a double cheeseburger covered in Big Mac sauce on your mind. The best ones are the idiots that think that playing the same numbers everyday will increase thier chance...hahaha, you fools. Even poker players don't bet on pocket 10's if they come consistent. Lemme ask this...If you could walk away from a casino breaking even every time, would you go more often???? Sure you would...and if you could walk away from a horserace breaking even everytime would you take up handicapping...of course you would, you'd be a fuckin' fag not to. I can't be anymore clear here, just think of what you could've owned if you had every dollar you lost playing that fixed shit. A new house, a Ferrari, or even something small like a new set of golf clubs, or plazma tv. Your friends would've been in awe of you. But no...sadly enough you got ran by the state for more money...don't they get enough out of you with taxes, insurance, and surcharges for everything??? But yet you keep on playing...playing that losing game...just let me know when you wanna start paying me for making you look stupid as hell. I'll gladly give you my paypal account snakebrain.


C-Rayz Walz hosted MTV's Made tonite and for me this show meant a lot...aside from how funny it was, it just goes to show you that everyone is down to earth, but when it comes to hip-hop some people just know how to live it cause it's the norm to them. Ghostface Killah made a special appearance and gave the young "blizzard" some pointers on how to be original and how to scribble on a pad. Other appearances included Snoop and The Game. If you are lucky you may catch a encore performance some time next week. Tune in and find out what all the spit is about.

When you love your Range Rover just a little too much.

That's real sad when you have to crossdress and sneak up on your own vehicle to get a piece...and I wonder if this conserves on gas. This dude almost looks like this guy Brady I know from an old job. sup crust?

Ok dat's enough for today...more dumb shit to come...and if you don't like it...

one.

BLOW YO BRAINS OUT

It's Official!!!! I just got the cover back today and I was very impressed with Mastodon Media...They even had those shit pre cut and on some hard card cover shit. (thx derrick and rich, hope you like the cage) The original release date was set for Memorial day weekend, but fuck it...it ain't like I got this mass following of fans camping outside my house. (i wish).., but anyway maybe someday. I'm going to do what I can to get this on all the top mixtape sites along with other releases from my catalog. Oh, and don't even ask me what's on it...if you have to ask dipshit, it ain't for you. You'll get a tracklisting when you cough up the lute.
WTF U Looking At! Bitch.

If you love the movie Rocky and would like merchandise from the movie...hit up the website.


You knew it was coming...My long awaited review of Quizno's Subs.
A new Quizno's just opened in Green Island and in Troy, and by the looks of it everyone is biting. I tried to go there last week, but changed my mind when 5 cars pulled up and all rushed to the front door. I was pissed...hungry as hell, wanting to try some toast on my tastebuds and I cruzed on by. When I passed the place there was like one car in the parking lot...so I figured that I would just pull and U turn and go for broke. After pulling into the parking lot I was surprized to see that in less than 20seconds there were 4 people walking up to the door and now a full parking lot. BULLSHIT!!!!...I was so mad I droke reckless out of there and ended up no eating shit. A few days later we decieded to try again...even though we had to wait 15 minutes to order, and another 10 for the new employees to make the sub, it was good. Subway and Mr. Subb are gonna have a run for thier money. The prices are a few dollars higher at Quizno's, but in my eyes it is well worth it. Chicken Carbonara is the shizzznit.
Eye Candy ---------0-O------------


Vida Guerra...Yum.

Tyrone Shoelaces.

Bobbito a.k.a. DJ Cucumber Slice has scored a deal with ESPN2 for a new show called "It's The Shoes". All the beats are done by DJ Mighty Mi and the first episode featured Spike Lee talking about why he is a sneakerfreak. The retro hunters aren't a secret anymore and for me they weren't a few years ago. It was just myself and a few friends...now the shit is beginning to get out of hand with the throwback jerseys. All companies that have died in the past are trying to cash in on this phase of the old school classic kicks. I mean seriously...if you see someone trying to rock a pair of British Knights, talking about "these shits are hot yo, they're retro." Do me a favor and kick them in the knees, then bitchslap that stupid thought right outta thier head as soon as they hit the floor. That shit ain't retro...Variants (fakes made to look exactly like the real thing) aren't retro, they're mass produced by little chinese kids and are sold with boxes and retro cards to make you think that they are worth your money. See the FAQ section of www.niketalk.com for more info on the fakeness that is out there circulating today. And oyu better be damn sure to check out ESPN's Sneaker Bracket and vote for you favorite pair of kicks. I'm out to go buy the new '90's that just dropped.

AURAL SEX PRO MO

NEW SMOG ALBUM ... JULY '05

CASHE RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME

I am delighted to tell everyone that The Vinylcologist record collection is expanding rapidly due to a large supply of untouched records that were recently discovered. After building the wall of wax I never thought in a million years that I would have to build another one. It's XMAS in June and that is all I can expose for now. I will keep you all updated though on what rare finds I catch in the coming weeks. woooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!
LET IT RIDE!

This past week Afleet Alex went on to win The Belmont by about 7 lengths with Jeremy Rose aboard. Can this horse be stopped????!!??? Before you answer, get your wallet out of your pocket and put a 10 spot aside for this years running of The Travers. I know that I'm already getting my OTB account ready for this season, but I will be putting a little something extra away for a rainy day. Bottom line: If you don't bet on this horse to win The Travers, your a reeeeeeetarrdddddd!. Nuffsaid.


If you happen to make your way over to Crossgates Mall you'll notice a new Daniel Swarovski Store on the corner next to Macy's upstairs. I was shocked to see this because I've been fucking with these for over a year now. Some people laughed at the hats and others viewed them in awe, asking "how much?". Right now...too much. This is a better time than ever to start putting my custom crystal hats on Ebay. I really don't know why I've already waited this long. Stupid me. Anyway there is a huge crystal craze going on internationally and people are customizing everything from cell phones, to tee shirts, to Gucci shoes and dresses for women. You heard it here first...a year ago, this shit is the bling for 05-beyond. Snooze and lose.
Still Guilty:

I said from the beginning that I thought that he was innocent, and he was being targeted but that doesn't mean that he didn't do other things. He has to know to be careful and that people out there are gonna want to get to his money any way that they can. The fact that he did some stupid things in the past gives people more reason to form a case against him. I really don't feel sorry for heads that put themselves in these positions. Look at our good friend Kobe, Terrible rapper, great baller, stupid fuck. This guy has a wife that is a perfect 15 and who has stuck with him thru all this mess, and you better believe that this wasn't the first time this shit has happened. It was just the first time he met a freaky bitch that turned out to be a psycho and opened her mouth. Same shit with that ogre Shaq. They probably been fucking all sorts of bitches on the road, doubleteaming for the Lakers, Kobe's spot just got blew up to the public. He tried to drag Shaq into it, but he wasn't having it. Shaq's wife has it too too good so I'm sure she just turns her head and believes his lies. If she didn't he'd just knock that bitch out and send her back to the ghetto. All these superstars, role models, entertainers, and musicians have tons of skeletons in thier closets, it's just a matter of time (and money) when the secrets will come creeping out. Hillary Duff looks innocent enough right, but that chick has fucked more dudes than Lindsay Lohan, and the Oslen twins put together. It's all in how you carry yourself. Just keep believing everything you see and hear off the idiotbox and see how many times the stories change.
Clan In The Front...

If you haven't had a chance yet to catch the US OPEN of Karate on ESPN, I really don't know what to say except that it was some of the illest shit I've ever seen in my life. I found myself swapping back n forth between that and game 3 of The NBA Finals. The saddest part was that the game was in the PIP and I had the Karate championships on the main screen for most of the night. I'm sure that they will be re-running it so be on the looky looky for dat shit. Fyahhhhhhh!
Oh yeah and the above image is from the new Ninja Gaiden game...the graphics are ridiculious and from what I hear so is the game play. I don't have an XBOX, I could never get down with that big ass seashell that they use for a controller. Fuckall that. and speaking of ninjas...
THIGH CANDY ... on a Kawasaki Ninja. -----O-o---- ewwwwww. OMfuckingGOD! HA

...And from the way she is grilling you can tell she's happy with her figure. That bike has some serious shock absorbers and her toliet proly does too. One too many Gus's hot dogs and Red Robin burgers will get you like that so stay on the low fat treats. Popcorn, yogurt, fruits and veggies, and even beef jerkey is better for you than that shit.
Try Jackie Chan's Late Night Favorite...

Lata Nukka...uh I mean Ninja.

ILL WHITEY

Whit the days getting hotter and longer I find myself becoming more and more tired and not wanting to work on any music. This is partly because I have a mess of other shit going on and also because my studio gets just too fuckin' hot. Anyway the point of this whole thing is to give you some summer cool down tips if you are in a situation similar to mine.
tip 1: --You could always just wet your tee shirt, ring it out and then put that shit back on again. It may look stupid like a tiedye that didn't work, all wrinkly n shit but it will def cool dat ass.
tip 2: --Another trick is to get yourself a cool ass drink with crushed ice similar to our long time favorite the slush puppie. If you are an alcoholic like myself and need some liquor to spice that darn ding up, you can find various mixers like mudslides, pina coladas, and strawberry daquiris that already have the stoopidjuice inside them. I find that mixing up your own concoctions are much more fun tho. Here are a few of my favorites.
--Absolute Apeach, Arizona Arnold Palmer Half n Half Tea and Ice (blended)= Peachy Keen Palmer
--99 Bananas, Stoli Strasberri, and Fruit Punch Kool Aid, with chunks of Strawberries blended with Ice of course=Jungle Juice
--Bacardi Vanilla, 2 scoops of Vanilla ice cream, and IBC Root Beer unblended=Root Buuur Floater
--Bacardi Black, Cherry Coke, 1 scoop of Vanilla ice cream and 2 marichino cherries blended with ice=Black Cherry Fun Punch
--Kaluha, Milk, Ketel 1, Hangar One, or Grey Goose Vodka, 1 scoop of Coffee ice cream blended with ice=Mullato Russian
Those should get you drunken bastards started, more drinks to come as they are invented.
tip 3: --Stop wearing black tees that go down to your ankles. These attract heat and not to mention look stupid as fuck. Unless you are 6ft someshit, you shouldn't be buying clothing that has a big and tall tag on it. You=XL or XXL...Shaq=XLT. Stop being idiots and buy shit that doesn't look like a fuckin' nightgown. I don't know weither to give you the pound or cook you an egg sandwich. ...and by the way, take that played out size sticker off your hat, I know it won't make it look new anymore, but people won't be able to tell that you dick is as small as it is. Bitchass.
tip 4: --Find a swimming pool. This shit goes back to when we were all in high school, but with a twist. Whatever you prefer, in ground or above ground. I like the ones that have a slide. Scout out a few pools and the wait till everyone hits the sack and then go pool hopping. If you don't wanna wait till nighttime which is understandable since this is suppost to be for the now. The best thing to do is find a graduation party, wedding reception, or just a backyard picnic and crash dat shiieeeeet. Walk right into whatever function it is and make some friends, they will help your plan of action. Try to find people that are just stopping thru. If they happen to ask who you are, just reply "a friend of the family" this is not untrue, you are thier friend, just long enough to use them for thier pool. Make yourself at home grab a beer and a bite to eat and blend in as best possible. Pretty soon the family dog will be eating out of your hand your bellyflopcannonballs will be the life of the party. If the host of the party or bbq questions you, just tell them that you are a friend of whoever you talked to first. By this time that person will have left or will be too buzy with thier own shit to worry about you.
tip 5: --The finally of all tips...If all these other options fail you, just don't get dressed, freeball, freetit, or freeass it all day long. That should do the trick. Oh, and if you are a fat bastard, take your ass to Wal-Mart and get a roll of screen (like you would use for windows) and hook yourself up an outfit, but just make sure that it holds in all those bakery bumps.
JURY DOODIE.

..and to think that if this guy gets charged, Hollywood will have a level 3 sex offender on the walk of fame. What a joke. The jury is entering thier 4th day of deliberation and from the looks of it they are pretty well protected by security. If Jacko was smart he would've hired John Cusack to hide in the jury and sway the verdict. During the 2nd day Jackson's father had to deal with a false alarm due to some miscommunication. He raced to the courthouse thinking that the jury had come to a decision, too bad. After three speeding tickets and one sweaty forehead later he realized why he is so concerned for his son. Because he has no fame, it's all from his kids...all 1300 of them. I think that is true what they said about him taking away Jackson's childhood...I mean why else would he have his own Great Escape on the premises.
ON DA MAP

Just recently The Capital Region has taken on a new name... "Cap City". I'm not sure which yokel came up with this corny term, but be sure to hear it a lot more often. All the mediocre DJs on the radio are using it, it's in the night club commercials now, and wannabe thugs are throwing the term around like a b-ball at Washington Park. It will always be Upstate or just plain Albany to me. This is where I live, where I grew into what I am now, and where I will call home even if I did get my own star on the walk of fame. Actually, especially where I will build a big fat house that everyone can see from across the river so that I can laugh at these dicks that all the sudden see potential in this city. I could've chose to go to NYC after college and become some big shot producer that kissed ass and sucked dick to get record deals, but I didn't...I stayed here, home, with all my friends and fellow musicians. I've finished a ton of music that I am extremely proud of and wouldn't change it for the world. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean much to the 10,000,000 people out there buying the garbage that is ringing in there ears because they play it so much, but like Jada "we goin make it". The U.K. knows whats up. Read more here.
At The Movies...

Classic Mob Flicks...if you haven't seen these, you ain't gangsta bitchass.
--Goodfellas
--The Godfather I, II, III
--A Bronx Tale
--King Of New York
--Once Upon a Time in America
--Casino
--Married to the Mob
--Donnie Brasco
--The Freshman
--Analize This / Analize That
--8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
--Bullets Over Broadway
--Made
--Harlem Nights
--Johnny Dangerously
--Gotti
--The Last Don I, II
--The Untouchables
--Carlito's Way
--Mafia!
--The Whole Nine Yards
--Mean Streets
--State of Grace
--Raging Bull
--Mobsters
enjoy haters...you favorite blog bud is out to hit bud. If you have any questions or comments...