LAPSE OF TREASON

I'm Baaaaack!!!!! Everyone keeps asking me what's up with the fuckin' blog wigga, It's been like two months!!!! Plain and simple, my computer hasn't been working since a few days after Memorial day. We have so much to touch on. (no homo)
To make a long story short, Timewarner Cable don't know shit about computers. Period. They gave me the runaround for almost a month before I finally figured out that my ethernet card was the problem. Get this, in the meantime their telemarketing service is calling me to ask if I would like to combine my payments and sign up for digital phone and basic cable. What a joke right, the shit that I'm paying for isn't even working and they're tring to sell me some other garbage. I told the lady to get her head out of her ass and bother someone else. She stated that she was in a different department and I should call and let them know. I snapped, and basically told this bitch to kiss my powder white ass, and I didn't need to pay for something I'm stealing. Why would I. She must have been shook, because I haven't heard from thier marketing dept. since. Fuck them. Goofballs.

WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FO!!!!
This stunning picture is a view from the bedroom balcony in our Lake George townhouse. After going way overboard last year I really didn't think that we could top it. I was so wrong.
Last Year ('05)
-23 blunts
-12 people + guests
- 10+ lbs. of food.
- $20 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- shitty weather
- 3 bottles of champagne
- 4 bottles of wine
- 10 bottles of liquior
- 15 Vinylcologist tee shirts
- 3 fresh pairs of Nikes
- 1 broken golf club
- random moochers
- 14 people hungover on Tuesday
This Year ('06)
- 43 blunts
- 18 people + guests
- 20+ lbs. of food.
- $40 worth of oscar's beef jerky
- perfect weather
- 8 bottles of wine (one exploded in freezer)
- 6 bottles of champagne
- 15 bottles of liquior
- 8 518 tee shirts and 2 "fuckwow" tees
- 6 fresh pairs of Nikes
- no golf clubs to break
- more random moochers
- 25 people hungover on Monday.
This is just a quick comparison, there was a ton of shit I left out and if I got into it, we could all be arrested and asked never to come back. Hope everyone who was a part of it had a great time, I know I did and from the pre-orders for next year it seems like they did too.

DOZE DUDEZ DID IT...

Again I have to vent on some crap that's really been bothering me. I just wanna know, what the fuck is up with these corny knockoffs trying to be another American Idol. The layout is the same for all these gay ass shows, a few judges that think they know shit, some dumb annoying no talent pieces of shit that are waiting on thier big break, and you get to sit back and watch the breakdowns happening on live tv. From Ultimate Fighter, to So You Think You Can Dance, Making Of a Star to America's Got Talent, these are all good examples of why reality tv bites da big baaawwlz. Regis....Regis...Regis. What a clown. I'm starting to think that if I somehow convinced Regis to get on a track with me that my records would go diamond. This is how much star power this geek has. He thinks he's funny. He's not. He think's because he puts more foundation on than my girl that he is somehow gonna be young again. Welllllllllll NO! SUPEROLD FUCK! Old as all those excuses people keep using to TRY to quit smoking stoges. These companies need to try something new, inproved, and not so clean. I have an idear. How bout taking some white kids who are nasty on the mic and giving them thier own show. Let them battle it out with beats and verses until someone wins. One catch though. ....give them knives and guns. This would make for a great gangster reality. Ya think?

fo' aw my pizzabreff wiggaz.

New music has been posted on myspace so be sure to check it on a regular basis. I was never a fan of letting people download exclusives, but I may give some shit up that is sure to be instant classic. Be checking in on the weekly for new instrumentals and freestyles. You can now (for the first time ever!) add songs from the Origin Ill Inc. page, so get on it!!!!! The new Jack N. Vinyl mixtape is set to drop anytime now. Put on your hunting gear and get ready for this season in the woods.

Speaking of Jack:

His keyboard recently crapped out on him. Too many drunken latenights with something aged on ice until 7am. You can bet that! He basically wore out the disk drive, and now is looking to get his old module back from a friend. He's been using my Triton because it collects more dust than Sir Mix-A-Lot's bumapasaurus album. I'll always stay analog and digi with the dust around. crates n eighths.

FREE VINYL!!!!!!
...no no, he's not in jail. This is where I hit you with some dope shit to bump in that moving violation you call a hooptie.
-korn dogz
-special teamz
-live from the dugout '87





Back to the bottle and beats. peash.

ON POINT BLANK.

Back once again is the incredible!!!!! ....to blab the truth about what goes on in this godforsaken world. Tons of things to talk about this week. Playoffs, Horse Races, Boating, and Lobster Ravioli. Let's start with my long time favorite tho, Music. On DAT note....we bring you....
this week's

ALBUM OF THE WEEK :

Boogie Down Productions Edutainment. Released in 1990, this gem features some of KRS One's best work. I recommend finding this via the internet, amazon, or any music store in yo hood. This album can be played from end to end and will have you rethinking why you started to like hip hop in the first place. go now pawn. buy it. doooit. ....and don't say that I never gave ya nothin'. The real info on what's real is all you need wigga.

THE KANTUCKY DERBY (mafia style)

For all who love horseracing, this is a special section just for you. (and, I guess whoever else you decide to share this with)
Barbaro, in sweeping his sixth consecutive start, became the first 3-year-old to bring home the roses off a five-week layoff since Needles in 1956. He was running for only the second time since Feb. 4.
The second-largest crowd in Derby history — exceeded only by the 163,628 who celebrated the race's 100th anniversary in 1974 — saw Barbaro quickly recover after the stumbled out of the starting gate. He all but floated around the track to emerge as the Run for the Roses' sixth undefeated champion of the modern era (since 1915). He joins Regret (1915), Morvich (1922), Majestic Prince (1969), Seattle Slew (1977) and Smarty Jones (2004).
How bout' dem apples???! Theres just one thing that gets to me about horseracing. THE GREED! Ok, so let's just say that since the early sixties the mob, mafia, or whatever you choose to call them now has had a very strong influence in the sport and the way it is run. At almost all of the racetracks in New York state there is no rule about alcohol and what you can and can't bring. That's the good part. The bad part is that since it's been ran that way for so many years they can continue to raise prices on everything...posters, food, drinks, and even admission. (and you will continue to pay) NYRA (the new york racing association) has done a great job over the years all except for one thing. What's that you ask...? They must have the worst accountant in history because every year they seem to be more and more in debt. Now this is hard to believe considering that everyone else that runs a business in Saratoga during the months of July and August can pay thier way all year round just off that money alone. We see how many people go to the track every weekend, they're always anxious to give us the attendance count on the news, and we also see and hear how many people lose. That's not just at the track in the flesh, that's on every race, on a string of tracks across the country... and if you haven't noticed the OTB channel never goes down, or has a glitch, or doesn't have any races on. Here's my question. WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS MONEY GOING????? NYRA for about the past 5 years has had to almost file bankruptcy at the beginning of every season, and it seem like everyone who loves this sport just turns thier heads and doesn't ask any questions. For a place that is making that much money they should be well in the positive side of profit. I guess it's working just like the old casinos in vegas. They hire a squeaky clean frontman to ask for all these state issued loans, and to do all the explaining when the dollars come up short. I mean seriously, how big is the skim???? I guess we'll never know just how much money finds it's way into the pockets of the greedy. What I am sure of though is that there is WAY more to this story and that this isn't the last we will hear about it. If we could be lucky enough to hit a superfecta, that will be about the same time Martin Scorcse will make a movie about it. I'll be there this year shun, it's the August place to be.

SILENT WITNESS

Lebron and the Cav's are taking on those nasty Detroit Pistons this week. Can we expect to see any more quadruple doubles in the near future????? I think not. I hope that he lives up to the hype and proves me wrong. I couldn't be any more of a fan to this guy. He's the reason myself and a plethora of others started watching basketball again. The money hasn't changed him, he plays to play, he plays to win, he plays because he can't not. Yes I know that I just said a double negative, but it makes sense if you say it back to yourself five times parrot. Polly likes crackers so she must really love me.
Sincerely,

----waiting on more to witness

ONE BITCH, TWO BITCH

Barry the bitch is chasing records left and right these days. I think he should just save himself the trouble and quit the game of baseball all together. Now if he does anything worth mentioning he's bound to hear some controversy on it. Personally, I could care less, I just like to see him mad. It's funny how when they talk about the steroids scandal he all the sudden had a bad knee last season. Now he's back with that other retard Jason Giambi and they are hitting homeruns like the guy with the coke and ladies in the bathroom of a bar in the 70's. Giambi really didn't waste no time, and I still think he is still juicing, but in a legal way. Barry on the other hand is a little smarter than that human garbage pail kid. He is at least waiting to hit some cause he knows that if he comes out swinging at the fences, people will ask questions faster than 15 year olds mother on prom night. Come to think of it, I wonder if Barry and Giambi went to the prom together, and scored some ball shrinkage in the parking lot bonfire later that evening. Proly. Fuck you again Bonds, and you too Giambi. How's it feel to be my most hated athletes??? Bonds on Bonds is corny too, go back to the locker room and watch the other boys, you're better at that.

HA HA VERY FUNNY ...
If you haven't seen this yet, get on it. shit is fucking illmatic. What a pervert.
"I love my dell"

SNUFFULUPADATE!!!!!!!

The Jack N. Vinyl project is officially underway. That's all you'll hear on it till it is complete, or unless that is you are going to Lake George for the annual Lake George Open. Where a few will be lucky enough to be jamming out to the sounds of new music all weekend long. "Think we give a fuck???????!!!!!" Nope. Good looks Katz for the sessions... you know we love your ears. Team Krispy '06

Giveaways Section:
---CAM 'RON -makin' change
-I still love Cam to death, but this was one of three I liked that had an alright beat behind it. His verses are tight like jockey underware, but his choice of beats suck like that joke with the chrome of a trailer hitch that everyone uses.
---Timbo King -davinchi codes
The hip hop society of phonys brokedown.
---Rhymefest -fever
I stole this shit ages ago, but no one used it. It's really too bad, because mine actually blew this one off the map. Good flow tho, Rhymefest gets buzy.
---Barrington Levy -ahyeah we dee dub
Off of some lost dats out of king tubby's studio. (the chill-out)
---DEEZ GUYZ -lobster ravioli (bonus skit)
Bunch ov drunekn ideots in the studio sellibrating sync o de maio a day latte.

later melonhead.

smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

MAPLE BACON TIPS

Sup my fucko's and fuckette's???? Just thought that we have another one of those talks you love sooooooooo much. It's back to the rat race tommorrow so I figured I'd let off some steam.

Speaking of pigs....

J-Zone and Celph Titled have some parodies of thier own. "Listen"

VITOCAKES...

This season's episodes of the Sopranos are really starting to get at me. Can we at least have one show that doesn't "touch" on the overtalkedabout subject of gay's and homosexuality. They should have called it "queer eye for the fat guy". I mean... seriously, the last thing I wanna see on a sunday night, with my girl, is two grown men making out. Especially when I actually was tuning in to watch a sitcom about organized crime. I may be being a little harsh, but I'm just "breaking balls". Tuna in nexta week to see if Tony getsa some smoked turkey all up in da fridge wigga.

SAMPLE DIS!!!!!

One of the first samplers I ever used. It was great for some things....rocking high school dances, stealing instrumentals, and making 12 second beats. "Can it be that it was all so simple then..."Here's some free music to keep your sorry asses coming back to this shithole of a site. FEDS my email is piratesofthecareofstealin@hotmail.com if you have and questions or would like to charge me for the use of ill legal song downloads.

----INSTANT ROTATION----The week of 4/30 - 5/6
--COPYWRITE - this guy can't fight for shit and he seems to have trouble following him, but when it comes down to it none of the cats trying to fight him physically can even touch him mentally. "I'm Baaaaack!" (ill snipper)
--PETE ROCK F. RAEKWON AND MASTA KILLA - pete rock is the only producer, besides madlib and myself that can still take samples that dozens of people robbed and make it hotter and hotter everytime. "the PJ's"
--BLAQ POET - apparently dj premier and the gang at year round are about to bring this shit back to the east. take notice and don't try to be the idiot that finds out last. "Bang Dis!"

-note: this music is a mix of some old (but not old to you) and some new....it's just that these are getting an otter's ass of play 'round here. knaah mean?!

ACID DIPPED!!!!!

If you are looking for the shit that all the straight villians wear be sure to peep this.
HAN CHOLO
...and get yer flippin game right.

SESSions.

KATZ N VINYL (LIVE!)

later fucker.

DELUXE TUX EGO

IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!
the personal pick.
The new Ugly Duckling cd. If you are a fan of underground hip-hop, funky breaks, and The Beastie Boys you're sure to love this album. Residing out of the bay area of California, these emcees are a perfect example of what hip hop needs nowadayz. VARIETY! Be Sure to cop thier early releases as well, Fresh Mode and Journey To Anywhere.


El Da Sensei is also back again with another bangin' record. Production is tight and I feel like giving this cat some love. It's a rarity, but well deserved. I'm glad that people are still down to jack records n shit that no one else has. You go El!!!!!!

DOWN TO THE GRIND ...

There hasn't been much going on in bloggerworld. ...but you can be sure that we have plenty to talk about.
Since we last spoke many, many, many ill tings been happenin'. Origin Ill is about to drop a plethora of new music. All which include the production from your favorite team.

The Leak Disc

This is a mixtape/compilation of joints that have been previously unreleased and unheard except by the creators themselves. Some of this shit I've never even heard before, Jack's never heard, and even Katz. This autta be good. The original leak disc was really some crazy shit. Lates nights at the castle in Oneonta during my college years. Some of the originals will be remastered and mixed into this as well. The price will be the same as always. Support indie music and always get your money's worth. Shunff Said.

Who Want's More??????????

The Jack N. Vinyl project is underway with 6-8 of the instrumentals complete. This in no way is a follow-up to the SMOG project. As you should know by now...there is really no way to follow something like that. This is something totally new. We still could care less if you want to comment on it, because the music is and will be always for us. N Daswhatit's all about. All Dirty Beats....All The Time!



Gone but not Forgotten Pt. 2

This is series two of the highly acclaimed time travel thru hip hop. This one will start at 1990 and go up to 06 and maybe even some '07 releases from the Origin Ill camp. Set to be released on Memorial Day Weekend, this cd will bring you to where no other cd has gone before. To the depths and back alleyways of the realness.


"CATS GOT GUNS THESE DAYS..."

This brings me to my next segment...Cats vs. Dogs. Which is better? Some will say cats because of the way that they can take care of themselves. (if so, then why the fuck we always gotta feed them and empty that rancid litterbox?) or because they don't have to be bathed as much, or maybe people just find a liking to small fuzzy things that always stay small. My mother has 3, and they don't really bother me, but that's because I don't chill there much anymore. It became three because she felt the need to save every last one that doesn't have a home. I'm convinced that if my brother and I weren't born she would live on a farm out in east bumfuck that had no animals, just cats. The issue I have with cats is that they don't seem to be as loyal as a dog. Dogs have a knack of learning and listening. They learn because most people will beat the piss out of them if they don't get off the new couch and stop shedding everywhere. I remember when I was a kid seeing my friend's father, who was a hunter at the time, throw the dog out a screen door because it pissed on the floor. (see photo above) Now if a cat pees on your floor I doubt you are going to toss it across the room. So cats really have it easy you see. I don't know if you know what it's like, but when a cat goes to the bathroom somewhere, it always goes back to the same spot. i.e. litterbox, outside, your carpet. As much as you scrub, mop, or sanitize, nothing will work. fucka cat. fro real. You want a dog. More loyal. More fun, and are always down to protect something. You think a cat is gonna do anything to stop some fools from gafflin' your shit? Nope. I'm trying to save you security fees every month here. Take my advice, a dog my eat more, may shit more and may try to get into eveything, but you can rely on one thing... it's a pet. A cat just hangs around and sheds everywhere. like i said. fucka cat. dat's nuffadat.

EYE CANDY.

Vida. Don't you love it.


...more blog fun sooner than you thought.

FOOGAYZEEEE

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SUGARBOWLS AND 40's

The big fuckin' day is tommorrow...well. actually..today!! It's late, I'm zooted, and I figured that it wouldn't hurt to drop a few lines about who's gonna pay out the ass this year to advertise thier shit. Pizza Hut will feature an ad with the always eyefuckable Jessica Simpson and thier new stuffed with cheese that's gonna have you runnin', talkin' bout toliet bowl Sunday. Budweiser will dig deep into dem pockets trying to revive thier marketing schemes. Please guys...no lizards, or conference calls where everyone is screaming like retarded Eden Park nursing home patients. Carrerbuilder.com will be looking to score some big points with viewers...as if we didn't know they exsisted, or remembered that they did. Here's a hint...save your money fuckers, the job market blows right now. No one is going to hit up your site even if you paid them in dead nigga storage coupons. Finally, the one we've all been waiting for... The Dove (my fat ass is beautiful even though my sweat stinks like deer blood) campaign. You know, the ads you always see when you are reading O magazine fagboy. Nah, actually you aren't a fagboy, fagboys don't read this blog. There will be many more I'm sure from Coke and/or Pepsi and a ton other companies that we all know are there. They just feel the need to keep reminding us why we don't buy thier products, and why we won't switch from what we like just cause the '05 Daisy Dukes shakes her Nick abused ass.

You AnnNOID yet?

I'm pleased to say that we have a few new projects in the making...including the Jack N. Vinyl project. After going through acres of floppy discs we have at least half of the beats for the project. Special guest production from P.J. "muthafunkin'" Katz and cameos from whoever we decide to be on it. Lucky fucks...also, there has been some talk about a Sween and S.M.O.G. EP as well. Durt Murchants will have thier day in court within the next year, and be on the lookout for the ONLY Origin Ill posse cut that exists right now. Myspace. foo.

EYE CANDY...Isla Fisher...from Wedding Crashers.
till the next juan mang.

DIS, THIS, AND THAT

"How would you feel if everytime you had to piss you had to do a handstand???" ---Nice Guy Eddie ... R.I.P.

Much apoligies for being away so long. I've been crazy buzy lately recording new joints for the upcoming mixtape. Special thanks to my man P.J. Katz for the nice mixdowns.

UNGRATEFUL LITTLE WHORE!

Ok...so I'm sure you've all heard the rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina going around that, they indeed are having a child together, and continute to adopt children as they become closer as a couple. ...and for Jen...well, who really cares whats happens with her. Fuck her, she'll always be that corny girl from friends. No wonder why her and hubby Brad didn't work out, he must want a more exciting love life. There is one thing that I really will never understand though. Why the fuck these two overpaid idiots don't adopt kids from inside the states. You'd think that they would like to give a little something back to the country (and the thier fans for that matter) for helping them get where they are now. Living the good life. Instead they have been hopping from country to country adopting little snotnose dirtbags that are covered in flies. To tell you the truth Brad may have been better off a single man. I mean shit, can you imagine all the actresses that would love to linkup with him. He could probably run through Hollywood in less than a year if he kept it on the hush. Enough about that corny shit though...I hope he like Billy Bobs sloppy hundreths. And a big FUCK YOU to you Angelina, for being the stupid fuckling of Jon Voight. I hope those kids spread the bird flu to you.

Praise The Lord...

If you didn't get a chance to see Lord Of War in the theater I suggest that you skip lunch one day with yer broke ass so that you can rent it. This movie was great from start to finish and really makes you think about what really goes on behind the politics of underground arms trading. Nick Cage couldn't have done a better job. He is also accompanied by Bridget Moynahan (of Binghamton, NY) who plays his wife and dream girl in the movie. 9 out of 10. Peep it wigga.

EXTRA HOT SAUCE!

This is what happens when you leave a pile of coke sitting on the table and your cat gets to it before you do. Just back up and wait for this shit to blow over, or you might catch and eye jammy or two.

***MUSIC***MUSIC***MUSIC***

Figured since I haven't been around in a while I'd Bless you with some treats.
...the samples. dutchmusic.
---Monk Higgins
...the classics.
---Ill Al Scratch
---K.Skills and Dr. Beckett
...the newness.
---MF DOOM and The RZA
---The Dro

March is comin'
This year we have plenty of dope players to watch and this should intensify the gambling process as well. The sheets should be coming around as soon as the Super Bowl is over. Yeah...I mean that quick. As Americans we have this addiction to all things that make us lose our money. Who knows why? We just do. I'm takin' the Seahawks... Steelers don't need the win.

2.2.06 (officially)

Wrexclusive WILL be here by the middle of the week. Get yours by emailing me @ vinylcologist@gmail.com. Price is $10. Paypal it. Whatever you have to do to get it. DO ITTTT!!!!!!!

SNOW N PROVE

Just a quickie for today...If you are looking for that classic hip hop sound that you use to love before it was flooded with overwatered wannabes, check this show and the shows to come. GET ON IT!!!! I don't show up at every show on purpose you know...to create demand. You should understand this being the non minding your own business specialist that you are... fucker. Also, every Thursday at The Lark Tavern is PCM famalam night. New performances by your favorite 518 artists every week. Now what can beat that? Lindsay Lohan's ass on my cock, that's what. Show up and get your brand new kicks stepped on for free. See you there.




maybe.

CRAPPY CHRISMAHANAKWANZIKA

Big Shouts goes to all the soldiers that are away fuckin' Iraq's shit up right now and keeping it safe for all of us over here celebrating out freedom. Shup Wiggaz! I tip my hat to you. Ya'll should too.

gyeah boi.

QUICK MUSIC UPDATE...

New Bangers:
Kweli - Drugs, Basketball and Rap...features Planet Asia (beat is serious)
Canibus - Vitruvian CanMan...new shit, old lyrical ability. (can't snooze on this one)
Nokia - Cat's Get Thrown... not the rapper, the phone. (can't get enough of this kind of marketing)

Album of The Week:

DJ Revolution's - The ABC's of High Fidelity.
If you are into just kicking back, lighting a dutch or 4, and wanna hear some great breaks, this is the album to purchase. Don't say that I didn't tell you so.

Cop Killer.

In case you haven't been following the story...let me bring you up to date. Basically, the dude who played Calogero in "A Bronx Tale" was out late drinking at a Bronx strip club with his ex-girl's father when they decided to go get some drugs to top the night off. The two men showed up at the house of an old friend, (who moved out two days previous) and proceeded to break into his house looking for Valium pills. A NYC police officer who lived next door heard the ruckus and went to check it out. Holding his badge and gun in hand he confronted the two men and a gunfight broke out. The man who was his ex-girls father shot the cop 2-4 times before being shot in the balls and twice in the chest. Calogero, was shot twice in the chest also by the cop. After a long ride to the hospital the officer died and now his family wants answers. Calogero says he feels horribly for what has happened, and that if he knew that his companion was carrying a gun he would've not let him in his car. The family of the NYC cop says that Brancato (Calogero) is a professional actor and that what he is doing is acting, and that he feels no remorse. He could be just doing this to shorten his sentence and possibly make a movie out of what happens when you use drugs and alcohol excessively. The family want to see him go to the chair. Is he acting...???could be. read for yourself and be the judge.

Battle of The Boces.

This year went by faster than extractions after a Gus's Hot Dog eating contest. What was funny though was this....Dick Clark (ABC) looked like he was gonna heel over and die during the ceremony and his wife got tongued down good, Carson Daly (NBC) botched up the countdown...let's just hope that the reason that he forgot that 3 comes after 4 is that maybe he counting on crowd participation, and not the fact that he was completely sober. Last but not least, Regis Philbin sang "New York, New York" and also rocked the crowd...He was later found in a Best Western ass naked running around after Marv Albert and boning Paris Hilton while drunk dialing Kelly Ripa.
"Oh What A Night" ---The Diabolical Biz Markie

HIP HOP YOU DONT STOP...flyers. (totally blogworthy)...good looks toast.

Sly Candy ------O-0------->

Ever wonder how Fergie got to where she is??? This is her previous girl group...Wild Orchid. Couple of hotties...huh...I said couple...which means 2, the girl in the middle is bduh bu busted, no wonder they never had a hit single. Fuck Fergie by the way. Her humps are lumped. Until the next time I feel like filling you in. Happy New Year my fellow bloggers. ----Vdot.