OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH...

AAAAAWWWWWWWW Shhhiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!
Monday night football is gonna be a mufvvva this week with a double header starting at 7pm. The first matchup will be the Vikings VS. the Redskins. I guess they think this is whats gonna make up for the lost ratings without John Madden. People are gonna watch anyway...it's the fuckin' first monday night football of the season foo!!!!!!! Wiggaz just care about the wing specials.
RAIDERS VS. CHARGERS @ 10. Don't make the RAIDER NATION hunt you down.

FEAT. on my next album. SOUF PAWLEY
Recognize Wiggaz.

CORNY music....and an even STUPIDER promotion tool.

The tru definition of a Bird. This big dummy got pinched drinkin and drivin...pure idiotski or album promotion???? Big ups to BANKSKI

-----------THE LOST TAPE------------------

I recently got a hold of a real dope collection of commentary by the late Dilla and music blended together. He breaks down what it was like to deal with the industry and the troubles that follow over a number of years. It's zipped so unless you have winrar or winzip it ain't happening for you. go head... grab it!
instructions: (stupid fuc's only)
uno-click on link, scroll to the bottom of the page
dos-select free account (this should bring you to another page)
tres-scroll down till you find the file name...
quatro-wait for the ticket to time out and the REAL link to appear. then download.
See it's just that easy, it's just that cheezy, it's always sleazy round heeere.

LORD FINESSE...

"Damn it feel's good to see people up on it"
Here the veteran wrecks the decks keeping onlookers dazed. Do me a favor, break out any album of his you own, crack a blunt wrap, grab da 40oz and let ya hip hop of today troubles fly out the door. Sane?

>>>>>>The RED ...The Black ...and The Green<<<<<<

Veteran Brooklyn Hip Hop group X Clan appears to be more motivated than stagnated by the death of Professor X, as it prepares the group's new album, 'Return from Mecca,' due October 31. The LP, the group's third and first in almost fourteen years, will come just nine months after Prof. X died of complications from spinal meningitis. Leader Brother J, Ultraman Ra Hanna, ACL, DJ FatJack, Kumu M. Haynes, Master China, and Grand Arkutect Paradise plan to continue the squad's Afrocentric based movement through a new venture with Suburban Noize Records. 'Return from Mecca' will feature a revamped version of X Clan's signature ancestral and cultural teachings. The crew, originally comprised of The Rhythm Provider Sugar Shaft (who died of AIDS in 1995), Brother J, Prof. X., and Paradise the Arkutect, was apart of Blackwatch, a musical/cultural movement which included X Clan, Queen Mother Rage, Isis, YZ, and Daddy-O. The Clan espoused the views of militants like Malcolm X, Huey Newton and Clarence 13X, moving dance crowds simultaneously. The group's 1990 debut 'To the East, Blackwards' was followed in 1992 by 'Xodus.' Both albums peaked at # 11 on Billboard's Hip Hop/R&B charts. The Clan split at one point in the nineties and Brother J formed Dark Sun Rider, releasing one LP. If the new LP is anything close to what Xodus was, then we can guarantee that the movement will awaken the spirits that be and flow back to east my brother, to the east!

FREEBIE CENTRAL AVENUE

Medeski, Scofield, Martin, and Wood - Tequila and Chocolate
-great bunch of musicians...gotta love this collabo.
Joe Gibbs and The Professionals- Majestic Dub
-the classic reggae dub buddas from way back when.
Camron - Swagger Jacker (Hova Diss)
-this is really a wake up call for all who think Hov is the best out.


!!!!!!!EyE cAnDy!!!!!!!!

Kianna Dior. "me lov yu long time!"
back in 5...days or so.
-V.

FURBURGER SURPRIZE!

Catch A Beatdown...Collective, that is.

This just in....BeatdownCollective and the staff are working on a greatest under the radar series from Upstate NY artists. There will be some well-known joints on there and also some exclusive (only for this cd) type shit. Make sure you quit smoking before then so you can keep up with the lyrics while your ghostrapping your heart out in that piece of shit bucket you call a vehicle.

The Other POPE.

Pope is back in the studio working on his latest. This is sure to be a more underground based album. Giving it that "NY" feel will be Jack N. Vinyl on all production. How did he get us to do pretty much his whole project???? If you had to ask, then you couldn't afford it. Be up in the lighthouse looking out for this release. No name yet, but that's just us being lazy fucks.

20-0-seven dunkage.

Nike has begun to release thier '07 line of SB Dunks. I really don't know how they'd outdo thierselves after last year, but I'm sure they will find a way. Check out some of the new samples. For those who can't afford the real deal you could always order from an ebay seller with a China address, (way bootnick) or simply buy the minature collectibles that are on ebay right now.

Dropping Bombs...

looking for the hot gear to match dose shits, slip n slide on ova to check out The Hundreds new fall collection. They specialize in hard to find colors that are linked with on another. Superhot!

Swagger Stole The Show.

The new Ghostface Killah New Era LE Fitted.
Swagger.com has teamed up with the Wu to release a series of limited edition tees, hats and other accessories. Peep this out.

Losers Love

Apparently L.L. Cool J. is in the studio working on a new album collabo with rapper 50 Cent. Maybe if we are lucky we can hear more garbage beats from Scott Storch on this project. Oh, and if we are truly blessed they may have that cornball Usher sing a hook for this sad idea of an album. It will probably sell a shitload of copies, but the people buying them aren't hip-hop, hell, they aren't even rap fans. They're just a bunch of people who got this shit fed down thier throat till they've convinced themselves that it tastes good. As far as I'm concerned G-Unit is deader that Jim Nabors and L.L. should quit while he is ahead. Read more on this dumb shit.

MOS DEATH.

New York's Finest were kept busy by the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday, busting actor-rapper Mos Def outside Radio City Music Hall during the show.
Def (aka Dante Smith, 32, of Brooklyn) was staging an impromptu performance of his song "Katrina Clap," which criticizes President Bush's response to the hurricane last year.
Police said his entourage rolled up in a flatbed truck and were "inciting the crowd" outside the VMA venue. After the driver refused to comply with a request to move, Def was issued a summons for "operating a sound reproduction device without a permit," according to an NYPD spokeswoman.
The incident happened about 10 p.m. "He was free in plenty of time to see the awards show," a police source said. "It was real quick - just a summons."
King, meanwhile, got his summons for trespassing.
The 33-year-old Angeleno and sometime Howard Stern guest has made a career out of crashing awards ceremonies. He was snatched off the stage after grabbing the mic and promoting his Web site during the live broadcast.
Can you believe these assholes? damn.

La Coka Nostra (video) (ill bill performance)

GEMS (music of the week)
Raekwon - Flawless Crowns (vatican mixtape vol. 2 exclusive)
Big Noyd - Money Roll ('bout time noyd hit us with some more)
Ayatollah - Love's Ghetto (hot ass beat off his new album, ill drums)

EYE Candy----0-O-----Famke


Aight fuckers....gotta go make myself a big breakfast, and dumbo drop a doogan.

more shits n giggles to come.

HOTKANIPKANABS

What the deal??! This week in Hip-Hop kinda sucked compared to 10 years ago, wouldn't you say? There really is good music out there though, you just have to search...the local music stores. Check the new Akro track w/ Lif. It's worth a listen or three.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

Has anyone seen this chick lately. What happened to "my weight is a problem" girl???? Someone should get her to a doctor quick! ...but on the way stop for a Meatnourmous Sandwich and an extra LARGE order of Oreo's dipped in hot hick mustard. Pleasseeeee Nicole, get a day job, sit on your ass and eat some deep dish yak dick. Maybe then you will get the junk in the trunks back.

STILL PUNCHING FACES.

Sween and Jak Progresso are working on a new EP that will be the equalivent of snapped bones from jumping threw an airplane motor. Slide over to Creative Juices music for more info on dat sheeeeeit.

CD's Of The Month!!!!!

Pharcyde-Labcabincalifornia
-This was one of the most slept on albums of all time. It included 16 tracks stacked with great samples, soundbytes, and real instruments with a comedic type feel overlayered. Always an ill disc to kick back and smog some beasters to. Wanna know what inspires me???? Discs that can be played from apples to zirconias. Datzwhut.


Big Daddy Kane-Daddy's Home
-Try not to forget who paved the way with his witty medaphors and supersmooth pimp-like lyrical rainstorms. It's putting words together like that effortlessly and still keeping your cool. See any resemblence????? Although Big Scoob pretty much ruined this album, Daddy still held down the throan. Let's go back.....way back. Pop in this tape before I shoot off those raisins you call balls.


The Beatnuts-Intoxicated Demons
-Psycho, Fashion, and Juju. This is a shorter cd, but that only means one thing. It can be played twice as much in the same amount of time as a regular disc. Every joint on this shit is major. From the "world famous" intro to the story they had to tell, this is how you wanna come if you trying to come hard. Intoxicated... and like a full blown demon. That's the shit we've always been on. Have you? Question that. This disc will always be one of my all time favorites. Go to Vinylcollege and do the knowledge. Fuckwow I'm good. uh ah, I mean hood. Nyes Nyes yawl.


Capone and Noreaga-The War Report
-The cover was bootleg as hell, but the inlay kinda made up for it. The verses were exactly that, a report on the war going on outside that no one was safe from. Tracks 10 and 7 are the diamonds of the cd. I still remember when T.O.N.Y. hit the mixtape circuit. That shit was playing in cars going by and the soundwaves were followed by mass amounts of treesmoke. It was all so simple back then and it seemed that what was real, was what made it to the top. If only Hip-Hop was like that now...there'd be a lot less emcees' wanting to quit fuckin' with it.

No Mo Madden... :(

It's gonna be hard listening to Monday Night Football without John adden's great commentating. He's moving to Sunday nights and is set to release his new "Madden '07" in the coming weeks. Previews have stated that this is the best football game ever made. Is it just me, or do they say that shit every year. I think we all know by now. For christ's sake it's like a national holiday when that shit drops. All the dudes that actually went out to get a job start calling into work and pullin that Madden bullshit. People actually get fired cause they are addicted to the game after only a few hours of play. This is what you spent those hard earned dollars on putting your kid through a university in which his or her only benefit is thier hand-eye coordination.


Then there's this asshole.

the unorganized bank robber. <----read how this dumb fuck got caught out there. haha. This must have been why he lost the job at FedEx.
This is a great site to check out. I happened to come across it in my zoom flume innanet travels. This is too Ill. Super Mario theme song played on a 11 string bass. This site, or blog I really should be calling it, has great tips and tricks for musicians not to mention a ton of other shit too.
www.onetonnemusic.com

EYE CANDY ----0-O-----woah.

Stacy Dash (clueless, mo' money, etc.) has a new spread...and I mean spread in Playboy. Peep it if you can find it. ooowwwwCH! By far, the hottest female ebony on the planet.

FREE SHIT!!!!! (J version) -just click on link, DL, and N-joi boi.
J-Zone - Triggerphobia (chickenshit) --hot off the press.
J. Dilla - Body Movin' --one of his greatest, period
Jaylib and Madvillain - Take it Back --doom, lib, dilla, should I say anything else?

Proly not.

Till I feel like Pimpslappin' you again...later.

WHO ARE WE????

get yer dig on. We do! Everyday.


Those... in a size 10 1/2...

Recently NIKE released thier newest version of the AIR JORDAN IV. These are the "Mars Blackman" edition or as some people are calling them..."the urkel's"....and if you are lucky enough to find them in the US be ready to wait in a long ass line. That is, if you aren't buying kid's sizes. It seems like every time a new Jordan comes out
all the men's sizes are gone before they even hit Eastbay. Just goes to show ya that you have to be on your sneaker game all year round. My boy Ev Boogie (Evil Empire...NY's down south music supplier) said that he waited in line for almost 3-4 hours to get a couple pairs when he was in France a few weeks ago. I asked if he thought they would ever make it to the states and he figured probably not. Bottom line...who'da thought that you'd have to take a vaca over seas to cop a hot pair of kicks. gee wiz paw.

A NIGHTY NIGHT IN SARATOGA...

For all of you who are true boxing fans, this should be a good oneor two, or three for that matter. A heavyweight fight night featuring Troy's own Shannon Miller VS. Chicago's undefeated Malachy Farrell. On the same card, more action...Saratoga former crusierweight Gary Wilcox will test his endurance and stamina against Vinny Maddalone. The early match will be Albany native Wayland Willingham VS. downstate's Brandon Mitchem who has a 24-4 record including 8KO's. There will also be another match soon to be disclosed.I'm seriously considering getting a front row seat to this one... and now a few quick words from Pugnatious....
“We’re happy to be promoting another high-quality show in Saratoga with Star Boxing,” said promoter Lisa Elovich, Pugnacious Promotions. “Having four exciting and crowd-pleasing heavyweights on the same card will give fans a thrilling night of boxing.”
Click here for ticket info.


I got my money on the white dude.

.....8.......9......10!

"the witty unpredictable"

Inspectah Deck is set to release the disc we've all been waiting for...well, except for the last two tracks. His new album entitled The Resident Patient is such a better album than The Movement. Movement wasn't bad at all, it's just that this is as close to an uncontrolled substance as it will get. Going back to his roots of rhymestyle, Deck handles the mic professionally and has hard hitting beats surround and accompany him all throughout. I'm sure either himself, the Rza, Mathematics produced some of the bangers on there. Get this shit, there's even a jacked instrumental from Yak Ballz first album entitled "c.r.e.e.p.s."...I mean you can even hear the crowd chanting "YAAAAAK BALLLZ" in the backround which was taken from a show he did in New Paltz, NY a while back. My question is... did Inspectah just jack it, or is Mondee (yak's producer) making jawns for the rebel ins???? ...and if so, then is Yako gonna have a collabo in the near future? I'll get back to you with all the info, cause I'm curious as hell.

POET HAS COME!

Blaq Poet has just dropped his debut disc featuring production by DJ Premier, The Alchemist, Easy Mo Bee, Himself and a few others. He stated that this was a mix of all his verses from the past along with some new stuff. He thought that since he's been under the radar for so long some people may not be as familiar with his works. This project is a cool collective of what the key member of Screwball has to offer. Buy it! Only then will you be able to judge it for yourdelf. We don't give ratings, or review for that matter. You should just know that if I'm talking about it and spending my time posting something that it is worth going to cop. I wouldn't lie motherfucker.

Ohio Dogs On Top.

After all the bullshit that has happened between fake friends, corny promoters, weak comeback disses, Copywrite continues to prove why he is one of the best that's ever done it on the underground scene. The new DJ E-V - ODOT Takeover mixtape is in heavy, and I mean Marty Mcfly heavy rotation in my deck. I'm glad that this cat doesn't let anything take away from the fact that he knows he'll run circles around fools lyrically. Hopefully one day in the future the O. Ill and ODOT will collabo on a track. That would be something for the masses. Cat's think they throw nice punches, but thier punchlines are better off left unwritten. Go Copy! Can't wait hear more of that real shit that these stale fucks only wish they could think of.

Ok its time for the shit you really want...
Free Vinyl Tracks Of The Week!
-DJ WALLY- Something in Those Trees.
-RAEKWON- GZA shit
-LUDACRIS- Tell it Like it is (another T.I. Diss)
-NAS- Where Ya'll At????
...and also, you know that the Vman always get the exclusive dopeness. Here's some more schmoove instrumentals from our friends at Origin Ill Inc.
The Orphans - audio live from Lark Tavern. Believe me...you don't have it fuckface.

What time is it?????

It's Post Time... Time for Enchantment, Excitement, and time for your punk ass to gamble all yer dough on a horse named POTSMOKE. If you are a leather tanned mexican that's feet stink like bbq fritos, they have a position for you. They strive on being an EOE.

C-ya nextime. I gotta go get my Grolsh on.

LAPSE OF TREASON

I'm Baaaaack!!!!! Everyone keeps asking me what's up with the fuckin' blog wigga, It's been like two months!!!! Plain and simple, my computer hasn't been working since a few days after Memorial day. We have so much to touch on. (no homo)
To make a long story short, Timewarner Cable don't know shit about computers. Period. They gave me the runaround for almost a month before I finally figured out that my ethernet card was the problem. Get this, in the meantime their telemarketing service is calling me to ask if I would like to combine my payments and sign up for digital phone and basic cable. What a joke right, the shit that I'm paying for isn't even working and they're tring to sell me some other garbage. I told the lady to get her head out of her ass and bother someone else. She stated that she was in a different department and I should call and let them know. I snapped, and basically told this bitch to kiss my powder white ass, and I didn't need to pay for something I'm stealing. Why would I. She must have been shook, because I haven't heard from thier marketing dept. since. Fuck them. Goofballs.

WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FO!!!!
This stunning picture is a view from the bedroom balcony in our Lake George townhouse. After going way overboard last year I really didn't think that we could top it. I was so wrong.
Last Year ('05)
-23 blunts
-12 people + guests
- 10+ lbs. of food.
- $20 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- shitty weather
- 3 bottles of champagne
- 4 bottles of wine
- 10 bottles of liquior
- 15 Vinylcologist tee shirts
- 3 fresh pairs of Nikes
- 1 broken golf club
- random moochers
- 14 people hungover on Tuesday
This Year ('06)
- 43 blunts
- 18 people + guests
- 20+ lbs. of food.
- $40 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- perfect weather
- 8 bottles of wine (one exploded in freezer)
- 6 bottles of champagne
- 15 bottles of liquior
- 8 518 tee shirts and 2 "fuckwow" tees
- 6 fresh pairs of Nikes
- no golf clubs to break
- more random moochers
- 25 people hungover on Monday.
This is just a quick comparison, there was a ton of shit I left out and if I got into it, we could all be arrested and asked never to come back. Hope everyone who was a part of it had a great time, I know I did and from the pre-orders for next year it seems like they did too.

DOZE DUDEZ DID IT...

Again I have to vent on some crap that's really been bothering me. I just wanna know, what the fuck is up with these corny knockoffs trying to be another American Idol. The layout is the same for all these gay ass shows, a few judges that think they know shit, some dumb annoying no talent pieces of shit that are waiting on thier big break, and you get to sit back and watch the breakdowns happening on live tv. From Ultimate Fighter, to So You Think You Can Dance, Making Of a Star to America's Got Talent, these are all good examples of why reality tv bites da big baaawwlz. Regis....Regis...Regis. What a clown. I'm starting to think that if I somehow convinced Regis to get on a track with me that my records would go diamond. This is how much star power this geek has. He thinks he's funny. He's not. He think's because he puts more foundation on than my girl that he is somehow gonna be young again. Welllllllllll NO! SUPEROLD FUCK! Old as all those excuses people keep using to TRY to quit smoking stoges. These companies need to try something new, inproved, and not so clean. I have an idear. How bout taking some white kids who are nasty on the mic and giving them thier own show. Let them battle it out with beats and verses until someone wins. One catch though. ....give them knives and guns. This would make for a great gangster reality. Ya think?

fo' aw my pizzabreff wiggaz.

New music has been posted on myspace so be sure to check it on a regular basis. I was never a fan of letting people download exclusives, but I may give some shit up that is sure to be instant classic. Be checking in on the weekly for new instrumentals and freestyles. You can now (for the first time ever!) add songs from the Origin Ill Inc. page, so get on it!!!!! The new Jack N. Vinyl mixtape is set to drop anytime now. Put on your hunting gear and get ready for this season in the woods.

Speaking of Jack:

His keyboard recently crapped out on him. Too many drunken latenights with something aged on ice until 7am. You can bet that! He basically wore out the disk drive, and now is looking to get his old module back from a friend. He's been using my Triton because it collects more dust than Sir Mix-A-Lot's bumapasaurus album. I'll always stay analog and digi with the dust around. crates n eighths.

FREE VINYL!!!!!!
...no no, he's not in jail. This is where I hit you with some dope shit to bump in that moving violation you call a hooptie.
-korn dogz
-special teamz
-live from the dugout '87





Back to the bottle and beats. peash.