HOTKANIPKANABS

What the deal??! This week in Hip-Hop kinda sucked compared to 10 years ago, wouldn't you say? There really is good music out there though, you just have to search...the local music stores. Check the new Akro track w/ Lif. It's worth a listen or three.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

Has anyone seen this chick lately. What happened to "my weight is a problem" girl???? Someone should get her to a doctor quick! ...but on the way stop for a Meatnourmous Sandwich and an extra LARGE order of Oreo's dipped in hot hick mustard. Pleasseeeee Nicole, get a day job, sit on your ass and eat some deep dish yak dick. Maybe then you will get the junk in the trunks back.

STILL PUNCHING FACES.

Sween and Jak Progresso are working on a new EP that will be the equalivent of snapped bones from jumping threw an airplane motor. Slide over to Creative Juices music for more info on dat sheeeeeit.

CD's Of The Month!!!!!

Pharcyde-Labcabincalifornia
-This was one of the most slept on albums of all time. It included 16 tracks stacked with great samples, soundbytes, and real instruments with a comedic type feel overlayered. Always an ill disc to kick back and smog some beasters to. Wanna know what inspires me???? Discs that can be played from apples to zirconias. Datzwhut.


Big Daddy Kane-Daddy's Home
-Try not to forget who paved the way with his witty medaphors and supersmooth pimp-like lyrical rainstorms. It's putting words together like that effortlessly and still keeping your cool. See any resemblence????? Although Big Scoob pretty much ruined this album, Daddy still held down the throan. Let's go back.....way back. Pop in this tape before I shoot off those raisins you call balls.


The Beatnuts-Intoxicated Demons
-Psycho, Fashion, and Juju. This is a shorter cd, but that only means one thing. It can be played twice as much in the same amount of time as a regular disc. Every joint on this shit is major. From the "world famous" intro to the story they had to tell, this is how you wanna come if you trying to come hard. Intoxicated... and like a full blown demon. That's the shit we've always been on. Have you? Question that. This disc will always be one of my all time favorites. Go to Vinylcollege and do the knowledge. Fuckwow I'm good. uh ah, I mean hood. Nyes Nyes yawl.


Capone and Noreaga-The War Report
-The cover was bootleg as hell, but the inlay kinda made up for it. The verses were exactly that, a report on the war going on outside that no one was safe from. Tracks 10 and 7 are the diamonds of the cd. I still remember when T.O.N.Y. hit the mixtape circuit. That shit was playing in cars going by and the soundwaves were followed by mass amounts of treesmoke. It was all so simple back then and it seemed that what was real, was what made it to the top. If only Hip-Hop was like that now...there'd be a lot less emcees' wanting to quit fuckin' with it.

No Mo Madden... :(

It's gonna be hard listening to Monday Night Football without John adden's great commentating. He's moving to Sunday nights and is set to release his new "Madden '07" in the coming weeks. Previews have stated that this is the best football game ever made. Is it just me, or do they say that shit every year. I think we all know by now. For christ's sake it's like a national holiday when that shit drops. All the dudes that actually went out to get a job start calling into work and pullin that Madden bullshit. People actually get fired cause they are addicted to the game after only a few hours of play. This is what you spent those hard earned dollars on putting your kid through a university in which his or her only benefit is thier hand-eye coordination.


Then there's this asshole.

the unorganized bank robber. <----read how this dumb fuck got caught out there. haha. This must have been why he lost the job at FedEx.
This is a great site to check out. I happened to come across it in my zoom flume innanet travels. This is too Ill. Super Mario theme song played on a 11 string bass. This site, or blog I really should be calling it, has great tips and tricks for musicians not to mention a ton of other shit too.
www.onetonnemusic.com

EYE CANDY ----0-O-----woah.

Stacy Dash (clueless, mo' money, etc.) has a new spread...and I mean spread in Playboy. Peep it if you can find it. ooowwwwCH! By far, the hottest female ebony on the planet.

FREE SHIT!!!!! (J version) -just click on link, DL, and N-joi boi.
J-Zone - Triggerphobia (chickenshit) --hot off the press.
J. Dilla - Body Movin' --one of his greatest, period
Jaylib and Madvillain - Take it Back --doom, lib, dilla, should I say anything else?

Proly not.

Till I feel like Pimpslappin' you again...later.

WHO ARE WE????

get yer dig on. We do! Everyday.


Those... in a size 10 1/2...

Recently NIKE released thier newest version of the AIR JORDAN IV. These are the "Mars Blackman" edition or as some people are calling them..."the urkel's"....and if you are lucky enough to find them in the US be ready to wait in a long ass line. That is, if you aren't buying kid's sizes. It seems like every time a new Jordan comes out
all the men's sizes are gone before they even hit Eastbay. Just goes to show ya that you have to be on your sneaker game all year round. My boy Ev Boogie (Evil Empire...NY's down south music supplier) said that he waited in line for almost 3-4 hours to get a couple pairs when he was in France a few weeks ago. I asked if he thought they would ever make it to the states and he figured probably not. Bottom line...who'da thought that you'd have to take a vaca over seas to cop a hot pair of kicks. gee wiz paw.

A NIGHTY NIGHT IN SARATOGA...

For all of you who are true boxing fans, this should be a good oneor two, or three for that matter. A heavyweight fight night featuring Troy's own Shannon Miller VS. Chicago's undefeated Malachy Farrell. On the same card, more action...Saratoga former crusierweight Gary Wilcox will test his endurance and stamina against Vinny Maddalone. The early match will be Albany native Wayland Willingham VS. downstate's Brandon Mitchem who has a 24-4 record including 8KO's. There will also be another match soon to be disclosed.I'm seriously considering getting a front row seat to this one... and now a few quick words from Pugnatious....
“We’re happy to be promoting another high-quality show in Saratoga with Star Boxing,” said promoter Lisa Elovich, Pugnacious Promotions. “Having four exciting and crowd-pleasing heavyweights on the same card will give fans a thrilling night of boxing.”
Click here for ticket info.


I got my money on the white dude.

.....8.......9......10!

"the witty unpredictable"

Inspectah Deck is set to release the disc we've all been waiting for...well, except for the last two tracks. His new album entitled The Resident Patient is such a better album than The Movement. Movement wasn't bad at all, it's just that this is as close to an uncontrolled substance as it will get. Going back to his roots of rhymestyle, Deck handles the mic professionally and has hard hitting beats surround and accompany him all throughout. I'm sure either himself, the Rza, Mathematics produced some of the bangers on there. Get this shit, there's even a jacked instrumental from Yak Ballz first album entitled "c.r.e.e.p.s."...I mean you can even hear the crowd chanting "YAAAAAK BALLLZ" in the backround which was taken from a show he did in New Paltz, NY a while back. My question is... did Inspectah just jack it, or is Mondee (yak's producer) making jawns for the rebel ins???? ...and if so, then is Yako gonna have a collabo in the near future? I'll get back to you with all the info, cause I'm curious as hell.

POET HAS COME!

Blaq Poet has just dropped his debut disc featuring production by DJ Premier, The Alchemist, Easy Mo Bee, Himself and a few others. He stated that this was a mix of all his verses from the past along with some new stuff. He thought that since he's been under the radar for so long some people may not be as familiar with his works. This project is a cool collective of what the key member of Screwball has to offer. Buy it! Only then will you be able to judge it for yourdelf. We don't give ratings, or review for that matter. You should just know that if I'm talking about it and spending my time posting something that it is worth going to cop. I wouldn't lie motherfucker.

Ohio Dogs On Top.

After all the bullshit that has happened between fake friends, corny promoters, weak comeback disses, Copywrite continues to prove why he is one of the best that's ever done it on the underground scene. The new DJ E-V - ODOT Takeover mixtape is in heavy, and I mean Marty Mcfly heavy rotation in my deck. I'm glad that this cat doesn't let anything take away from the fact that he knows he'll run circles around fools lyrically. Hopefully one day in the future the O. Ill and ODOT will collabo on a track. That would be something for the masses. Cat's think they throw nice punches, but thier punchlines are better off left unwritten. Go Copy! Can't wait hear more of that real shit that these stale fucks only wish they could think of.

Ok its time for the shit you really want...
Free Vinyl Tracks Of The Week!
-DJ WALLY- Something in Those Trees.
-RAEKWON- GZA shit
-LUDACRIS- Tell it Like it is (another T.I. Diss)
-NAS- Where Ya'll At????
...and also, you know that the Vman always get the exclusive dopeness. Here's some more schmoove instrumentals from our friends at Origin Ill Inc.
The Orphans - audio live from Lark Tavern. Believe me...you don't have it fuckface.

What time is it?????

It's Post Time... Time for Enchantment, Excitement, and time for your punk ass to gamble all yer dough on a horse named POTSMOKE. If you are a leather tanned mexican that's feet stink like bbq fritos, they have a position for you. They strive on being an EOE.

C-ya nextime. I gotta go get my Grolsh on.

LAPSE OF TREASON

I'm Baaaaack!!!!! Everyone keeps asking me what's up with the fuckin' blog wigga, It's been like two months!!!! Plain and simple, my computer hasn't been working since a few days after Memorial day. We have so much to touch on. (no homo)
To make a long story short, Timewarner Cable don't know shit about computers. Period. They gave me the runaround for almost a month before I finally figured out that my ethernet card was the problem. Get this, in the meantime their telemarketing service is calling me to ask if I would like to combine my payments and sign up for digital phone and basic cable. What a joke right, the shit that I'm paying for isn't even working and they're tring to sell me some other garbage. I told the lady to get her head out of her ass and bother someone else. She stated that she was in a different department and I should call and let them know. I snapped, and basically told this bitch to kiss my powder white ass, and I didn't need to pay for something I'm stealing. Why would I. She must have been shook, because I haven't heard from thier marketing dept. since. Fuck them. Goofballs.

WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FO!!!!
This stunning picture is a view from the bedroom balcony in our Lake George townhouse. After going way overboard last year I really didn't think that we could top it. I was so wrong.
Last Year ('05)
-23 blunts
-12 people + guests
- 10+ lbs. of food.
- $20 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- shitty weather
- 3 bottles of champagne
- 4 bottles of wine
- 10 bottles of liquior
- 15 Vinylcologist tee shirts
- 3 fresh pairs of Nikes
- 1 broken golf club
- random moochers
- 14 people hungover on Tuesday
This Year ('06)
- 43 blunts
- 18 people + guests
- 20+ lbs. of food.
- $40 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- perfect weather
- 8 bottles of wine (one exploded in freezer)
- 6 bottles of champagne
- 15 bottles of liquior
- 8 518 tee shirts and 2 "fuckwow" tees
- 6 fresh pairs of Nikes
- no golf clubs to break
- more random moochers
- 25 people hungover on Monday.
This is just a quick comparison, there was a ton of shit I left out and if I got into it, we could all be arrested and asked never to come back. Hope everyone who was a part of it had a great time, I know I did and from the pre-orders for next year it seems like they did too.

DOZE DUDEZ DID IT...

Again I have to vent on some crap that's really been bothering me. I just wanna know, what the fuck is up with these corny knockoffs trying to be another American Idol. The layout is the same for all these gay ass shows, a few judges that think they know shit, some dumb annoying no talent pieces of shit that are waiting on thier big break, and you get to sit back and watch the breakdowns happening on live tv. From Ultimate Fighter, to So You Think You Can Dance, Making Of a Star to America's Got Talent, these are all good examples of why reality tv bites da big baaawwlz. Regis....Regis...Regis. What a clown. I'm starting to think that if I somehow convinced Regis to get on a track with me that my records would go diamond. This is how much star power this geek has. He thinks he's funny. He's not. He think's because he puts more foundation on than my girl that he is somehow gonna be young again. Welllllllllll NO! SUPEROLD FUCK! Old as all those excuses people keep using to TRY to quit smoking stoges. These companies need to try something new, inproved, and not so clean. I have an idear. How bout taking some white kids who are nasty on the mic and giving them thier own show. Let them battle it out with beats and verses until someone wins. One catch though. ....give them knives and guns. This would make for a great gangster reality. Ya think?

fo' aw my pizzabreff wiggaz.

New music has been posted on myspace so be sure to check it on a regular basis. I was never a fan of letting people download exclusives, but I may give some shit up that is sure to be instant classic. Be checking in on the weekly for new instrumentals and freestyles. You can now (for the first time ever!) add songs from the Origin Ill Inc. page, so get on it!!!!! The new Jack N. Vinyl mixtape is set to drop anytime now. Put on your hunting gear and get ready for this season in the woods.

Speaking of Jack:

His keyboard recently crapped out on him. Too many drunken latenights with something aged on ice until 7am. You can bet that! He basically wore out the disk drive, and now is looking to get his old module back from a friend. He's been using my Triton because it collects more dust than Sir Mix-A-Lot's bumapasaurus album. I'll always stay analog and digi with the dust around. crates n eighths.

FREE VINYL!!!!!!
...no no, he's not in jail. This is where I hit you with some dope shit to bump in that moving violation you call a hooptie.
-korn dogz
-special teamz
-live from the dugout '87





Back to the bottle and beats. peash.

ON POINT BLANK.

Back once again is the incredible!!!!! ....to blab the truth about what goes on in this godforsaken world. Tons of things to talk about this week. Playoffs, Horse Races, Boating, and Lobster Ravioli. Let's start with my long time favorite tho, Music. On DAT note....we bring you....
this week's

ALBUM OF THE WEEK :

Boogie Down Productions Edutainment. Released in 1990, this gem features some of KRS One's best work. I recommend finding this via the internet, amazon, or any music store in yo hood. This album can be played from end to end and will have you rethinking why you started to like hip hop in the first place. go now pawn. buy it. doooit. ....and don't say that I never gave ya nothin'. The real info on what's real is all you need wigga.

THE KANTUCKY DERBY (mafia style)

For all who love horseracing, this is a special section just for you. (and, I guess whoever else you decide to share this with)
Barbaro, in sweeping his sixth consecutive start, became the first 3-year-old to bring home the roses off a five-week layoff since Needles in 1956. He was running for only the second time since Feb. 4.
The second-largest crowd in Derby history — exceeded only by the 163,628 who celebrated the race's 100th anniversary in 1974 — saw Barbaro quickly recover after the stumbled out of the starting gate. He all but floated around the track to emerge as the Run for the Roses' sixth undefeated champion of the modern era (since 1915). He joins Regret (1915), Morvich (1922), Majestic Prince (1969), Seattle Slew (1977) and Smarty Jones (2004).
How bout' dem apples???! Theres just one thing that gets to me about horseracing. THE GREED! Ok, so let's just say that since the early sixties the mob, mafia, or whatever you choose to call them now has had a very strong influence in the sport and the way it is run. At almost all of the racetracks in New York state there is no rule about alcohol and what you can and can't bring. That's the good part. The bad part is that since it's been ran that way for so many years they can continue to raise prices on everything...posters, food, drinks, and even admission. (and you will continue to pay) NYRA (the new york racing association) has done a great job over the years all except for one thing. What's that you ask...? They must have the worst accountant in history because every year they seem to be more and more in debt. Now this is hard to believe considering that everyone else that runs a business in Saratoga during the months of July and August can pay thier way all year round just off that money alone. We see how many people go to the track every weekend, they're always anxious to give us the attendance count on the news, and we also see and hear how many people lose. That's not just at the track in the flesh, that's on every race, on a string of tracks across the country... and if you haven't noticed the OTB channel never goes down, or has a glitch, or doesn't have any races on. Here's my question. WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS MONEY GOING????? NYRA for about the past 5 years has had to almost file bankruptcy at the beginning of every season, and it seem like everyone who loves this sport just turns thier heads and doesn't ask any questions. For a place that is making that much money they should be well in the positive side of profit. I guess it's working just like the old casinos in vegas. They hire a squeaky clean frontman to ask for all these state issued loans, and to do all the explaining when the dollars come up short. I mean seriously, how big is the skim???? I guess we'll never know just how much money finds it's way into the pockets of the greedy. What I am sure of though is that there is WAY more to this story and that this isn't the last we will hear about it. If we could be lucky enough to hit a superfecta, that will be about the same time Martin Scorcse will make a movie about it. I'll be there this year shun, it's the August place to be.

SILENT WITNESS

Lebron and the Cav's are taking on those nasty Detroit Pistons this week. Can we expect to see any more quadruple doubles in the near future????? I think not. I hope that he lives up to the hype and proves me wrong. I couldn't be any more of a fan to this guy. He's the reason myself and a plethora of others started watching basketball again. The money hasn't changed him, he plays to play, he plays to win, he plays because he can't not. Yes I know that I just said a double negative, but it makes sense if you say it back to yourself five times parrot. Polly likes crackers so she must really love me.
Sincerely,

----waiting on more to witness

ONE BITCH, TWO BITCH

Barry the bitch is chasing records left and right these days. I think he should just save himself the trouble and quit the game of baseball all together. Now if he does anything worth mentioning he's bound to hear some controversy on it. Personally, I could care less, I just like to see him mad. It's funny how when they talk about the steroids scandal he all the sudden had a bad knee last season. Now he's back with that other retard Jason Giambi and they are hitting homeruns like the guy with the coke and ladies in the bathroom of a bar in the 70's. Giambi really didn't waste no time, and I still think he is still juicing, but in a legal way. Barry on the other hand is a little smarter than that human garbage pail kid. He is at least waiting to hit some cause he knows that if he comes out swinging at the fences, people will ask questions faster than 15 year olds mother on prom night. Come to think of it, I wonder if Barry and Giambi went to the prom together, and scored some ball shrinkage in the parking lot bonfire later that evening. Proly. Fuck you again Bonds, and you too Giambi. How's it feel to be my most hated athletes??? Bonds on Bonds is corny too, go back to the locker room and watch the other boys, you're better at that.

HA HA VERY FUNNY ...
If you haven't seen this yet, get on it. shit is fucking illmatic. What a pervert.
"I love my dell"

SNUFFULUPADATE!!!!!!!

The Jack N. Vinyl project is officially underway. That's all you'll hear on it till it is complete, or unless that is you are going to Lake George for the annual Lake George Open. Where a few will be lucky enough to be jamming out to the sounds of new music all weekend long. "Think we give a fuck???????!!!!!" Nope. Good looks Katz for the sessions... you know we love your ears. Team Krispy '06

Giveaways Section:
---CAM 'RON -makin' change
-I still love Cam to death, but this was one of three I liked that had an alright beat behind it. His verses are tight like jockey underware, but his choice of beats suck like that joke with the chrome of a trailer hitch that everyone uses.
---Timbo King -davinchi codes
The hip hop society of phonys brokedown.
---Rhymefest -fever
I stole this shit ages ago, but no one used it. It's really too bad, because mine actually blew this one off the map. Good flow tho, Rhymefest gets buzy.
---Barrington Levy -ahyeah we dee dub
Off of some lost dats out of king tubby's studio. (the chill-out)
---DEEZ GUYZ -lobster ravioli (bonus skit)
Bunch ov drunekn ideots in the studio sellibrating sync o de maio a day latte.

later melonhead.

smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

MAPLE BACON TIPS

Sup my fucko's and fuckette's???? Just thought that we have another one of those talks you love sooooooooo much. It's back to the rat race tommorrow so I figured I'd let off some steam.

Speaking of pigs....

J-Zone and Celph Titled have some parodies of thier own. "Listen"

VITOCAKES...

This season's episodes of the Sopranos are really starting to get at me. Can we at least have one show that doesn't "touch" on the overtalkedabout subject of gay's and homosexuality. They should have called it "queer eye for the fat guy". I mean... seriously, the last thing I wanna see on a sunday night, with my girl, is two grown men making out. Especially when I actually was tuning in to watch a sitcom about organized crime. I may be being a little harsh, but I'm just "breaking balls". Tuna in nexta week to see if Tony getsa some smoked turkey all up in da fridge wigga.

SAMPLE DIS!!!!!

One of the first samplers I ever used. It was great for some things....rocking high school dances, stealing instrumentals, and making 12 second beats. "Can it be that it was all so simple then..."Here's some free music to keep your sorry asses coming back to this shithole of a site. FEDS my email is piratesofthecareofstealin@hotmail.com if you have and questions or would like to charge me for the use of ill legal song downloads.

----INSTANT ROTATION----The week of 4/30 - 5/6
--COPYWRITE - this guy can't fight for shit and he seems to have trouble following him, but when it comes down to it none of the cats trying to fight him physically can even touch him mentally. "I'm Baaaaack!" (ill snipper)
--PETE ROCK F. RAEKWON AND MASTA KILLA - pete rock is the only producer, besides madlib and myself that can still take samples that dozens of people robbed and make it hotter and hotter everytime. "the PJ's"
--BLAQ POET - apparently dj premier and the gang at year round are about to bring this shit back to the east. take notice and don't try to be the idiot that finds out last. "Bang Dis!"

-note: this music is a mix of some old (but not old to you) and some new....it's just that these are getting an otter's ass of play 'round here. knaah mean?!

ACID DIPPED!!!!!

If you are looking for the shit that all the straight villians wear be sure to peep this.
HAN CHOLO
...and get yer flippin game right.

SESSions.

KATZ N VINYL (LIVE!)

later fucker.

DELUXE TUX EGO

IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!
the personal pick.
The new Ugly Duckling cd. If you are a fan of underground hip-hop, funky breaks, and The Beastie Boys you're sure to love this album. Residing out of the bay area of California, these emcees are a perfect example of what hip hop needs nowadayz. VARIETY! Be Sure to cop thier early releases as well, Fresh Mode and Journey To Anywhere.


El Da Sensei is also back again with another bangin' record. Production is tight and I feel like giving this cat some love. It's a rarity, but well deserved. I'm glad that people are still down to jack records n shit that no one else has. You go El!!!!!!

DOWN TO THE GRIND ...

There hasn't been much going on in bloggerworld. ...but you can be sure that we have plenty to talk about.
Since we last spoke many, many, many ill tings been happenin'. Origin Ill is about to drop a plethora of new music. All which include the production from your favorite team.

The Leak Disc

This is a mixtape/compilation of joints that have been previously unreleased and unheard except by the creators themselves. Some of this shit I've never even heard before, Jack's never heard, and even Katz. This autta be good. The original leak disc was really some crazy shit. Lates nights at the castle in Oneonta during my college years. Some of the originals will be remastered and mixed into this as well. The price will be the same as always. Support indie music and always get your money's worth. Shunff Said.

Who Want's More??????????

The Jack N. Vinyl project is underway with 6-8 of the instrumentals complete. This in no way is a follow-up to the SMOG project. As you should know by now...there is really no way to follow something like that. This is something totally new. We still could care less if you want to comment on it, because the music is and will be always for us. N Daswhatit's all about. All Dirty Beats....All The Time!



Gone but not Forgotten Pt. 2

This is series two of the highly acclaimed time travel thru hip hop. This one will start at 1990 and go up to 06 and maybe even some '07 releases from the Origin Ill camp. Set to be released on Memorial Day Weekend, this cd will bring you to where no other cd has gone before. To the depths and back alleyways of the realness.


"CATS GOT GUNS THESE DAYS..."

This brings me to my next segment...Cats vs. Dogs. Which is better? Some will say cats because of the way that they can take care of themselves. (if so, then why the fuck we always gotta feed them and empty that rancid litterbox?) or because they don't have to be bathed as much, or maybe people just find a liking to small fuzzy things that always stay small. My mother has 3, and they don't really bother me, but that's because I don't chill there much anymore. It became three because she felt the need to save every last one that doesn't have a home. I'm convinced that if my brother and I weren't born she would live on a farm out in east bumfuck that had no animals, just cats. The issue I have with cats is that they don't seem to be as loyal as a dog. Dogs have a knack of learning and listening. They learn because most people will beat the piss out of them if they don't get off the new couch and stop shedding everywhere. I remember when I was a kid seeing my friend's father, who was a hunter at the time, throw the dog out a screen door because it pissed on the floor. (see photo above) Now if a cat pees on your floor I doubt you are going to toss it across the room. So cats really have it easy you see. I don't know if you know what it's like, but when a cat goes to the bathroom somewhere, it always goes back to the same spot. i.e. litterbox, outside, your carpet. As much as you scrub, mop, or sanitize, nothing will work. fucka cat. fro real. You want a dog. More loyal. More fun, and are always down to protect something. You think a cat is gonna do anything to stop some fools from gafflin' your shit? Nope. I'm trying to save you security fees every month here. Take my advice, a dog my eat more, may shit more and may try to get into eveything, but you can rely on one thing... it's a pet. A cat just hangs around and sheds everywhere. like i said. fucka cat. dat's nuffadat.

EYE CANDY.

Vida. Don't you love it.


...more blog fun sooner than you thought.